Hey Idiots!

[Majrpane]

I must be an idiot to want to be a member? ha ha

Point comes to mind, do you have any Canadians here?

Do you want any Canadians here?

I
don't want the French Canadians here, they got a crazy French first and
only language law now in Quebec? Strange thing is, its against the
Canadian constitution as it is written. But the stranger part of this,
is the fact that Quebec has a not withstanding clause in our
constitution, and they didn't sign the document? Definitely and Idiot to accept that aren't we in the Western Canada?

Now,

here's my point?

I'm a Western Canadian. No ifs or buts or maybe's...

I'm
forced retired from an Auto Accident since 2007, from a Real Great
Union Job that paid me $23.75 hr/with full medical and benefits,
including full pay for ten sick days with a Doctors note every year too.
And to top it off . 4 weeks fully paid vacations a year to boot!

Life
was good back then, I try not to dwell on it to much, if I do I get
into the booze and get depressed. The guy that hit me was a BUM!.  Piss
poor insurance, and I was in the second car that day, which of course
the missus just insured without me looking into the matter...She put
minimum insurance on it....

Her fault not mine, I don't rub it in, so I guess I do love the ole lady right??

 

 True Proof, of a Real Idiot?

 

I
was a Long Haul Trucker, that traveled all across North America in the
1980's and 90's, but I never saw a place so screwed up like Quebec.

That
said, I, like many other Western Canadians, would not trade and of the
French Canadians to any other part of the World for anything.

So,....I am an Idiot...

I definitely fit right in with the rest of you guys too....

 

As for the Frenchmen back East?

 

Lay
off willya Pal, they are Canadians Idiots too...We all are up here to
tell the truth? Who else puts up with the B.S. politics we have, takes a
shit kicking in the Winter, and manages to stay Polite to the World
too?

 

A shitload of Idiots, that's who

 

I really hope you enjoyed an Idiot writing a blog here?

But then, you are an Idiot too, to have read this crap this far right?

 

P.S.

Nope, I don't wanna be an Admin, ever thanks....

Neil r../

 

[Fire]

[TecHnOBoY]

That's what I call an intro!

Welcome to the forums. Take care and enjoy

[dadda2]

welcome to our forums enjoy

[JACKO:)]

[Smurf|NL]

Welcome to the forums  and have fun      

[Dannyboyyyy]

hi welcome 

[Hunter1948]

Welcome to the forums.

[ViPRZ]

Hey I'm from Eastern Canada..lol.. welcome to our forums

[Sonovabich]

Welcome to the forum JD enjoyed playing War Thunder with you.

[EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC]

salut bienvenue sur le site welcome to the site (i hate all canadian lol )

[Majrpane]

 

 

 

Well that is a real nice Welcome guys,

 

Thanks,

 

My turn again now,

 

 

 

I have a Reason why I haven't applied for Membership until now. I am still hesitant to participate in a full membership, and instead limit myself in a way for reason? You better read on Matey, you may not want me as a full member...

 

 

 

After the Car crash in Sept 2006, I had lost a lot of my lifestyle, I was resigned by Educated Medical Men and Women, to seek professional help. I had to go see a shrink for almost a 1/2 year. I have a short term loss of Memory, still to this day, and suffered a form of Post traumatic stress disorder. I understand now how badly a War Veteran suffers if they do not get help when they seek it. Truth?, I can empathize with them in a way too.

 

If you have gamed and talked to me, you may now be assured that Psychology worked for me. I also of a mind that if someone has seen a person in that field, they will be a better person in the long run for doing so too. The Extreme Idiots Motto and Pledge, reminds me somewhat of the oath taken on the Red/Green TV Show. Have any of you readers ever watched that show? The TV show revolves around a group of like minded {ahem}, (men) people, that confess/confide/cajole/act well with each other for camaraderie and a great laugh also. Of course Red/Green was a TV Comedy show, but when the abstract is taken from the show, it remains to have similarities that remain true in the real world. The Producer/Directors of that show, expanded the width and breadth of imagination to the point of ridiculous. Isn't that also being and EXtreme Idiot (XI )also means too? Keep it light, and poke fun at whatever you do? Above all else, be quick to stand in front of the mirror at least once a day, if onlyto have a good chuckle at yourself

 

 

 

Is there a Priest in the room please?

