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XI is an adult clan with no prohibitions on the use of language except for two primary rules: no racist remarks and no personal attacks. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here: if you don't like it, don't look at it or don't comment on it. If you believe someone has broken one of our rules, let an admin know, and we will take action as needed. We also do not tolerate cheating or disrespect by members or guests and insist on good sportsmanship. Violations can lead to permanent bans. We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. No one, member or guest, is above our Code. We have walked away from this code too many times. I have dealt with the disrespect of many players when I play, and I'm going to state this to you all. You don't want to play on my team, fine. Don't want to hear me, mute me. There is no need to broadcast it through the server. That is considered a personal attack. Second, you are bringing negative feelings into the server. I know that Biggie did say something one time. So, in short, you hate me, fine, but you have a personal issue with me, then pm me and let's resolve it. Stop broadcasting it on the server. I support this clan from day one and will continue to do so. I host a free movie server for the clan with over 5600 movies and shows. Donate like everyone else and do background support to help the admins. We play for fun, we play with honor, and we strive to treat each other with respect and consideration. You need to check your sensitive feelings at the door when you come here, and I have done so for more than 16 years. I do not need to name names, but the players should know who they are. Play on and enjoy the servers.

Rest in peace Charlie Kirk. the commie lefties don't like confrontation when they take the mic and stutter because they're out classed by reality? Assassination is the only solution? Fucking pussies

Wanna make out Wildthong? Rugger says I am a good kisser

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Well i gone and done it and bought a new boat its a 2015 Bayliner 175 (17.6ft) - 135 HP, MerCruiser 3.0L inline 4 - Minn Kota Electric Trolling Motor - Lowrance Fish Finder Elite 5 HDI - Trailer included

No springform pan, no water bath, just a Pyrex casserole dish and attentiveness. Since it's a custard, I do babysit the oven temperature during the 50 minute bake, monitoring the temperature with a probe & manually turning the oven off & on to keep the temperature between 323°F & 327°F. Well worth the effort. Most home ovens cycle +/- 30°F from setpoint, meaning 60°F swings in temperature during the bake; unacceptable.

Is there any chance we could change the name of the 'Jokes and Misc stuff' forum to 'RobMc and KaptCrunch stuff'

As a proud member of the "FU Wildthing Club" for many years now, I can say I agree with you. Don't change for other people... unless they have boobs.

What are these "feelings" you speak of? We have a saying in a charitable club I am a member of.... "Have a thick skin and a short memory". Just like in the server(s) we give each other shit and sometimes arguments happen. But, the next day, we are all having a beer together. I am with Wildthing regarding our "code" of No racist remarks and No personal attacks. I think sometimes people take simple game "ribbing" as a personal attack. Keep in mind it is a game.

I think your fun. I'll play with you anytime!!

I would like to introduce my new gran daughter Alisha and my grandson who is now 21 months old

that was a really sad thing .that man was really doing great stuff .R.I.P

Last night in my usual drunken state before retiring I clicked on a comment by Basil and giving my usual type of reply, COMPLETELY MISSING THAT THE POST WAS ABOUT 9/11. My sincere apologies to all, it was unintentional and I see it has rightfully been removed, Rob hangs his head in shame, forgive me.

lol My Irish Grandmother spoke Gaelic when she got mad. Us as kids immediately knew to STFU and behave. lol

This makes me sad. I am heartbroken for our country. We have lost our way...

I just love the fact that he is typing with a huge letter size! Just to make statement.. Or are the eyes going old @wildthing?

Wont that make @ANGUS jealous?! I know you all had a thing going on the Maid Of The Mist....am I right?!

Tomorrow in the UK we have a patriots march through London, this is the second one the first attracted around 150,000 people, ordinary people, ex service people, disabled etc. Branded 'Far Right' by the left wing press they marched peacefully and silently, goaded the entire way by violent left wing thugs carrying Palestine flags and screaming Fascists. Tomorrows march will be the same, probably larger, but you probably won't even see it on the MSM. The left wing are getting desperate and there is word that a similar confrontation has been organised by the left to break up the peaceful march, an act similar to Charlie Kirks. Now you tell me who the 'Fascists' really are?? I've made my mind up R.I.P. Charlie, they silenced you through fear because you were right and they only know violence as a voice of reason Oh yes I forgot to say, the marchers will be unmasked, their faces on display for the world, the majority of the left are masked and hooded, you just watch if you can.

