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Good news HXTR - you're not alone...

 

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – If size matters, male private parts are shrinking, according to a new Italian study on sexuality. The study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. The study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the shrinkage, including: weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol. Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.”

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Hxtr's shrank so much he can't find it, neither can Google or Llama - find Hxtr's that is

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what did the researchers say the fix was for this catastrophic epidemic? I want to graduate someday to the blue one so I need more than just my pump.

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If it worries you, move to a warmer climate... Here are some facts (including some myth-busters):

 

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm

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I've been hearing about this lately. Why just the other day Bullet was saying he's thinking about changing his name BB. :hrhr:

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with all this dick talk.. mine is getting bigger

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with all this dick talk.. mine is getting bigger

 

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :welcome:

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I've been hearing about this lately. Why just the other day Bullet was saying he's thinking about changing his name BB. :hrhr:

 

:hrhr:

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I figgure everyting ballances out I mean penis are smaller then they were 50 years ago but hell boobs have gotten bigger in the last 50 years . im just surprissed that politicians arent listed as contributing factors in penis shrinkage or oprah for that matter im sure menny mens members have shrunk and cowered in fear when oprah mentions her book of the month choice. penis may be getting smaller but theres no shortage of dickheads ie politicians meter maids my boss.

cheers

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I've been hearing about this lately. Why just the other day Bullet was saying he's thinking about changing his name BB. :hrhr:

 

We all know what the little refers to in Little Old Man.

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And btw, I was thinking of BB for Big Beefsteak, but then saw this post and didn't want to make other "members" feel inadequate.

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are you sure that dicks are geting smaller or maybe the places we put them are getting bigger.I think we should look in the other direction

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I've been hearing about this lately. Why just the other day Bullet was saying he's thinking about changing his name BB. :hrhr:

 

We all know what the little refers to in Little Old Man.

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And btw, I was thinking of BB for Big Beefsteak, but then saw this post and didn't want to make other "members" feel inadequate.

 

Your brother sent me a picture of your high school girlfriend.

 

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I thought BB stood for Biggus Buttheadeus.....oh wait, that could be mistaken for a personal attack. Damn these censors, they're sooo sensitive.

Sorry Blago, it wasn't personal!

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HXTR!! Stop eating! Stop drinking! And quit Smoking!! Girls can't feel your dick... :hrhr:

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are you sure that dicks are geting smaller or maybe the places we put them are getting bigger.I think we should look in the other direction

this is what happens when you switch from the Standard system to the Metric system and you dont let anyone know. Things get smaller.
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It's not the length, it's the width that counts :angel:

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being obese gets your dick smaller because of the amount of fat around it. If dicks are getting smaller, bring this to the fact that we're getting fatter

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It's not the length, it's the width that counts :angel:

So 5 inches should be wide enough.Do they make 5x5's?LOLI know there are 2x4's LOL
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Old Man, you're just jealous because I had twin girlfriends. And just how i like them, no teeth, if you get my drift.

 

And don't worry R.E., i didnt take it as a personal attack. Can you help me move into my new digs at that newly purchased IL prison?

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Old Man, you're just jealous because I had twin girlfriends. And just how i like them, no teeth, if you get my drift.

 

 

I hope your twins keep their nails trimmed.

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I wish you would stop dicking around and discuss real issues like shrinking water supplies which in turn would affect the amount of whisky and beer that will be able to be made in the future. This would have a direct flow on effect on the numbers of XIdiots generated in the future.

????????????

cheers

 

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are you sure that dicks are geting smaller or maybe the places we put them are getting bigger.I think we should look in the other direction

Now thats some funny shit right there.

 

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It not the size of the wand its the magic it possess

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