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Just leave the pink hair communists and other anti american immigrants in the UK behind !!!

your welcome Jester.... Santa is watching you.

Happy Birthday.

A little boy about 13 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a brothel and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught." "When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it." "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap ... and HE'S the bastard who stood on my frog!"

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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. IceLizard (47)

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well if we let AI pay us out then the wars, stealing and good bye dictator's

Still waiting for you tight fckrs to pay the tax ?? we'll be back

Yo

I'd heard you do a great drag act?

I act them out for free!!!

Rob, the ultimate Lounge Lizard

pffffff Rob you are just a player pfffffff getting the girls all excited pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff hate you !!!!!

Nah. Its what makes us free men. The right to protect ourselves from idiots trying to force their beliefs and power on us. Remember the Revolutionary War ? Freewill buddy.

I don't think she's a teaser. I think when she loves she loves hard. And there's some weirdo following her around. So just keep your eyes peeled. A good gift for me? A good spicy smut book.

not to worry Rob, I not a national threat but the truth is becoming VIA AI

Danny is a Walter Trout trained protege, he is a fantastic blues guitarist, but his band never made it, seen him live 3 times in small clubs, well worth a listen. He does his own stuff but on the album shown he does dare I say better versions than some originals.