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A very serious question and survey that came to me watching several suspicious characters around the toilets in the park this morning, so whatever you are at the moment what would you prefer to return as, I list a few pro's and cons. Secondly what period in history and what occupation would you like to do, me I'd come back as a boy again and as Pablo Escobar, I love zoos.

GIRLS

Pro's - Sex is easier to get, you are clean and tidy, people don't mock you in makeup

Con's - Parking, getting drunk can land you in a heap of trouble, you have to buy makeup

BOYS

Pro's - No need to bathe every day, picking your nose is viewed as normal, you can lift heavy weights

Con's - You constantly worry about the size of your dick, you can't wear dresses or makeup, you worry at being ousted as the worlds best driver

INBETWEEN

Pro's - You can have sex with everyone, you can wear any clothes, you can choose to wear what you like

Con's - Toilet choice, having to speak really gruff or in a falsetto, careful hairstyle choice necessary

 

What would you be?



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1 hour ago, RobMc said:

watching several suspicious characters around the toilets in the park this morning

RobMc being the most suspicious in his trench coat... 😂RobMc.PNG.8826be9c5f013706acaf233b27830a37.PNG



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9 minutes ago, BUDMAN said:

RobMc being the most suspicious in his trench coat... 😂RobMc.PNG.8826be9c5f013706acaf233b27830a37.PNG

Come on???? that black patch isn't near big enough is it? 🤣



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4 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Come on???? that black patch isn't near big enough is it? 🤣

Come on that's a black hole. Come to think of it itxsuck and you can but a lot of things in it. That's kinda like the third option. 



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Can I come back as a bottle wine? 🍷 



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22 minutes ago, Essssieeee said:

Can I come back as a bottle wine? 🍷 

Of course you can my dear, could Rob 'pop your cork' ????

Oh Oh here comes Bio



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I wanna come back as a remote control. Don't ask me why. 



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8 minutes ago, Icequeen said:

I wanna come back as a remote control. Don't ask me why. 

You just want your buttons pushed



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2 hours ago, Essssieeee said:

Can I come back as a bottle wine? 🍷 

Open it up and let it breath before drinking.  If that doesn’t work give it mouth to mouth 



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5 hours ago, BUDMAN said:

RobMc being the most suspicious in his trench coat... 😂RobMc.PNG.8826be9c5f013706acaf233b27830a37.PNG

Wouldn’t a question mark have worked well enough as a cover ?



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If I came back as a female, I would definitely want be a hot lesbian.



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19 minutes ago, MikeB said:

If I came back as a female, I would definitely want be a hot lesbian.

But aren't you already a lesbian trapped in a man's body? 



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2 hours ago, MikeB said:

If I came back as a female, I would definitely want be a hot lesbian.

You couldn't be 'hot' even working in a sauna, I was disappointed at Christmas, the two lesbians next door had asked me what I wanted as a present, and they gave me a watch ?🤨



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Posted
1 hour ago, Icequeen said:

But aren't you already a lesbian trapped in a man's body? 

@jointz is our resident lesbian expert

especially Tongue and Groove, that boy loves woodwork, good for him too keeps him from drink and drugs



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Posted (edited)
On 1/4/2024 at 2:15 PM, Icequeen said:

I wanna come back as a remote control. Don't ask me why. 

you must've watched that Movie  Click with Adam Sandler  and want to control the idiots

movie

Edited by KaptCrunch
full movie

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