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Can I recycle through my kidneys first? where you been? my Bio free week flirting is nearly over?? Have you another??

If anyone wants to donate their wine, think of me!

I require something in return for all of my point distribution. Only thing is the Blackjack dealer is greedy and takes it all. Won't even take me out to dinner.

From experience I know just how generous idiots can be (FU @BUDMAN), it is approaching the season for begging giving, we all love a good cause don't we?? I propose that this years donations should be in points to me, never mind little Nbingo who has to walk 15 miles for water, Ahmed with the missing leg, kittens, donkeys or any of the usual crap. There is a far greater and nobler cause and that is Rob, now apparently spurned by Essssieeee, Dot no longer laughing at his jokes and the burden of points deficit, it will be a sad Christmas for Rob Open your wallets or purses heart and donate generously to a good cause, I can't go cap in hand yet again to Rugger to sponsor my addiction (can I?), I must learn to control my urges to hang, draw and quarter the dealer, after all, he's only doing his job, cunt. So with forgiveness in mind and a little prayer, Rob will bathe in your love and affection as always. Seasons Greetings Rob

Really it is Admittance is half the battle to the cure.

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir

That will never happen!!!

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate you on becoming a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl insists that you are. This is becoming very stressful. So then.... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are definitely not the father, because you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home. NOW THAT'S REAL STRESS!!!

Don't you just hate it when your finger go's through the toilet paper ??... Other than that i'm loving my new job at the old folks home

Happy Birthday.

Happy BDay!!

Happy Birthday

Hmm The Prophecy of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse - Explained

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. recon (55)

Delete all of your Moose porn. lol If your HDD isn't actually full then you Might have a failing HDD. Windows disk utility will mark the bad sectors as bad and unusable but it won't reflect on the reported free space. SSDs and USB drives act like that as well when they start going bad.

Happy Birthday @RIP>XI<

This Car Has a Secret Beer Tap!

thks all !