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Mick Murphy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Ireland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked Mick, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Mick looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The man parks his car, whips out his computer, connects it to his cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Langley, Virginia. Within seconds, he receives an email that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email and after a few minutes receives a response. The man turns to Mick and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "The number is correct. Sure you can take one of my calves," says Mick. Mick watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Mick says to the young man, "If I can tell you exactly what your job is, will you give me back my animal?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Mick. "Wow! That's correct," says the man, "How in the world did you guess?" "No guessing required," answered Mick. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living, or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep...Now give me back my dog!"

Happy birthday

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. leadpoison (79)MONSTERKILL (58)THE MEEK (59)Raisin (52)tacobill (49)Grumpy_Git --

Mother, "How was school today, Paddy?" Paddy, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Paddy, "What school?"

Awe got ya. There was however talk about a merger back in 1999 through DreamWorks Interactive which was a joint venture with Steven Spielberg and owned by Microsoft. That was for the original Medal Of Honor game which was developed by DreamWorks (Microsoft) and published by EA back in 1999. Alot of the same major institutional investors Vanguard Group, BlackRock Inc., State Street Corp ect ect ect own large shares in both EA and MicroSUCK. The entire ownership thing is a bit confusing. lol

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

PS: GOOGLE FU BEEEEECH!! miss you aholl

2hrs long too long

isnt that a sort of tree....

Happy birthday to a great bunch!!

Happy birthday Lord!

Microsoft don't own EA they own Activision who made COD. Secure boot isn't the issue for people its the TPM requirements that has people with older motherboards/hardware unable to play the game

Happy Birthday.

Well ain't that some bullshit. Microsuck does own EA so figures they would do some shit like that.

@google BEECH! lol

Lol PimpedOutPete wtf? It's that you don't love me anymore? Take care beech I know you will return

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went to her grandparent's house to visit 95 year-old grandmother O'Malley and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm, ding and dong, ding and dong. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that blooming ice cream van hadn't come along."

Happy Birthday

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. LordLoftin (52)

i'll be playing aswell, played both beta weekends so can't wait to some of the changes, as some things really need to be changed.

I WILL be playing this game when I am in Maryland off and on this year and next. Didn't get to play the BETA so I will be an easy kill for ya'll when I do start playing BF6 once it is released and I am in Maryland (Solomon's Island). I have heard great reviews of this game! I used to love BF 2 and BF4 especially. Woot woot. I usually play as some form of basil in my name. Will post when I actually start playing in NOV.