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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.

'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'

'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.


'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.



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Must have been some pretty big lips.



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LMAO your own post?

damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!!

 

This is funny shit tsw!!!!



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damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!!

 

This is funny shit tsw!!!!

 

mmmm my wife.



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mmmm my wife.

She is a lucky woman. :)



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LOL......  Good one....  I'm just trying to imagine those ears.....

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She is a lucky woman. :)

 

Lucky? You ever game with Boom?

 

All that was left man I assumed..Poor woman.. :rolleyes:



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Lol



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I ate a girl like that one time I called it Mothra if anyone knows about Godzilla movies! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!



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@@TBB  surprised you did not put that picture of Hxrt.

 

Fail!!

 

That would be toooooooooooooooooo  fugly   :whistle:


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