Rotation #20a 25 maps by LOCO put in rotation 09/09/25 by Pengy map mp_pic map mp_printery map mp_remontna map mp_northport map mp_wasted map mp_vukovar map mp_powcamp_v2 map mp_creek map mp_novoutpost2 map mp_noobville map mp_xi_overgrown2 map mp_oukhta map mp_school map mp_offices_v2 map mp_showdown map mp_polygoon map mp_uber map mp_outset map mp_japmap map mp_oldschool map mp_townville map mp_ravine map mp_selo map mp_qmx_matmata map mp_ovgrown Server restarted @ 12:12 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend. His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.” His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?” No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”

I'd be insulted if I didn't hear @wildthing tell me to "F" off every day. Is it weird that I look forward to it? Stay true to yourself buddy, you're part of what makes this dysfunctional family so special to me....

larsin ive watched the video Elvis has taken and you are running several spawns and running and gunning as you pass through. your 1st kill on the video was you running to the end of the map to the spawn hut and you took the player out who had spawned in there, you then went to the next hut as the player had spawned and shot him as you ran in. based on the evidence Elvis have presented to the admin team the week ban stands. please show some respect to the admin, you are accusing him of harassing you with no evidence to back this up. He is just doing this job. this matter is now closed, Larsin the ban will automatically lift next week. if not contact one of the admins to assist.

Not a chance.

His father turned him in...

See you all in a week. We are headed to Gatlinburg TN / Smoky Mountains to wrestle some bears! You all behave!

I rode me a @piglo in Dollywood today

The phone company was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Canadian guys. So he met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job." Both teams headed right out. At the end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Norwegian guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve. Forty-five minutes later, Mark and Wayne, the Canadian guys came in, and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install? Wayne, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Mark and me, we got three in." The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Norwegian guys put in twelve!" "Oh Yah?," said Wayne, " you should see how much they left sticking' out of the ground!"

TODAY

A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra. Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose. Man: Why not? Doctor: Because it's not safe. Man: But I need it really bad. Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly? Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented. Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects. On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling. Doctor: Good God! What happened to you? Man: No one showed up. For you TBB

Killed a really nice “speed goat” yesterday. Second one in a ten year period. He was a brawler, broken horn tip and both his ears had rips in them!

You mean COD2 or 5? COD4 has a STRONG base and full servers every night nearly Stormy

Send the rear end to Kapt, he'll stuff it for you, send the front end to Budman, one kiss and it'll be pickled, then send it to TBB and he'll 'mount' it.

New rotation maps are map mp_78lungariver map mp_82ab_crossing map mp_agx_burgundy map mp_argentan map mp_bentys_depot map mp_bridge map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_brecourt map mp_cw_hill map mp_eindhoven2 map mp_foy_nite map mp_hill78 map mp_kwanriver map mp_mohdm3 map mp_reichattack map mp_snr_arnhem44 map mp_snr_brunete_cod map mp_vm_maichau

Mother, "How was school today, Paddy?" Paddy, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Paddy, "What school?"

