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I would like to introduce my new gran daughter Alisha and my grandson who is now 21 months old

Dont forget winter is coming. Here in the next 45 days the soil gonna freeze and will have some snow. I like winter cause its time for southern vacations. Some caribeans cruises ahead cant wait. nothing like wearing bermudas in january LOL.

I've been seeing and hearing complaints about the maps on COD4 a lot lately, so I wanted to address a few things. Here are some things you may or may not know about maps and rotations: 1. The game is almost 20 years old, so there are not a ton of new maps coming out anymore. 2. Of the 2,000 ish maps in the COD4 downloader, only about 550 or so actively work on the mw2 freezetag mod. 3. Also, many of the maps are made for deathrun, zombie, sniper only, etc., and will not work with the freezetag mod. 4. Maps that haven't been tested - that requires time and effort. Need at least one admin and two other volunteers to test maps. The maps have to be uploaded, made sure they don't crash the server, test for killstreaks and make sure round changes don't crash. I've found that for every 30 or so maps that I've uploaded, about half crash the server, so that narrows the testing choices by 50% right there. 5. There are currently 75+ rotations that have been created by many admins, members, and non-members. We go through those rotations on a mostly weekly basis, and yes, some maps are repeated if they are in several rotations. If you've created a rotation and we've used it, it won't come back around for quite some time as we work through all the other rotations. If you submit more than one rotation, the subsequent rotations need to be different than the first one, or else it won't get used as a unique rotation. 6. If you want to help with map testing or creating a rotation, please let me know. We can set up some sort of schedule if enough people want to help test maps. I can also give you the guidelines for creating a rotation. 7. And finallly, it's not easy or likely to please everyone. Some complain it's the same old maps, others complain when there are new maps that they don't know. There are complaints from people who don't like sniper maps, or they don't like small maps, and so on. Map rotations are generally created to include small, medium, and large maps (usually 3-4), so that all playing styles can have fun in the server. A total of 25 maps is the ideal number for a rotation. If you have any questions or concerns, you can send me a pm. I hope that this has helped you gain a better understanding of what it takes to keep the COD4 freezetag servers running with map rotations that are changed more often than most other games that XI hosts.

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lol My Irish Grandmother spoke Gaelic when she got mad. Us as kids immediately knew to STFU and behave. lol

Last night in my usual drunken state before retiring I clicked on a comment by Basil and giving my usual type of reply, COMPLETELY MISSING THAT THE POST WAS ABOUT 9/11. My sincere apologies to all, it was unintentional and I see it has rightfully been removed, Rob hangs his head in shame, forgive me.

Personally I love the snow!! I could never run to warmer places... Canada proud here!!! Bring on the snow!!?!!

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and are very pretty. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the food there is very good and the wine selection is also good. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gasthaus Gutenberger because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at theGasthaus Gutenberger because they have never been there before.

i finally found out where you lot get your butt nades from !!!

My daughter is getting married about the same time (lost her mother last yr to cancer) I plan on at least making a showing ...

I like all seasons, especially spring and summer, because I love riding my motorcycle. That's why I definitely prefer warm weather.

Only an >IDIOT< would wear Bermudas in January

So, if you don't already know, this year's >XI< Fest is in Orlando/Kissimmee, FL. If you live nearby, or are a few hours away, and you'd love to meet up with a really fun bunch of idiots, then I highly recommend that you reach out and get the details. You are more than welcome to spend a few hours or the entire day with us, and we hope to meet some new faces this year!

I rode me a @piglo in Dollywood today

That's my boy buddy, stay indoors practicing your tenons and dovetails, in minus 40, keeps you warm, do you live in that tree??

Mines around 6 inches (in my dreams)