 

That was the lighter side, now for the confession

 

 

 

I am disabled permanently for the rest of my life in more than 3 ways. That my cards I must play out, I do not ask for, and will not accept, sympathy for who I am.I would sooner share a good laugh, a cold beer, and be in good company people than win a windfall of cash. Speaking of money openly this one time ever, I am not a rich man either, just $20 a month in contribution is a stretch sometime. My income is fixed. Fortunately my Condo is near debt free. That said, I will proceed onward to the physical limitations that sometimes affect others around me.

 

 

 

Normal people with healthy hip bone have Microscopic tubules that allow the nerves veins to pass from the backbone spinal cord, through the hip bone tubules unhindered. Once through the hip bone the nerve vein follows a general course down the back of the leg, to finally end up at the feet. In this way we have feeling in our feet, along with feeling in the toes to help our balance when we stand up. Unfortunately for me, my hip bone was totally crushed. There was no two bones fragments in my hip bone that were large enough for the top bone Surgeon in Western Canada to Pin together. Now some of these microscopic hip bone tubules have healed closed tight against the nerve veins. These same nerves veins are supposed to pass through the hip bone freely, unhindered. Some Nerve Veins in my hip are being constantly squeezed in the Hip bone tubules, causing Numbness and constant pain. There is no cure for it. My hips were crushed and have healed this way. The first 2 months in hospital were in a Medical Coma, to avoid going Insane from to much pain to handle.. After 4 moths in bed, I got the OK from the bone specialist to try to stand up. I beat the odds and stood up on the first try with a small wobble to this day. Chances were less than 40% that I could stand up all.

 

Eight months later, resting at home, I came down with Endocartidis, a form of Vegetable blood poisoning, enrolee to the hospital, I Died twice. My blood had turned into a semi-viscous sludge. This was the end of my Original Aeorta Heart Valve. After another 3 months in another Medically Induced Coma, At the same Hospital as I was for all the broken bones, the Heart Surgeons performed Open Heart Surgery to replace my Aeorta Heart Valve with a Bovine Aeorta Heart Valve. A month later, I went home to stay.

 

 

 

Here's the good news now... I have stayed out of the Hospital, Since then!

 

(Of Course, this always means there is bad news too, right?

 

I have to go back in ten years for another Open Heart Surgery. This is in perpituitary, meaning it will be done every ten years, for life.

 

In other words, I got ten years to life, as my Sentence for beating the Grim Reaper.

 

I may need to have a zipper installed in the middle of my chest. I'm thinking this will be cheaper, easier, and faster, For Medicare in Canada, than using those costly stainless steel staples the Doctors used the first time to close the incision in my chest?

 

But, still there is another thing that tops all that? I have something that very few people alive have at all!

 

 

 

I have a, "BEST BEFORE DATE",

 

Heart Aeorta Valve Guaranteed good until 2017? And if the Valve fails,? GOD forbid that bro! I don't want anything back in return either, I'm keeping this valve thank you, until it expires not me!

 

 

 

The date of Surgery is printed on a card, signed by the Heart Surgeon, which I was told to always carry with me in my wallet,

 

Why on God's little Green and blu Planet called Earth, would a rescue team look into a man's wallet first and formats when he is having heart failure?

 

OHH Yeah, I think we have a hidden candidate for (XI), but as I need the gu in another few years, His name is withdraw and will be kept in a secret file at my home.

 

{PSSSTTT, its on the same medical card, the Doctor gave me to carry in my wallet. An Administrator thought up the Card thing, where to put it, and instruction for the organ donor recipient too?, HUH? I'll be DARNED, they got me coming and going too now! if the valve fails and I don't make it, then they get to take whatever they want from me!

 

I knew there was a catch somewhere in this whole deal Anyways?

 

Its a frigid 2fer Card, Rescue or harvest Card, whichever is easiest or in more demand I guess…I'M DOOMED, ha ha ha

 

ROFL, Hilarious, Ain't it?

 

 

 

Would you believe that Heart Surgeon also offered me a VCR Tape of the actual Surgery performed on my Heart? I began to realize just what this man was offering me, he had cracked open my chest, stopped my heart, opened my heart, did what he had too, then glued/stitched/stapled the whole thing shut.

 

And to top that, I would see myself coming back from the DEAD TOO!, when they gave me a shot of Electricity to re-start my heart!!!

 

"NAAAAAA, thanks anyways Doc", I said, "but I think I'll pass on that movie, Even those high paid, big time actors don't like to watch themselves on the big screen do they?"

