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Im looking for anyone in this clan that plays warframe and would like to create a clan in their for us. I have a good alliance we could join as well if yall are willing to do that. My in game name is HowChunks

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ok rob the rich with plastic surgery or the question wasn't stated in your omission

Key was already drunk when he walked into the pub and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. Key immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no-good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," Key muttered, "you even sound exactly like Dot?."

In Scotland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didn’t care; they would have married him anyway.

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Powerball numbers for this run are Remember the first person to fill in all their numbers win, if there is a tie you split the pot. Winner will receive $140 via Paypal or Venmo, first drawing is tonight https://www.powerball.com/ Good luck everybody!!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. LandShark --SGTScott (74)LugNut (70)

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A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra. Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose. Man: Why not? Doctor: Because it's not safe. Man: But I need it really bad. Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly? Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented. Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects. On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling. Doctor: Good God! What happened to you? Man: No one showed up. For you TBB

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