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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”

Still living with my dad. We found another house and put an offer on it. The house in Beech Bluff, TN was in extreme horrible condition than we thought it would be. The foundation would have burned a major hole in our pocket and more than what we could afford on the repairs. This house we put an offer on and accepted our offer looks like it is in a whole lot better condition and majority of the work needed can be worked on in time. They will give us two months to fix it up and move into it. Hopefully we can get the important stuff done in less time and that I can get back online and kick your ass!

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, “Dave, don’t worry about it. You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering “Dave, you’re a vet…”

SoB - you are well known - you don't officially need that medal

I may have posted this already?

I don't think we still have the "XI Bible" on this new website, if we have i cannot find it, so after reading a post from Smurfy today i thought i would put a quick guide on how to award medals on this new website because i am pretty sure the vast majority of members don't know how to do it. 1). 2) 3) 4) 5)

can someone make a rs2 medal plz

what he say ???????????? ahhhhhhhhhhhh fu @Sonovabich

they are there / Name : sonovabitch , TBB , ayaq , chili , overkill, wildthing, olive, trasheur , chris , pink , google, ..... ETC ETC , rugger est leur chef.. LOL

Wish we had an Ass medal

I was trying to find one for you? nothing cum's close! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!

Ok thnx Sob i find it now its not user friendly but we are idiots

I was told how to do it a couple of weeks ago, i awarded a couple of medals...but guess what i have forgotten what i did lol....it should be easier than it is, was so easy on the old website.

if found all 4t4hangar files I replace house models by new prefab (i do) i will change several things here 2 pics i hope a new version soon, during july Cu Soon Chris

I again want to thank our community for having the BF1 server and specially to Jaysus for all his work in establishing the server and keeping it going. Let's enjoy and make it a great one.

Frenchi spoke

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

"fare" exchange I like the play on words

Sabbath Rule

A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

Ohhh and a good day to you Welcome

yer an idiot! welcome

Welcome !!

Have a great day

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday Aussie girl.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday

Just.......le sigh......yes.

I'm just loving this song at the moment!

Thank You For This Rugger and everyone who made this happen! Oh yeah!