 

 

 

That made me think of others that maybe took the VCR tape home, from their Heart Surgery?

 

Lotsa weird and wonderful people in this world, ha ha

 

Wonder what they did with it?

 

Maybe they did the following below?…

 

I'm in the living room going through the TV channels for me and My Missus, when I tell her,

 

"There's nothing on TV tonight again for the third time this week, you go get the fat fryer hot for the french fries and beer for us. I'll warm up the ole VCR and pop in the Heart Surgery Movie, so we can both watch them cut me open again? Hey don't forget to bring the Ketchup here for the french fries this time will you? We used Mayonnaise instead of ketchup on the fries the last time we saw this show,. The Mayo reminded me of that toe infection I had last month. Couldn't eat another bite of food either, drat! hungry all night thinking about Mayo and toes…blaaah. I'm gonna stick to the ketchup from now on instead. At least then I'm only reminded about those blood sucking property taxes that we need to pay before September 1st.

 

 

 

 

 

I got a small bit of advice for any of you who get what I just wrote.

 

 

 

Live each and every day to the fullest.

 

Reach out and Grab the Golden Ring, Guys.

 

 

 

(The Nut Cracker said I am not an Insane Person, I just have to deal with the hand I got dealt, I'm a totally normal person, according the the Best sound Medical advice on the Western Coast of Canada. I better keep telling myself I'm an idiot, its safer that way right?

 

 

 

 

 

{ Does anybody know the definition of a normal person? Damned if I can figure that one out?}

 

Thanks Guys!

 

 

 

NeilR

 

JDClampett

 

p.s.

 

(for all you younger people out there, go to UTube, type in " Beverly Hillbillies" ), the Sit Back and Enjoy the 1960 Black and white 1/2 hour Comedy TV Show. {I hope.} I did when I was ten years old on live, not taped, TV too. Thats darn near fifty years ago,YIKES, I'm Officially an Old Fart Now!!

 

Miller time Guys

 

SEEYA

Edited September 3, 2013 by JDClampett

[Merlin007]

Welcome to our home JD. Good to see you here. Nice intro. See you in the game. Cheers

[TecHnOBoY]

JD,

 

everyone is welcome here. Regardless if black or white, disabled or not etc. This clan is a big family! For example: if you see any member typing !fu they mean "i love you"

 

!fu @@BUDMAN @@Boomer @@google

 

(sorry m8es I couldn't resist )

 

Only a few groups aren't welcome here: A**holes, racists and hackers.

 

You can not really apply on your own. The application process starts with an admin invite.

Talk to the people, make as many friends as you can and make your name known to the admins.

I haven't played with you yet but I guess you are a smart guy.

 

Which servers do you play? Let's see if I can kill you

[Boomer]

JD,

 

everyone is welcome here. Regardless if black or white, disabled or not etc. This clan is a big family! For example: if you see any member typing !fu they mean "i love you"

 

!fu @@BUDMAN @@Boomer @@google

 

(sorry m8es I couldn't resist )

 

Only a few groups aren't welcome here: A**holes, racists and hackers.

 

You can not really apply on your own. The application process starts with an admin invite.

Talk to the people, make as many friends as you can and make your name known to the admins.

I haven't played with you yet but I guess you are a smart guy.

 

Which servers do you play? Let's see if I can kill you

yeah fu @@TecHnOBoY lol

 

welcome to the forum JD!

[google]

 

JD,

 

everyone is welcome here. Regardless if black or white, disabled or not etc. This clan is a big family! For example: if you see any member typing !fu they mean "i love you"

 

!fu @@BUDMAN @@Boomer @@google

 

(sorry m8es I couldn't resist )

 

Only a few groups aren't welcome here: A**holes, racists and hackers.

 

You can not really apply on your own. The application process starts with an admin invite.

Talk to the people, make as many friends as you can and make your name known to the admins.

I haven't played with you yet but I guess you are a smart guy.

 

Which servers do you play? Let's see if I can kill you

yeah fu @@TecHnOBoY lol

 

welcome to the forum JD!

hehe   weolcome ....and fu TecHnObeech

[Daskaid]

Nice intro. And welcome!

[tsw 8.5]

hope you enjoy your stay ..remember that we welcome even the      so you might fit right in kill you later ..have fun ..

[Xalandra]

Hello