Erasumus Shuttlecock opened his eyes slowly and grudgingly, he didn’t want the dream to go away. Last night he had wiped the floor with Pink, P3nhead, Fry,Sharpe and all the other wannabe great players in COD4. He was now the greatest player Ftag had ever seen. This completed the set, he’d already headed the field in COD2 and WAW, surely now they would bestow on him the ultimate honour, to join the clan and eventually oust the Seniors and reign supreme in the world of gaming. After all he was a young 47, still living with mam and dad, but with years of gaming ahead of him, to which his life was dedicated. Occasionally he longed for a girlfriend you didn’t have to inflate, but hey ho, every great player makes sacrifices don’t they? Besides which he knew she loved him judging by the squeaks and hisses when he kissed her. The only drawback was that he knew everyone hated him, even more than that Robmc, and boy was he hated. That was the problem, you had to get asked and no one would talk to him, they all faked stealth mode now when he played. The man who had asked Robmc all those years ago had been punished by wandering around in limbo, looking for someone to play with, R.I.P. Beers. No one would risk asking him to join, they’d be fed to Piglo in an instant, a fate worse than playing all morning with MajBasil, they wouldn’t risk that? He could join Essssieeee, Dot and Bio on their Ftag server, but he knew what happened to those getting close to Essssieeee by Rob, no on second thoughts MajBasil would be a preferable fate. So how to do it?? And then he had a thought?? How about if I married into the Clan?? Brilliant, couldn’t refuse me then, might even make some tiny idiots for Piglo to feed on. He looked through the members section, picturing the wedding already, surrounded by gamers, headsets on and frantic with energy, wait until she saw his joystick, it was a done deal. They could honeymoon at the next conference, now who should he choose?? Better start at the top he thought :- Gatorgirl, risky?, I’d have to contend with her Texan cowboy bodyguard, armed to the teeth WldPenguin, possible, but too much competition in game, sexy voice distracting Sally, a definite probable love her ftag server, would mean changes in my gaming Ausigirl, too far away to return to Mam and Dad if things went ‘tit’s up’. CrazyGirl, the name puts me off AthenaA, Lovely lady but I don’t speak French, already has loads of kids Essssieeee?, no chance of getting between Rob and Bio, they’d destroy me with prose or germs Moving down to members it hit me like a SledgeHammer, how did I miss her, the perfect woman for me. ICEQUEEN, it ‘s so obvious, a quiet homely girl, not wild like the others, demure, quiet and deadly with a ‘weapon’, especially the larger ones. I’ll PM her a.s.a.p. with my proposal, how could she resist? I’ll let you know who’s invited to the wedding. Soon I’ll be an Idiot, just like all my friends

Little @baldie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little @baldie said, "Oh, right." Satisfied with the answer he went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later @baldie came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Rob's mum wants to talk to you."

got this today you can tell that part of my leg gets no sun .lol

You will be fine ... infact I've had windows 11 for about a year now and it works just fine with no issues for me.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. ‘First body: @Biotech from Belgium, 50, died of heart failure while drinking vintage champagne and eating foie gras. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,’ says the coroner. ‘Second body: @BUDMAN from Florida, 65, won $100,000 on the lottery, spent it all on Bud Light. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.’ The inspector asks, ‘What of the third body?’ ‘Ah,’ says the coroner. ‘This is the most unusual one: @TBB from New Jersey, 80, struck by lightning.’ ‘Why is he smiling then?’ enquires the inspector. ‘He thought he was having his photo taken.’

Coors, I am the admin that gave you the temp ban. I was told that you were shooting though the wall outside that particular map. I went in to spectate you and asked you nicely to stay out of that part of the map. You did not reply and stayed there, I kicked you, You went back to the same spot, so I gave you a warning and kicked you again. When you got back in the game, you went there again, so I gave you a chance, but you ignored it. So I gave you a ban for 1 week. As far as being accused of cheating, maybe I wasn't around when you were accused. Other players are warned to not accuse unless they or us have proof. The ban will be lifted either Monday or Tuesday of next week.

Rob, just stop being a mean person, problem solved.

TODAY

Hope you’re well fella… Miss you in game

New rotation maps are map mp_1078carentan map mp_78tokyorose map mp_ambush map mp_db_snowypark map mp_anzio_beach map mp_contra map mp_cw_brecourt_storm map mp_anbinh map mp_ddd_wet map mp_gb_karkand map mp_hospital map mp_hunt_winter map mp_kiev map mp_lao_cai map mp_makin map mp_mohdv2 map mp_radiorelay map mp_ratsbedroom map mp_snr_freedom2 map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_snr_treblink

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends

It's the tree the Stork got caught in on my supposed "born day"

Today is my birthday:) Got nothing much to say lol

New rotation maps are map mp_78gaperon map mp_argentan_n map mp_assembly map mp_courtyard map mp_dinant map mp_fatherland map mp_little_village map mp_mohdm6 map mp_nachtfeuer map mp_pmcod map mp_prague map mp_railyard map mp_riverbank map mp_seelow map mp_snr_matmata map mp_sokoku map mp_subway map mp_waterway map mp_xi_nowhere

Maybe in Canada. Would not be one here in the US. Conservatives would kick the lefts purple/pink haired gender neutral wimpy asses, and they know it. Realistically all we have to do is build walls around a few big cities and its over. Many do not realize the amount of the US land area that is conservative. 90% at least. And that 90% is armed to the teeth !!! MAGA Baby !!!!

