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  2. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1948557976096792 lol HA HA
  3. Today
  4. Happy birthday sry im late..
  5. Happy birthday!!
  6. Happy birthday!!
  7. Happy Birthday everyone.
  8. A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!
  9. happy birthday
  10. XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. TedsofBeverlyHills (68)AcidFly (61)DAMAGEPLAN (54)
  11. old people kinda tree
  12. Yesterday
  13. Have a GREAT birthday!!!
  14. wow only 2 people here have Christmas trees
  15. Happy Birthday to you all.
  16. Great selection...Thanks WP But missing BOG already
  17. Happy Birthday
  18. map mp_voq_snow has been changed to a 3 point win instead of 4
  19. Know any good Dick Doctors ?????? Asking for a friend
  20. XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. justjoe (58)Jonny --Drizit (66)
  21. Good luck. We will be waiting. I got a new computer and paid to have everything transferred. This guy was a gamer so he knew about games and COD. Fortunately everything came back working as before.
  22. Same tree only on a different year.
  23. Happy Birthday Wolverine!
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