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Get your hair cut, and are you too drunk to use two fingers now??

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Hey Rob

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a green envelope containing $1000 in cash. It happened week after week. One Sunday he watched as the offering was collected and saw little old Mrs. Doyle put the distinctive green envelope in the plate. After the service, he approached her and said, “Mrs. Doyle, I couldn't help notice that you regularly put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.” "Why yes," she replied. "Every week me son Rob sends me cash, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" Mrs. Doyle replied, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "Rob is a veterinarian." "That is an honourable profession," the pastor said. "Where does Rob practice?" Mrs. Doyle said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday!!!!

A man and woman in their thirties meet on a dating site, fall in love and get married. They’re on their honeymoon and lying by the pool, all of a sudden the man gets up, folds his towel and lays it on his sunbed. He strolls to the high board, climbs it and runs to the end jumping into the air and doing a reverse 4 1/2 somersault in the pike position, entering the water without a ripple. He nonchalantly returns to his sunbed, picks up his towel and lies down, seeing his new wife staring at him he tells her he used to be an Olympic gold diving champion. Without a word she stands up, folds her towel, places it on her sunbed and dives into the pool and swims 400 lengths. Getting out she returns to her sunbed and lies down, ‘wow’ were you an Olympic champion too he asks? No, she replies, ‘I was a prostitute in Liverpool and I worked both sides of the river’

CEO of a multi-national corporation was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional vice-president. He included a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two and two?” The first applicant was an Englishman. His answer to the question was “twenty-two”. The second applicant was a German. He established the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The next person was an American. He stated that the US Supreme Court has ruled two and two to be four. The last applicant was an Irishman. The CEO asked Paddy, “How much is two and two?” Paddy got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it. He then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and in a low voice asked the CEO, “How much do you want it to be?”

It's a metaphor for how loud he is!

I just love the fact that he is typing with a huge letter size! Just to make statement.. Or are the eyes going old @wildthing?

Does Wildthing even shout?? Does he even rant?? Who doesn't wanna be on your team!! You might suck, but you are fun and a truly good guy, that is part of the heart of the Idiots!! I would choose to be on your team any day.. Or no wait.. I would rather knife you from behind and have earsdrop on.....

I ain't muting you. How else am I supposed to know when to say FU Wildthong.

Happy Birthday

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. KamiKaze (52)

I'm honestly on the fence about this whole post. I don't mind the banter or funny shit at all. Intel is mainly what I speak about in game, but good conversations are awesome. A good joke is priceless when timed correctly. What I don't like is being yelled at about how to play by someone who spends most of their time frozen. Those get under my skin a bit.

Most importantly, my ring was intact!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

I have looked forward to @wildthing in game chatter for over a decade now lol. Yes some of the players aren't smart enough to find the mute button. If people can't take it tell them to go play Fortnite with the kiddies. Also we all know @StormCrow is one of the top tramps in the clan and globally. No wonder they say he is a great kisser.

sorry to hear Rob

Was in Ikea the other day looking for a new Iron Maiden and I lost the wife, spotted this beautiful girl looking at beds, so I moved across to her, 'mind if I talk to you for a while' I said. 'Why?' she replied, 'well it's just that whenever I talk to a beautiful girl like you my wife miraculously appears'

Was the ring still intact?? or had the precious been taken by the Orcs in the key swapping ceremony??