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PART 4 1/. The main object is to score a 'goal', many games reach a climax without any goals after two hours (normal plus extra time) 2/. This is mainly because the average thick football player does not realise this, a 'goal' is when you beat the goalkeeper and the ball hits the back of the net. 3/. New observers will see a team get the ball in their half, pass it right up the field to within yards of the opponents goal, then pass it all the way back to start again. 4/. If by accident some overpaid egotist of a player actually scores then the other members of his team kiss and hug him. This game might be highly suitable for @jointz and @TBB, who as we know need a hug now and again. 5/.Buy a book and spend a few hours in the sun familiarising yourself with the offside rule 6/. If watching on tv and there's a foul it's not like your football, you can't take the family out for a meal until it restarts, remember we have a magic sponge.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Evil-Monkey (59)BillyBuerst (57)

PART 3 1/. Footballs really exciting, about on par with trimming your toenails, honestly it's that good 2/. You'll learn about the magic sponge, where players rolling round on the ground screaming and looking like they've been hit by Kentucky Ballistics 4 bore, instantly recover when it's applied. 3/. If you've got an hour or two to spare sit and read about the offside rule 4/. Traditionally in the UK at half time we sup hot beef drinks and eat pies consisting mainly of offal, a fantastic culinary experience for the newcomers. 5/. I ate all the pies 6/. In the old days before seating, people used to pee in your pocket in the crush (true) 7/. It is compulsory to consume large amounts of alcohol before the match (game) and after

Rob is going to be classified as a goalkeeper based on the fact he love to handle the balls. I heard usually it's the refs but that was just word on the street

More football facts for the newbies 1/. The ball is round 2/. The goalposts are quite low 3/. You get an orange at half time 4/. You can get quite rich 5/. Managers are sacked and changed every month 6/. Most clubs are broke, the players are not 7/. Women play, but not against men, which I find strange with equality laws? 8/. Supporters enjoy fighting each other 9/. It gets less physical as the years go by

I don't date football players, but if that's your scene buddy?????????????? who gives a toss ?? (GET IT?)

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Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

And you're describing one of your dates why???

Hey now I see the USA are hosting the real game of football, as played by 99% of the world, not your impostor football (sorry Dot), you might even enjoy it (I don't). So Rob will give you a few pointers :- 1/. It's played over two 45 minute sides with a 15 minute break, extra time is awarded for delays, it is not played over 5 hours with multiple stoppages which you're used to. 2/. No one wears armour and only the goalkeeper handles the ball 3/. Heres the bitch, no time for bbq's 4/. You will observe players writhing in agony on the ground, sobbing and crying, don't worry this is normal 5/. Nowadays it is hard to distinguish players as they're all covered in tattoos and look similar 6/. Get someone else to explain the offside rule 7/. Stick to what you know, sports designed for people over 6' 6" and 500 lbs Any questions ask Monkie, he's the expert

happy birthday ( and kisses for Rose )

Happy Birthday everyone

I played the original.

Anyone getting this ?

happy birthdays

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I have patched over 15 mod files with leaky buckets. I am running a stress test with bots. If you happen to see them, thank them for their untiring service. I do need real people to play and try to break it. We are 90% there, I just need some real crazy human gameplay to prove that its all done.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. X-RINGCUTTER>XI

I used bots to cover the scenarios that could potentially create the leaks. It withstood the beating for 1 hour then we had people play for 3 hours. It crashed once early morning when people started joining in then quickly self recovered. I was able to use that to patch the new leak source. Synthetic testing can only do so much, real life in-game interactions brings out previously undiscovered behaviors.

It's patched...

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Thanks for reporting. There's a hole that needs to be plugged, I discovered it this morning but I had to leave for work. Will patch the mod when I get home. cod4x doesn't tolerate leaky mods so it just bitches about it.

Just had this error?? @iboomboom