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Ben Franklin Beer Quotes Benjamin Franklin, one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, had a few notable quotes about beer. Here are a couple of them: “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” This quote is often attributed to Benjamin Franklin, although the exact wording may vary in different versions. “Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” While not specifically about beer, this quote highlights Franklin’s appreciation for alcoholic beverages and the joy they bring.
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Homer Simpson Beer Quotes Homer Simpson, the beloved character from the animated series “The Simpsons,” is well-known for his love of beer. Here are a few funny beer quotes from Homer Simpson: “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.” “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” “Mmm… beer.” “Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” “All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” “I’m in no condition to drive… Wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself; I’m drunk!” “I’m gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.” “Beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.”
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Funny Beer Quotes “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson “In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Anonymous “Beer is like the sun that brings us together.” – Unknown “Life is too short to drink cheap beer.” – Anonymous “Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.” – W.C. Fields “If given the truth, [the people] can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts — and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” – Czech Proverb “I don’t trust people who don’t drink beer.” – Unknown “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” – Dave Barry “Beer is a hug in a glass.” – Unknown “Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.” – Frederick the Great “Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.” – Anonymous “Beer, it’s not just for breakfast anymore.” – Unknown “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Wilhelm “Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson “Beer: helping people lower their standards since its invention.” – Unknown “Without beer, life would be a mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche “Beer is the universal language of love.” – Unknown “Save water, drink beer.” – Unknown “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” – Thomas Jefferson “Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown “Beer is the best kind of therapy.” – Unknown “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Unknown “Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.” – Unknown “Beer makes you feel like you should feel without it.” – Charles Bukowski “Good people drink good beer.” – Hunter S. Thompson “Beer is a constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Unknown “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” – Homer Simpson “Beer is the pinnacle of human achievement.” – Unknown “Beer: a magical potion that turns conversations into memories.” – Unknown “Beer is the reason I wake up every afternoon.” – Unknown “A meal without beer is called breakfast.” – Unknown “Beer: because you don’t win friends with salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the answer to all of life’s questions, but I can’t remember the questions.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect blend of hops, barley, and friendship.” – Unknown “Beer: nature’s way of telling us to take a break.” – Unknown “Beer is like a hug in a mug.” – Unknown “Beer is the ultimate icebreaker.” – Unknown “Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Unknown “Beer is the glue that holds friendships together.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s not just a beverage, it’s a lifestyle.” – Unknown “Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown “Beer: the official currency of good times.” – Unknown “Beer: bringing people together since forever.” – Unknown “Beer is a constant reminder that there is always something to celebrate.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect blend of art and science.” – Unknown “Beer: the elixir of laughter and merriment.” – Unknown “Beer is the fountain of youth hidden in a glass.” – Unknown “Beer: the nectar of the gods, crafted by the hands of mortals.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s what’s for dinner.” – Unknown “Beer: where good stories are brewed.” – Unknown “Beer: the liquid equivalent of a hug.” – Unknown “Beer: the unofficial beverage of letting loose.” – Unknown “Beer: because adulting is hard.” – Unknown “Beer is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown “Beer is a work of art that disappears after you drink it.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect dance partner for good times.” – Unknown “Beer: the passport to relaxation.” – Unknown “Beer: the silent therapist.” – Unknown “Beer: the most important meal of the day.” – Unknown “Beer is like a fine wine, but it tastes better.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s like a party in your mouth.” – Unknown “Beer: it’s not just a drink, it’s an adventure.” – Unknown “Beer: because you deserve a cold one.” – Unknown “Beer: the secret ingredient to a life well-lived.” – Unknown “Beer is the ultimate wingman.” – Unknown “Beer: the fuel for epic stories.” – Unknown “Beer: the ultimate refreshment.” – Unknown “Beer: the original social network.” – Unknown “Beer: the perfect companion for good company.” – Unknown “Beer: the ultimate source of inspiration.” – Unknown “Beer: the language of celebration.” – Unknown “Beer: the official beverage of happy hour.” – Unknown “Beer: the cure for what ales you.” – Unknown
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major-mark63 reacted to a post in a topic:
only your head of land runs a AI crypto scheme
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2025-12-03 Birthdays
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ROCKAPE reacted to a post in a topic:
GameTracker Server Dead?
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Seems Trump wants to end dual citizenship here is the US !!! Which way you going Pedro ???!!!
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Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!
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only your head of land runs a AI crypto scheme
KaptCrunch replied to KaptCrunch's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
to divide to to concur, smoke n mirrors but actions speak louder than words, donkey chase that carrot for money and is fools gold funny how cave era not had these issue$ note: they hide behind thier objective with that crap so not to link back to them like vaxines -
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Bamm reacted to a post in a topic:
GameTracker Server Dead?
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Rugger myself and Sitting spent quite a while sourcing a replacement and implementing it a few years ago . Only for Game tracker to come back on line shortly after. So I would say that this time we shall wait untill after the holiday season is over to see if it comes back online before acting on it
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only your head of land runs a AI crypto scheme
Barron replied to KaptCrunch's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
Lmfao, sure crunch sure all you do is post AI slop everyday on the forums, you don't even know the difference between a real video and AI ffs -
@ROCKAPE @Ruggerxi
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only your head of land runs a AI crypto scheme
KaptCrunch replied to KaptCrunch's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
Mark Carney: "This is a special investment system, supported by the state and designed for the earnings of ordinary citizens of the country. The platform operates using AI and is capable of independent trading on global financial markets. This reduces risks and helps to generate stable income". wonder if using my suggestion of AI pay us all out -
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RobMc reacted to a post in a topic:
The Scottish Cow
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a mix 12mins
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Anyone have some funny memes to share??
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Anyone have some funny memes to share??
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thank you all and Major-Mark, i 'm still only sixteen, been trying to become 17 for the past 44 years, but i just can't seem to grow up
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they always have their knikers in a knot
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Not surprising to us in the UK who know Scottish girls
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Happy Birthday everyone.
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LOL another surprising ending lol good one again
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Happy birthday everyone!!! Bio welcome in your new decade!!!!!!!!
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Happy Bday all
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