FluffyBunny Posted November 26, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) So I've invented the perfect drink for Call of Duty, and studied its effectiveness over the last few weeks of playing freeze tag. I share with you fine folks now the results: First, the drink. You may have to improvise some of the ingredients if you're not a chemistry/physics teacher. Also, it helps to be Irish Catholic. Irish for the genetic tolerance to alcohol, and Catholic to have the training in dealing with the guilt over things you do when you drink. The property tax bill is optional. But it helps in developing the proper level of anger to maximize in-game motivation to kill people. You start by taking a tumbler glass that you just tried to make a vodka martini in but then dumped out when you realized you don't have any olives. Don't clean it. Take three shots of very good bourbon and pour over ice that's been in the freezer since the first Obama administration. Put a teaspoon of sugar in. Then two shots of bitters that have been in your cabinet for at least a year. Go to the fridge to find a lemon to rind so you can finish the old-fashioned you're trying to make, and realize you don't have any. Remember you've never had any, because you don't like lemons. Grab some orange preserves instead and, using your pinky finger as a measuring device, put the end of one finger of the preserves into the tumbler. Then a shot of Irish Whisky, to honor the ancestors. Then another shot of Irish Whisky for flavor. Stir with your pointer finger, before realizing that you haven't washed your hands since setting up a chemistry lab that uses lead and manganese compounds. Set it on top of your incredibly absurd property tax bill as a coaster, which is in turn on top of the four hours of work you have to do before class tomorrow but won't bother starting until the drink is gone. Enjoy. I named it the Dirty Old Fashioned Inbred Irishman, after myself. And attached is the summary of data I've collected on the efficacy of this beverage in game, along with some anecdotal commentary on some recurring patterns I've noticed while collecting data. Sláinte Idiots! Edited November 26, 2017 by FluffyBunny Error in graphic Wild Fire, Expedition, Gul'Dan and 11 others 3 11 Awards
WldPenguin Posted November 26, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 185 Topic Count: 792 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 4712 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 7325 Achievement Points: 51139 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 90 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 26, 2017 Ok, but the question remains.........did your concoction taste any good??? Please summarize THOSE findings in a powerpoint presentation or a youtube video........and thank you L!ckALotAPus, ANGUS and Expedition 2 1 Awards
FluffyBunny Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted November 27, 2017 Delicious. The manganese gives it a perfect zing. Expedition 1 Awards
NateF Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 26488 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/11/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15, 2018 Birthday: 12/23/1984 Posted November 27, 2017 lol. hilarious. I too pay too much property tax. If only i had the schooling to be able to get the manganese ration just right. Let me know if you found that home address. I might join you haha Expedition 1
Icequeen Posted November 27, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 90 Topic Count: 96 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6202 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 8199 Achievement Points: 52541 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 60 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Posted November 27, 2017 This brought a smile to my face. Lol thank you fluffy. Expedition 1 Awards
Wild Fire Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 5468 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 659 Achievement Points: 6506 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 06/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 Well done fluffy bunny. Expedition 1 Awards
ANGUS Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 2985 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1688 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 3056 Achievement Points: 20377 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 12/01/1966 Device: Windows Posted November 28, 2017 lmao.. Only from the mind a chemistry professor. And I am funny in all zones.. Just ask me.. As for the penguin zone., lol I bet if you ask around, that would be much larger then shown ...lol Nicely done.. Now as for the drink, You had me at three very good shots of bourbon.... WldPenguin, Expedition and L!ckALotAPus 3 Awards
Expedition Posted November 28, 2017 Member ID: 2712 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 193 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 2109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/31/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 1, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1964 Posted November 28, 2017 Last time I played while intoxicated, Lunkster just kept bitching at me the whole game. For instance, "Expedition, stop typing smack", Expedition, better be nice or I'll kick you" or "Expedition, you do realize that you have to click your mouse button to freeze the enemy"... Just so much to remember................. So now I don't play intoxicated. instead, I do what WeedNfeed and BoatsNhoes does.... Also, Penguin, Ice Queenie and Wild Fire all play like they been drinking for days. HAHAHA!!! Great post FluffyBunny! L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