Back when I first started playing on this server.... gosh so long ago... Wildthing was an admin back then, and happier. Gosh he was so funny when he was happy. Life sure has a way to beat us up along the way. I used to just laugh and laugh, thinking this is the funnest server I have ever played in. These guys are sooooooo silly (Extreme Idiots... say no more). Wildthing, imho, is an institution all to himself. A pure, kind, wise, sensitive soul. I know folks piss each other off at times, hello... we are human beings... The Most Complicated Species on Earth so far (that we know of). We get silly, we get pissy, we get confused, we do stupid stuff, we do brilliant stuff, we offend, we bother, we comfort, we love, all those things - right in the games, all of us, and isn't it wonderful? I mean really. I give Rugger such a big CONGRATS for making all this happen, year after year. And Wildthing, you be you, let's all be who we are, why not, right? Mute... (I do use it often, I admit, when I want to - for whatever reason, mostly it is because I have a headache and it hurts - chronic migraines suck btw. I am well aware that some folks need to mute me, oops Sorry... I do hate getting yelled at for not giving intel, so I think I go way overboard with the intel giving. So please folks, mute me if I, or anyone else for that matter, bother you. Be happy, life is short! And gaming is fun, really fun, and if it isn't, stop gaming lol. Now........... off to game - YEEHAW! Love you guys, even the pissy ones lol

The server wouldn’t be the same if I didn’t have to shove my fingers in my ears every time you show up…..lol

It's a metaphor for how loud he is!

Rotation #14a 25 maps put in rotation 08/15/25 by Pengy map mp_bo2paintball map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_roof_n map mp_dustcod4 map mp_northport map mp_hhk_sandman map mp_efa_underground map mp_train map mp_osg_drone_p map mp_naout map mp_outset map mp_shop2 map mp_school map mp_backlotair_b1 map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_slums map mp_thehunt_final map mp_docks_n map mp_burgundy_bulls map mp_daybreak map mp_a3_day map mp_ruins map mp_ffctaksim map mp_harbor map mp_mw2_term Server restarted @ 12:09 a.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

Hey that's a bit rough on old Sparks Mark? I'm sure his mommy loved him (even if the midwife smacked his father)

This is a needed follow up repair from 8/27 and hopefully the last Upcoming maintenance early 8/31 will cause short connectivity blip! Between 12:30am and 2am EDT on Sunday, August 31, we plan to replace a PDU (fancy power strip) that is no longer responding properly at your service location and rebooted all its connected equipment spontaneously on 8/27. This is a PDU that we replaced once before, and this replacement also failed in a different way -- an extremely unusual scenario This is a headsup that you can expect to interupt service and game play Thank you for your attention to this matter

New rotation maps are map mp_78kwai map mp_akushima map mp_ax_neuville map mp_barracks map mp_communique map mp_cw_pacific map mp_doc78 map mp_drum map mp_ict_stone map mp_jungle map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_makin map mp_provence5 map mp_ravine map mp_salerno map mp_stronghold map mp_tunnels map mp_ugcarena map mp_vacant map mp_yuko

Mick Murphy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Ireland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked Mick, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Mick looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The man parks his car, whips out his computer, connects it to his cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Langley, Virginia. Within seconds, he receives an email that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email and after a few minutes receives a response. The man turns to Mick and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "The number is correct. Sure you can take one of my calves," says Mick. Mick watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Mick says to the young man, "If I can tell you exactly what your job is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Mick. "Wow! That's correct," says the man, "How in the world did you guess?" "No guessing required," answered Mick. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living, or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep...Now give me back my dog!"

My bad, you both had bans in the past - AI changed some code for 'Active Bans' and didn't get the expiry dates right so your previous bans were reapplied. Should all be good now.

You’re ok in my book Wild. Let’s say you add character to any game you play in!! And ….. yes people like you who help out in the background while @Ruggerxi takes all the glory, female attention and public accolades are the bedrock of this clan. So thank you and a big FU @wildthing

Mrs needed touch ups on her tattoo, was in shop anyways so said fuck it, got a new leg tat done!!

The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

I'm honestly on the fence about this whole post. I don't mind the banter or funny shit at all. Intel is mainly what I speak about in game, but good conversations are awesome. A good joke is priceless when timed correctly. What I don't like is being yelled at about how to play by someone who spends most of their time frozen. Those get under my skin a bit.

I have looked forward to @wildthing in game chatter for over a decade now lol. Yes some of the players aren't smart enough to find the mute button. If people can't take it tell them to go play Fortnite with the kiddies. Also we all know @StormCrow is one of the top tramps in the clan and globally. No wonder they say he is a great kisser.

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "When was I born?" "Yesterday?" I replied.