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Step 1. Open console Step 2. type /bind h say ^3SMAWSOME --> SMAWSOME Step 3. close console Step 4. Join game BUT STAY IN SPECTATE..... SO NO AFK IN GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Step 5. create a class with SMAW Step 6. start playing Step 7. When u r out of ur spawnprotection press 5 ( ur SMAW will appear ) Step 8. Aim at the enemy and press the left mousebutton .... when u kill some1 u can use Step 9 and the best step i.m.o Step 9. press h and the whole server see SMAWSOME

Went in for a regular check up yesterday, as I was sitting in the waiting room the doctor came in and told me he needed to conduct an examination 'where the sun don't shine'. He duly put on the gloves, lubed my asshole and gave me a thorough examination, pulling the gloves off he left the room. Then the nurse came in, bent down and whispered those five words no man wants to hear - 'Who the fuck was that?'

step 10: touch yourself in your favorite spot & giggle.

No... step 10 is BE PREPARED TO GET A LOT OF SHITTALK

I know some of you think you know me... But here it is.. 1. Work all day... 2. Come home and slap GG on the ass.... 3. Get great bourbon and come in game with you fukers and annoy everyone with backbone and have fun with my friends and die.. 3.1 And FU you all And load out... ? Whatever i feel like at the moment... Perks.. When GG walks by and all you other peeps are yelling at each other and it ain't me.... lol

I don't think I can't post mp3 files on our website.At least I don't know how.I'll try though Killa (solo) - XI Theme Song.mp3

okay, i ill start off with the sauce forthedesert, that takes about 5 hours from start to finish lol and the mixture to put inside the crepes the rest you will have to wait a bit. however i'll tell you, that the mahi is sooooooooooo fresh it still smells like ocean water!

No Not everything can be made into a McNugget

Also just realised her name, glad it's not Bumgardener! what a profession

I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING!

SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME SMAWSOME

Dabbing the end does not work, have you ever heard the saying "No matter how many times you shake your peg, the last few drops run down your leg"

I nominate this song to reflect our eclectic nature:

over my allotted budget but i have just seen your post and its a good choice . i found this and have purchased it . not bad for a 15 year old to game on . he already has a 27 inch monitor so he can wait for a twin .. https://www.overclockers.co.uk/ocuk-gaming-battlebox-essential-intel-core-i5-8400-4.0ghz-geforce-gtx-1060-6gb-fs-1b6-og.html https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01M0JEP3F/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 £52.07 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01D524BUY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 £30.18 https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01N3ML307/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 £45.56

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I baked you a cake for your birthday

Oh man.......

What sick mind batters a hammer ??

okay well, there will be a repeat tuesday i think? so when it happens, i promise to take some pics. let you guys see some fine food and tableware. sorry i hadn't been online since i posted this but now we have a few folks coming for dinner so i get a second chance

Fijne verjaardag, klootzak

So, do you flinch when she walks by on those days you're being a bad boy?

Number 1... Use every fking weapon available. Number 2...Taunt your kill after every death... Number 3.. Tease the shit out of them till they post.. The End... Do this kids and one day you can be like me..

I have never understood why girls use so much toilet paper ?? ffs pee it out don't mop it out !

lol... Maybe for the whinners side of the aisle

you hit is so hard that it shitted on your door lol

Jeeezzzzzzz, you sound like @Timmah! ! Bros? LOL

ok pics or it dident happen.

I think we should designate an official song so let’s start a discussion. My Suggestion:

Now that is true artistry

The Saleen and the Lotus were hot.. Notice the Lotus has the same air flow hood as the new Senna..

Sick Beat, I bring you old school Gold:

And talk about tomatoes out of fcking nowhere which are growing on your balcony. Yellow ones and cherrytomatoes. Also tell the superrrrr exciting story about how two tomatoes fell of your balcony. Keep yabbing on and on about it together with @Ripper and you'll be that douchebag player indeed F you chile! <3

I would put this forward:

As in.. you hit one of these...?

You bastard, thats why my kids never got anything off Santa