How About Some Favorite Quotes?

[tsw 8.5]

[Sammy]

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

[WHITEBOY]

"The best thing about you...ran down the crack of your moms ass, and left a brown stain on the mattress"     

[little_old_man]

There's a rebel lying deep in my soul.

Anytime anybody tells me the "trend" is such and such,

I go the opposite direction.

I hate the idea of trends, I hate imitation.

 

Clint Eastwood

[loaderXI]

U can take the boy out of Chester but u cant take the Chester out of the boy...

 

or my pops if u cant beat them with ur hands beat them with a brick..

 

ie was a street life nd would live it again if i could

[TBB]

FU Google  -  BEECH!!!

[Shamu]

My Mount Rushmore for quotable persons in no particular order:

Mark Twain

Will Rodgers

Sun Tsu

Winston Churchill

 

For those visitors who may not know of Mount Rushmore which honors 4 selected Presidents:

 

http://www.nps.gov/moru/historyculture/why-these-four.htm

[Logan]

"It's only a flesh wound" Monty Pythons Holy Grail.

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse now.

 

"Close only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades"

 

"Never, never, never give up" Winston Churchill

 

"Bravery is the assumption you can change destiny if only for a few moments" Logan

Edited September 2, 2013 by Logan

[JohnnyDos]

Et tu, Brute?  Julius Caesar

[Shamu]

Just for Johnny:

"Veni, vidi, vici"  ('I came, I saw, I conquered')

 

Julius Caesar in his better days.

[TheLastColdBeer]

right, if it's quotes you want, here are a couple of websites to start.

 

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/W._C._Fields/

 

https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/14033.Winston_Churchill

 

One of my favorite Churchill quotes goes: "Taxation towards prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket, trying to lift himself by the handle."

If there ever was a master of the English language, it was Winston.

I couldn't find the quote, but as the newly appointed First Sea Lord, Churchill described the encounter of battlecruisers at sea as " Two eggs swinging sledgehammers."

[Belle]

"Liars need to have good memories"          Author: Algernon Sidney

 

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"    (no idea where I got that)

 

"Treat people as you would like to be treated, Karma's only a bitch when you are"

 

 

 

[NickTheGrip]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is the one that finds that man - Lana Turner

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are going to feel all day - Frank Sinatra

 

Go to Heaven for the climate, but go to Hell for the company - Mark Twain

 

Do not take life too seriously. You don't get out alive anyway - Elbert Hubbard

 

A day without sunshine is, like, night - Steve Martin

 

A woman's mind is cleaner than a mans. She changes it a lot more often - Oliver Herford

 

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think - Milton Berle

[NickTheGrip]

And now from my fave comedian a few years ago - Steven Wright

 

Some people are afraid of heights. I am afraid of widths.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

What's another word for thesaurus?

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it

If you shoot mimes, should you use a silencer

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press.

[little_old_man]

I promise I'll put it out in time.

 

Oops, must have slipped it in that hole by accident.

 

Little_Old_Man

[Sammy]

"Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem"

[JohnnyDos]

The last time I got a piece of ass,my finger went through the toilet paper. Rodney Dangerfield.

[Tball]

That's the ugliest hat i ever saw Ohhh but it looks good on you!!! what did you get a bowl of soup with that hat "Rodney"

Edited September 2, 2013 by Tball

[Tball]

lefty lucy righty tighty 

 

Tight is right to tight is broke

[Tball]

I got in a cab i said take where the action is he brought me home "Rodney"

Edited September 2, 2013 by Tball

[Shamu]

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power, we have guided missiles and misguided men."

 

MLK

[hxtr]

You never have time to do things right the first time but you always have time to do it again.

[Blackbart]

" Love the sinner, hate the sin "... :)

[Shamu]

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

Will Rodgers

 

I actually liked that quote because, being the city boy that I was, I actually accidentally did that. It was truly a learning experience.

[deerejon]

"there are 2 people I trust...I'm one and your not the other"

 

There are more horses asses in the world than horses.

 

If it looks like shit don't poke it.