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Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they?

Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next?

Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem,

How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg???



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Posted

I see your Dog had a good time ???

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Merlin007 said:

Grease your leg so he can't get a grip.  haha

He seems to be greasing it himself ???



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Posted
53 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble...

I bow to your knowledge ?



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Posted
2 hours ago, FUNky said:

Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. 

If you mean  @RobMc  - I heard he gets tired after 5 seconds - and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt



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1 hour ago, TBB said:

Don't you usually bow to something else????   :db::rofl::baby:

Rugger?



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3 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble...

Please don't tell how you'd know... 



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Posted

What the fuck did I just read??? 

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6 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said:

What the fuck did I just read??? 

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Just rob and his humping dog... Just consider it time in your life you won't get back lmao.



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???Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are, thats funny!

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2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said:

What the fuck did I just read??? 

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You can never unread what you have read. 



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Posted
7 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

Well my 1st wife was an RN...

A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ????



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Posted (edited)

OMG lmao 

 

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On 6/7/2020 at 2:47 PM, RobMc said:

How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg???

Wasn't it retaliation? :popo:



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On 6/7/2020 at 11:49 PM, RobMc said:

A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ????

Rob is the only leading semen that I've come across in this twisted place.



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Posted (edited)

@Crack you point whoring again? lol

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Posted (edited)

@Crack

 

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