RobMc Posted October 29, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2022 You saw my rant after @Barron said about the farmers in NZ being taxed on cow farts? now is the time to have an adult discussion about 'wind' and it's impact upon the world we live in. Please do not giggle like children, this is a dilemma we need to solve, even Basil must fart (in a concealed way of course). We are talking about gas, mainly methane, being introduced into the atmosphere, not helped in the least by Queenies sudden longing for sprouts (is she?? you know?), the wise old NZ PM (currently in the Antarctic) researching parrots, at the taxpayers expense, has her finger on the pulse, so she is going to tax her farmers for animal farts. This has far ranging repercussions, animals fart through eating vegetation, does this spell the end of Vegans???, you know those annoying cunts who tell you their lifestyle is perfect?, are they now to face crucifixion? Let us hope so. It is not long now before we see politicians banning eating, use of any fossil fuel, and inhaling air (oxygen tax), you know it makes sense, we need to become green. Meanwhile China builds half the worlds coal fired power stations, while Russia blows up the nuclear ones in Ukraine, Greata's carbon footprint is the world's largest and we believe everything these charlatans preach. However seeing an opportunity Rob has invented a 'fart harness' for cattle and horses, siphoning off the gas which can then be used as a petrol/gas substitute to power your vehicle to your favourite dogging spot. Anyone who is interested can donate one million points into my account in order that I can continue my research, @AthenA you can't afford it girl. No Fog - Think Dog (See you in the woods) AthenA, Timmah!, major-mark63 and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VHS2 Posted October 29, 2022 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 52 Topic Count: 56 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1083 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1137 Achievement Points: 9419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 minutes ago Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2022 In order to assess the interest of investing, could you post a picture of your "fart harness" so that we can figure out how it would look, either insert in a cow or in yourself if you don't have a cow nearby? WeednFeed, baldie and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted October 29, 2022 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6136 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 8067 Achievement Points: 51872 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 58 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:12 AM Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 29, 2022 baldie, Hunter1948, TheLastColdBeer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 (edited) 16 hours ago, VHS2 said: In order to assess the interest of investing, could you post a picture of your "fart harness" so that we can figure out how it would look, either insert in a cow or in yourself if you don't have a cow nearby? Good idea, I'll see if any of my family own a fart phone, I've only got a little Nokia, I've heard talk about fart phones being the future. (fart phone - smart phone?) Edited October 30, 2022 by RobMc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 (edited) I'll bet Queenie has a fart phone with her sprout fetish? they seem to be popular, apparently one of my kids has a singing Sam (Samsung) and the other a fruit one (Apple), wonder what flavour? perhaps less subtle in the future? Edited October 30, 2022 by RobMc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 92 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6136 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 8067 Achievement Points: 51872 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 58 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 09:12 AM Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, RobMc said: I'll bet Queenie has a fart phone with her sprout fetish? they seem to be popular, apparently one of my kids has a singing Sam and the other a fruit one, wonder what flavour? You know what's pretty bad? I was in the store with my mother and all the sudden this fart noise was going on. I'm looking around like....wth is that? My mom has a straight face on and acting like she couldn't hear a thing. Well I pulled her phone out and it was her damn ring tone. Talk about embarrassing baldie, RobMc, WeednFeed and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6420 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 6496 Achievement Points: 54365 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 6 Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold baldie, TheLastColdBeer and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 hours ago, loaderXI said: I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold Thanks buddy, what if I lose them (I lost 4 million a couple of months ago) will you still talk to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AusiGirl Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 Mmmmmmm rob in a fart harness, could be interesting... baldie, WeednFeed and RobMc 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Icequeen said: You know what's pretty bad? I was in the store with my mother and all the sudden this fart noise was going on. I'm looking around like....wth is that? My mom has a straight face on and acting like she couldn't hear a thing. Well I pulled her phone out and it was her damn ring tone. Talk about embarrassing Like Mother, like Daughter? Ask her if she has any fetishes other than sprouts Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 Just now, AusiGirl said: Mmmmmmm rob in a fart harness, could be interesting... And you on the whip? WeednFeed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 5 hours ago, loaderXI said: I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold OMG all gone again 1 1/2 million in 3 throws, sorry buddy I'm a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AusiGirl Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 854 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8445 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, RobMc said: And you on the whip? maybe rob! