Rob is Puzzled?

[RobMc]

You saw my rant after @Barron said about the farmers in NZ being taxed on cow farts? now is the time to have an adult discussion about 'wind' and it's impact upon the world we live in. Please do not giggle like children, this is a dilemma we need to solve, even Basil must fart (in a concealed way of course).

We are talking about gas, mainly methane, being introduced into the atmosphere, not helped in the least by Queenies sudden longing for sprouts (is she?? you know?), the wise old NZ PM (currently in the Antarctic) researching parrots, at the taxpayers expense, has her finger on the pulse, so she is going to tax her farmers for animal farts. This has far ranging repercussions, animals fart through eating vegetation, does this spell the end of Vegans???, you know those annoying cunts who tell you their lifestyle is perfect?, are they now to face crucifixion? Let us hope so.

It is not long now before we see politicians banning eating, use of any fossil fuel, and inhaling air (oxygen tax), you know it makes sense, we need to become green.

Meanwhile China builds half the worlds coal fired power stations, while Russia blows up the nuclear ones in Ukraine, Greata's carbon footprint is the world's largest and we believe everything these charlatans preach.

However seeing an opportunity Rob has invented a 'fart harness' for cattle and horses, siphoning off the gas which can then be used as a petrol/gas substitute to power your vehicle to your favourite dogging spot. Anyone who is interested can donate one million points into my account in order that I can continue my research, @AthenA you can't afford it girl.

No Fog - Think Dog

(See you in the woods)

[VHS2]

In order to assess the interest of investing, could you post a picture of your "fart harness" so that we can figure out how it would look, either insert in a cow or in yourself if you don't have a cow nearby? 

[Icequeen]

[RobMc]

16 hours ago, VHS2 said:

In order to assess the interest of investing, could you post a picture of your "fart harness" so that we can figure out how it would look, either insert in a cow or in yourself if you don't have a cow nearby? 

Good idea, I'll see if any of my family own a fart phone, I've only got a little Nokia, I've heard talk about fart phones being the future.

(fart phone - smart phone?)

Edited October 30, 2022 by RobMc

[RobMc]

I'll bet Queenie has a fart phone with her sprout fetish? they seem to be popular, apparently one of my kids has a singing Sam (Samsung) and the other a fruit one (Apple), wonder what flavour?

 

perhaps less subtle in the future?

Edited October 30, 2022 by RobMc

[Icequeen]

5 minutes ago, RobMc said:

I'll bet Queenie has a fart phone with her sprout fetish? they seem to be popular, apparently one of my kids has a singing Sam and the other a fruit one, wonder what flavour?

You know what's pretty bad? I was in the store with my mother and all the sudden this fart noise was going on. I'm looking around like....wth is that? My mom has a straight face on and acting like she couldn't hear a thing. Well I pulled her phone out and it was her damn ring tone. Talk about embarrassing

[loaderXI]

I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold

[RobMc]

5 hours ago, loaderXI said:

I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold

Thanks buddy, what if I lose them (I lost 4 million a couple of months ago) will you still talk to me?

[AusiGirl]

Mmmmmmm rob in a fart harness, could be interesting...

[RobMc]

5 hours ago, Icequeen said:

You know what's pretty bad? I was in the store with my mother and all the sudden this fart noise was going on. I'm looking around like....wth is that? My mom has a straight face on and acting like she couldn't hear a thing. Well I pulled her phone out and it was her damn ring tone. Talk about embarrassing

Like Mother, like Daughter?

Ask her if she has any fetishes other than sprouts

[RobMc]

Just now, AusiGirl said:

Mmmmmmm rob in a fart harness, could be interesting...

And you on the whip? 

[RobMc]

5 hours ago, loaderXI said:

I have forwarded you 1 million points on a condition that should the wind blow in your favor you return said points 2 fold

OMG all gone again 1 1/2 million in 3 throws, sorry buddy I'm a loser

[AusiGirl]

2 hours ago, RobMc said:

And you on the whip? 

maybe rob!

[loaderXI]

2 hours ago, RobMc said:

OMG all gone again 1 1/2 million in 3 throws, sorry buddy I'm a loser

And that is why I will not let you borrow one of my blowup dolls 

[RobMc]

57 minutes ago, loaderXI said:

And that is why I will not let you borrow one of my blowup dolls 

What a let down 

[RobMc]

11 hours ago, Icequeen said:

Talk about embarrassing

Why?, was she stealing your limelight???

[major-mark63]

7 hours ago, RobMc said:

Thanks buddy, what if I lose them (I lost 4 million a couple of months ago) will you still talk to me?

@RobMcdont spoil your points on blackjack... we need updates of your research..

[RobMc]

2 hours ago, major-mark63 said:

@RobMcdont spoil your points on blackjack... we need updates of your research..

Don't worry Mark, they go hand in gland, be researching hard tonight

[Biotech]

rare picture of Rob researching and measuring methane concentration levels

 

[Biotech]

next thing he'll ask you to pull his finger knowing him

[lTplkey336]

Bio how did you get into Robs classified documents!

 

 

[Cooper]

Would need a one-way valve somewhere, but a "Fart Igniter" in one's underwear, or panties like Loader wears, so when you sense the pressure release, hit that igniter...odor gone in a "flash"...

[TheLastColdBeer]

It does peg the silly meter. Food production is life production. So, we fine the activity of life, because it's dangerous to living.  Methane composes 0.0002% of the atmosphere, and the earth itself produces great gobs below the surface. Jimmy is beyond puzzled too.

[Barron]

On 10/29/2022 at 8:25 PM, RobMc said:

You saw my rant after @Barron said about the farmers in NZ being taxed on cow farts? now is the time to have an adult discussion about 'wind' and it's impact upon the world we live in. Please do not giggle like children, this is a dilemma we need to solve, even Basil must fart (in a concealed way of course).

We are talking about gas, mainly methane, being introduced into the atmosphere, not helped in the least by Queenies sudden longing for sprouts (is she?? you know?), the wise old NZ PM (currently in the Antarctic) researching parrots, at the taxpayers expense, has her finger on the pulse, so she is going to tax her farmers for animal farts. This has far ranging repercussions, animals fart through eating vegetation, does this spell the end of Vegans???, you know those annoying cunts who tell you their lifestyle is perfect?, are they now to face crucifixion? Let us hope so.

It is not long now before we see politicians banning eating, use of any fossil fuel, and inhaling air (oxygen tax), you know it makes sense, we need to become green.

Meanwhile China builds half the worlds coal fired power stations, while Russia blows up the nuclear ones in Ukraine, Greata's carbon footprint is the world's largest and we believe everything these charlatans preach.

However seeing an opportunity Rob has invented a 'fart harness' for cattle and horses, siphoning off the gas which can then be used as a petrol/gas substitute to power your vehicle to your favourite dogging spot. Anyone who is interested can donate one million points into my account in order that I can continue my research, @AthenA you can't afford it girl.

No Fog - Think Dog

(See you in the woods)

I have donated all my 46k points to you, everyone else chip in. I'm expecting some good research

[Biotech]

23 hours ago, lTplkey336 said:

Bio how did you get into Robs classified documents!

 

 

what can i say ... he has a lousy file protection.

you really should invest in some protection Rob you cheap goat