NateF Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26488 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 143 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/11/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15, 2018 Birthday: 12/23/1984 Posted November 29, 2017 lol! i love playing while pre drinking for the night but i definitely play like shit drunk..... I do that sober too but no excuse then. haha
L!ckALotAPus Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Posted November 29, 2017 Now you need to do a study for us pot heads on the affect of weed on your k/d ratio JohnnyDos 1
FluffyBunny Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted November 29, 2017 On 11/27/2017 at 7:38 PM, ANGU5 said: lmao.. Only from the mind a chemistry professor. And I am funny in all zones.. Just ask me.. As for the penguin zone., lol I bet if you ask around, that would be much larger then shown ...lol Nicely done.. Now as for the drink, You had me at three very good shots of bourbon.... Under 2 drinks and I'm a total gentleman. Over 4 and I can't get it up anyway, so I don't bother flirting. Awards
FluffyBunny Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted November 29, 2017 1 hour ago, L!ckALotAPus said: Now you need to do a study for us pot heads on the affect of weed on your k/d ratio I'm subject to random drug testing, so I'll have to get some of my students to do that one for you. I'll offer them extra credit. L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
spinpuppy Posted November 29, 2017 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 58 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14794 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 1 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Posted November 29, 2017 Brought a smile to my face too, I thought my taxes were high Awards
FluffyBunny Posted January 13, 2018 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted January 13, 2018 Fourth Red Bush in my favorite molecule glass. First, second and third making their way through the liver as we speak. Where's that flightless bird! I need to get my flirt on. FUNky, WldPenguin, Bosun and 1 other 2 2 Awards
KicknDatAzz Posted January 19, 2018 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 769 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 598 Achievement Points: 5724 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:39 PM Device: Windows Posted January 19, 2018 The one thing I'd like to point out here is that KDR means jack squat in FreezeTag. In FFA or TDM this is an important stat, but due to the mod gameplay, FT stats are better measured by Kills\Thaws. And Thaws are more points than kills, so..... back to the drawing board? Awards
FluffyBunny Posted January 20, 2018 Member ID: 26424 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 24 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 55 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/28/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2024 Device: Windows Author Posted January 20, 2018 6 hours ago, KicknDatAzz said: The one thing I'd like to point out here is that KDR means jack squat in FreezeTag. In FFA or TDM this is an important stat, but due to the mod gameplay, FT stats are better measured by Kills\Thaws. And Thaws are more points than kills, so..... back to the drawing board? It was a joke. FUNky 1 Awards
KicknDatAzz Posted January 22, 2018 Member ID: 833 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 769 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 598 Achievement Points: 5724 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:39 PM Device: Windows Posted January 22, 2018 Ah, I see. my bad. Hard to tell tone or inflection/sarcasm in text ;-) Awards
bds1961 Posted January 22, 2018 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted January 22, 2018 Very good study. As a observer of game play and drinking I have noticed on the COD2 games that as Sinbad drinks he gets better and harder to kill. I may have to follow your recipe to counter act his home made 151 Kahlua. Awards
Hawk Posted January 26, 2018 Member ID: 24799 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 107 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 138 Achievement Points: 1024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/18/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21, 2024 Posted January 26, 2018 HILARIOUS!!!! i do seem to play better, in my eyes, after I've downed a bottle of Basil Hayden's. I think Funky, Penguin and whoever else was on that night would probably disagree, but it sure was a hell of a fun night!!! FUNky 1 Awards
FUNky Posted January 26, 2018 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted January 26, 2018 18 hours ago, xHawkx said: HILARIOUS!!!! i do seem to play better, in my eyes, after I've downed a bottle of Basil Hayden's. I think Funky, Penguin and whoever else was on that night would probably disagree, but it sure was a hell of a fun night!!! I know at one point you passed out on your keyboard and ran in circles around the spawn for an entire round. Awards
Hawk Posted January 27, 2018 Member ID: 24799 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 107 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 138 Achievement Points: 1024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/18/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21, 2024 Posted January 27, 2018 17 hours ago, FUNky said: I know at one point you passed out on your keyboard and ran in circles around the spawn for an entire round. FRAMED!!! i was actually awake, just my head was spinning and it was being reflected on screen! :-p FUNky 1 Awards
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