Well as a man who also has little to say, Happy Birthday, I'm Rob, I have birthdays too, problem is there are too many of them. Why are you self named Sgt Fish?? tell Rob the story, do you have strong odours?? scaly skin? bulging eyes??, never fear Rob can fix them all. Pop round to my place for a bit of bait, I'll fix us up some tasty Sushi with a worm side dish. Afterwards you can have a lie down on a nice marble slab in my garage and while you sleep I'll make you perfect, filleted to perfection, scales removed, do you take ice with your water?? try it you'll love it.

Rotation #17a 25 maps by Pengy put in rotation 09/26/25 by Pengy map mp_karachi map mp_skidrow map mp_jarak map mp_bo2frost map mp_atp map mp_disputed map mp_mw2_subbase map mp_4nuketown map mp_menight map mp_burgandy map mp_4t4scrap map mp_convoy map mp_hk2 map mp_carentan map mp_storm_b map mp_cassino map mp_creek map mp_bo2yemen map mp_firingrange_v2 map mp_remontna map mp_hof_junkyard map mp_offices_v2 map mp_noobville map mp_summit map mp_kk_arena2 Server restarted @ 12:10 p.m. EDT by Pengy Enjoy!

You know we'd do anything for you @Icequeen ?

A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself". The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?" "No", replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?" "Oh yes", said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff. When the husband got back in she asked, "Did you see it?" "Yes", he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?" "Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before." "I know", he said, "but the darts team hasn't"!

TBB rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Don't be silly,' says TBB, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!'

I am sure this has been discussed ad nauseum, but I am too damn lazy (and tired) to search for it. With Windows 10 support going away next month, are there any issues with me upgrading this damn computer to Windows 11 with regard to playing COD4 Because if I upgrade and it screws up I am going to be PISSED and have to take it out on @Ruggerxi

Old Sean O'Farrell, the kingpin of the Irish mob in Boston, is on his deathbed. He calls his grandson to his side and tells the lad, "Paddy, I'm going to leave you my chrome plated 38 revolver so that you will always remember me." "But grandpa", lamented Paddy, "I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your gold Rolex watch instead?" Grandpa O'Farrell reaches up and pulls Paddy closer to him and says, "You listen to me carefully. Someday you are going to be the head of the organization. Someday you are going to have lots of money, a big home and a beautiful wife. And maybe someday you are going to come home and find your wife in the torrid embrace of another man. What are you going to do then? Point at your watch and say, 'Times up!'?"

I said screw it and ordered a pre-built computer this time around. I usually do it myself but for the cost of the preconfigured systems it's almost cheaper and a whole easier. Here are the specs on what I bought: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D (8-core) Processor MSI Pro X870-P WiFi Motherboard NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 5070, 12GB Graphics 32GB (2 x 16GB) DDR5 5200MHz RAM 2TB PCIe® NVMe™ M.2 Solid State Drive I will die SO much quicker with this computer, I can hardly wait!

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back Of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Key." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman Remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags my Dear those are your tits." She which she replied , "No point asking about the beard then.!!.....

Happy Birthday everyone.

Happy Birthday Everyone!

An American tourist in Dublin decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately Georgian residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS. After all those pints he really, really had to go. Soon he found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by Police Officer Murphy, who said, "What might you be doing?" "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Right," said Officer Murphy, " follow me". He led him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," pointed the officer. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The American entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the officer, "That was really decent of you...is that what you call "Irish Hospitality?" "No sir," replied Officer Murphy, "that is what we call the English Embassy".

The teacher asked little Rugger if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” Rugger replied. “My dad taught me.” “Good. What number comes after three?” “Four,” answered Rugger. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” said the teacher. “Your father did a good job. What comes after 10?” “Jack, Queen, and King.” Now don't forget that next time in Vegas

No - @Icequeen is only cutting back on those with small .................. I told you not to take your todger out in public but you wouldn't listen

Thank you, TBB, for posting this. Unfortunately, in recent years, especially here in Europe, interest in this terrible terrorist attack has waned. When it is discussed, it is not uncommon to hear conspiracy theories. The attached images take me back to September 11, 2001, and still affect me deeply today. I still remember well the grief, anger, and fear about what was yet to come. The nearly 3,000 victims remind us to remain vigilant. Evil never sleeps! PS: In light of recent events, on October 9, 2025, well-known Trump supporter Charlie Kirk was murdered in Orem, Utah. Charlie Kirk spoke up. He sought discourse. He wanted to engage with those who thought differently. He listened to other opinions and argued against them. He talked to those who hated him, deliberately, in order to build bridges. For this, he was murdered. Because he spoke out. Because he had his own opinion, which some people did not like. I am stunned. Be vigilant, evil never sleeps. RIP Charlie Kirk

Everyone makes mistakes, we learn from it and move on.

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