tsw 8.5 Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 7, 2017 A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.''And what about the third rose ?' she asked.'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. hxtr, little_old_man, AyaqGuyaq and 15 others 18 Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Posted February 7, 2017 OMG LMAO hxtr 1 Awards
iboomboom Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3407 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 3084 Achievement Points: 30326 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:58 AM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Posted February 7, 2017 OMG LMAO LMAO your own post? deerejon, TBB, Unchileno and 5 others 8 Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 21 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Posted February 8, 2017 LMAO your own post? I Am a true idiot .but that shit was funny .. hxtr, deerejon, iboomboom and 1 other 4 Awards
Sammy Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2017 Must have been some pretty big lips. Awards
hxtr Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 8, 2017 LMAO your own post? damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!! This is funny shit tsw!!!!
iboomboom Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 205 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3407 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 3084 Achievement Points: 30326 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:58 AM Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Macintosh Posted February 8, 2017 damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!! This is funny shit tsw!!!! mmmm my wife. Icequeen and hxtr 2 Awards
hxtr Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted February 8, 2017 mmmm my wife. She is a lucky woman. iboomboom and Icequeen 2
NGCrewDawg Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 21068 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 87 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 690 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 02:44 AM Birthday: 12/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2017 LOL...... Good one.... I'm just trying to imagine those ears..... TBB 1 Awards
Unchileno Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted February 8, 2017 She is a lucky woman. Lucky? You ever game with Boom? All that was left man I assumed..Poor woman.. hxtr 1 Awards
dadda2 Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted February 8, 2017 Lol
Mule Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 411 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4252 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 3052 Achievement Points: 35639 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2024 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2017 I ate a girl like that one time I called it Mothra if anyone knows about Godzilla movies! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW! deerejon 1 Awards
Icequeen Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6202 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 8200 Achievement Points: 52542 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 60 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 11:04 PM Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted February 8, 2017 Omg......... Awards
TBB Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2017 Here's where the ears wound up Icequeen and Mule 2 Awards
Unchileno Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted February 8, 2017 @@TBB surprised you did not put that picture of Hxrt. Fail!! hxtr 1 Awards
TBB Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2017 @@TBB surprised you did not put that picture of Hxrt. Fail!! That would be toooooooooooooooooo fugly hxtr 1 Awards
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