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Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with Men? MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist HISterectomy. Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to get back between the legs of a woman… Why? Because there is no place like home. LOL

Hilarious, serves the fucker right for trying to get through without paying

Could be FAKE according to this photo.

Did you know if you rearrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW it reads WOMAN HITLER?

The family's early Christmas present has not allowed me any time whatsoever to play the game. Sucks balls. But here is the present that keeps me so busy right now.

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try? How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures? Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? And my FAVORITE¦ The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~ **A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without sunshine is, like, night.** Happy New Years and see you next year.

What ever happened to compliments. So lately, the Freeze Tag server has been more bitching about "BS" than actually enjoying the game. And to be honest a lot of it is coming from XI clan members. And "innocent 'til proven guilty." The fact of the matter is no one can see from the "suspected bs'er's" perspective. Maybe they are having a good run or they are really good on that map. A better setup (PC) than you. Or....now try not to faint.....they are actually that good. I mean it has gotten to point to where I would turn off my in game voice so that I don't have to hear it. Sure I claim bs and I get upset at the game.......but I don't voice it and it's more of a damn it type exclamation and frustration with myself than others. And I would never publicly accuse a fellow clan member of suspicious activity. Not only does that dishonor them (because again unless you have HARD evidence you just don't KNOW) but it dishonors you as a creditable voice and it hurts the clans sense of brotherhood. Maybe it's just me but that doesn't seem like good advertising for the clan. Now most of you have played with me (get your out of the gutter...lol) and I love jumping on (again get it out TS with you guys and shooting the shit. I'd like to think that I am a sensible guy. And a pleasant person to talk to. I've even had a couple invites to join...although not sure they'll stand after this.... ;-) I'm not trying to start a feud or get people mad at me. So this is a bit of observation than anything. How you all want to run with it that's on you. Very respectfully, Glenn (Bullets, Boots)

first off you need to know your motherboard specs and what it can handle also your power supply plays a big part as in watts?then you go from there!

If tell my wife about this conversation I may be HOMELESS...lol

Your original GUID is banned on Even Balance Global, you have then joined using a new GUID, this has also now been banned.

That card is out of stock. It's one of the ones Bitcoin farmers use because of the 8gb memory VS the stock 4gb cards. Accually it's hard to find the 4gb cards now for under $350. The RX 580 8gb cards are becoming extinct as we speak. Newegg only has a couple left and the rest are out of stock. This is a decent card if you can afford $280. RX 570 is almost 2x more powerful than the GTX 1050 ti by all of the benchmarks I looked at. If you want 1 you better hurry before the fucking bitcoin freaks buy them all up to. https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814126189

I would like to thank all of you who PM me to ask how I was doing and to everyone else...you can phuck off!! Oh and that would be everyone except HXTR...Okay enough of the fake butthurt. The move from Nashville to my home town wasn't too bad, I am now 4 miles from my ailing father in a new home freshly divorced from Satin's daughter. Bonus I now have a 1 gig connection which means even you in the UK can't hide from me (pinging 44 to the UK BF4 server). Anyone up for some Battlefield or Left For Dead?? JohnnyRazerback

I couldn't believe it! Say it isn't so! Unfortunately it is...

how wise you are I just got back from home

first off if your heart stop beating your blood pressure drops to 0 you pass out right then you wouldn't know if your heart stop beating.step away from the bong or drugs you are doing

djMot...She's got talent.... and a short skirt...and nice thighs...can't ask for much more....will see her in concert @ first opportunity...=) ... and these 3... they have an awesome rapport that makes the performance that much more enjoyable...oh...& thanks dj for turning me on to her...

The topic was about "BUNS" @AyaqGuyaq you >IDIOT<

LMAO, John, Dear, I thought the same thing--at one sitting, by yerself? I'll say it--on behalf of the other Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<--Sweet Ice Cream: I'll (we'll?) bet you got some good-lookin' biscuits. Okay, so what was the topic again? Lol. Damn biscuits. Ayaq

Awesome talent...and they way she's working that guitar neck.....it does things to me...

When you get to legally shoot and kill your ex-wife ... thanks to XI. lololololol

sigh......if it was only that simple.....wait !! what am I saying !! ...is there a player called "My mother in law " .....

Sorry boys. My biscuits are for another topic.

Icey - tell us more about your biscuits (sorry - I couldn't resist)

haha @Dukoo

Also a member of a green coffee buying club... everyone chips in and buys several bags, then split them...if you like coffee and have never had an Ethiopian Yirgacheffe , Yemeni, Kona, Jamaican Blue Mountain, or a nice Guat... fresh roasted...it's an order of magnitude beyond what most people consider 'coffee'... it's along the lines of eating store bought apples your whole life and taking your first bite of one fresh from the tree.....

That's punishment enough. better watch it tho, might see might see her penis

Could be worse. You could be Hannity doing the same thing to Trump. Ewww.

Donald Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop. Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse all day." The second barber turned to Trump and said, "How about you sir?" Trump replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

Now that is just plain GROSS

So sad but oh so true!!! I know I don't deal with tech in my drywall and painting buisness but it is next to impossible to find any younger person that actually can and is willing to do any sort of hardish.... labor. It is so sad!!

Oh yeah!

Omg stop whining you hackers. Crap I meant stop whining you awesomely over achievers.

i woke up in between memory and the dream