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6420 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 6496 Achievement Points: 54365 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 6 Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, RobMc said: OMG all gone again 1 1/2 million in 3 throws, sorry buddy I'm a loser And that is why I will not let you borrow one of my blowup dolls TheLastColdBeer, baldie, Icequeen and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 57 minutes ago, loaderXI said: And that is why I will not let you borrow one of my blowup dolls What a let down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 11 hours ago, Icequeen said: Talk about embarrassing Why?, was she stealing your limelight??? Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major-mark63 Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 23233 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 22 Topic Count: 46 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2536 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 1975 Achievement Points: 19939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 09/10/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 08/11/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 7 hours ago, RobMc said: Thanks buddy, what if I lose them (I lost 4 million a couple of months ago) will you still talk to me? @RobMcdont spoil your points on blackjack... we need updates of your research.. RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.11 Reputation: 9114 Achievement Points: 63248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2022 2 hours ago, major-mark63 said: @RobMcdont spoil your points on blackjack... we need updates of your research.. Don't worry Mark, they go hand in gland, be researching hard tonight major-mark63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biotech Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 811 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1090 Achievement Points: 6990 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 rare picture of Rob researching and measuring methane concentration levels major-mark63, RobMc, baldie and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 811 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1090 Achievement Points: 6990 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 next thing he'll ask you to pull his finger knowing him RobMc and major-mark63 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
lTplkey336 Posted October 30, 2022 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 968 Content Per Day: 0.52 Reputation: 1170 Achievement Points: 7971 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2022 Bio how did you get into Robs classified documents! RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Cooper Posted October 31, 2022 Member ID: 20909 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 47 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 218 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 198 Achievement Points: 2564 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2 Birthday: 05/03/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted October 31, 2022 Would need a one-way valve somewhere, but a "Fart Igniter" in one's underwear, or panties like Loader wears, so when you sense the pressure release, hit that igniter...odor gone in a "flash"... TheLastColdBeer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted October 31, 2022 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 550 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4683 Content Per Day: 0.87 Reputation: 5893 Achievement Points: 41222 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 15 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted October 31, 2022 It does peg the silly meter. Food production is life production. So, we fine the activity of life, because it's dangerous to living. Methane composes 0.0002% of the atmosphere, and the earth itself produces great gobs below the surface. Jimmy is beyond puzzled too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Barron Posted October 31, 2022 Member ID: 20987 Group: +++ Insurgency Head Admin Followers: 21 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1794 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1775 Achievement Points: 14304 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/21/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 16 Birthday: 01/09/1996 Device: Windows Share Posted October 31, 2022 On 10/29/2022 at 8:25 PM, RobMc said: You saw my rant after @Barron said about the farmers in NZ being taxed on cow farts? now is the time to have an adult discussion about 'wind' and it's impact upon the world we live in. Please do not giggle like children, this is a dilemma we need to solve, even Basil must fart (in a concealed way of course). We are talking about gas, mainly methane, being introduced into the atmosphere, not helped in the least by Queenies sudden longing for sprouts (is she?? you know?), the wise old NZ PM (currently in the Antarctic) researching parrots, at the taxpayers expense, has her finger on the pulse, so she is going to tax her farmers for animal farts. This has far ranging repercussions, animals fart through eating vegetation, does this spell the end of Vegans???, you know those annoying cunts who tell you their lifestyle is perfect?, are they now to face crucifixion? Let us hope so. It is not long now before we see politicians banning eating, use of any fossil fuel, and inhaling air (oxygen tax), you know it makes sense, we need to become green. Meanwhile China builds half the worlds coal fired power stations, while Russia blows up the nuclear ones in Ukraine, Greata's carbon footprint is the world's largest and we believe everything these charlatans preach. However seeing an opportunity Rob has invented a 'fart harness' for cattle and horses, siphoning off the gas which can then be used as a petrol/gas substitute to power your vehicle to your favourite dogging spot. Anyone who is interested can donate one million points into my account in order that I can continue my research, @AthenA you can't afford it girl. No Fog - Think Dog (See you in the woods) I have donated all my 46k points to you, everyone else chip in. I'm expecting some good research RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Biotech Posted October 31, 2022 Member ID: 23616 Group: + COD5 Moderator Followers: 19 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 811 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1090 Achievement Points: 6990 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/24/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 12/03/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted October 31, 2022 23 hours ago, lTplkey336 said: Bio how did you get into Robs classified documents! what can i say ... he has a lousy file protection. you really should invest in some protection Rob you cheap goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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