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   Tests in the Democratic Republic of Slovenkia have demonstrated the ability of the Coronavirus to attach to electrons, meaning it can be spread digitally.

   Dr. Huhung Low of the World Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning for persons engaging in computer speech activities ranging from video conferencing to video gaming to immediately turn down the volume of their computer speakers, and to speak only in a whisper when using computer microphones.

   "When you speak into the computer microphone, if you have the Coronavirus, you pass the virus through your WiFi to the Internet and anyone hearing you is then exposed," Low said. But whether you contract Coronavirus digitally depends on how loud the sound is coming from your speakers, he said.

   "You are safe if you turn your sound down to just above a whisper," Low said, "because the virus then isn't expelled from your speakers with sufficient force to reach your nostrils and be inhaled. But if someone shouts at you over the Internet, you're at great risk of getting sick," he warned.

   As a result, the XI Board of Directors has issued an urgent requirement that clan members refrain from shouting in game. "We're aware that clan leader Rugger disagrees with this order but he doesn't know shit from brown shoe polish," the board said in a prepared statement.

   "If you shout into your microphone you're putting all of your fellow clan members at risk," the statement said. "We know there are some members who often make you sick but this is serious. Your big mouth could now kill them," the directors said.

   The ban on shouting in game is effective immediately. Violators should be reported, the directors said, though they did not indicate who in hell you're supposed to report that to.

   The directors concluded by saying, "Speak softly, but carry a big stick."
 



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Posted (edited)

WTF kind of BS is this?!! Fake news? Dr. Huhung Low, really? Shouldn’t this have been in the Jokes forum?!

Edited by LtLaszlo


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Posted

Brilliant Harry lol.

Keep your head down after the Rugger quote, worked for me so far

Wildthing???



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LOL



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definitely have to tell that @wildthing guy!

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3 hours ago, LtLaszlo said:

WTF kind of BS is this?!! Fake news? Dr. Huhung Low, really? Shouldn’t this have been in the Jokes forum?!

You gotta be a bloody idiot to fall for it :lol:



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12 minutes ago, PainKiller said:

You gotta be a bloody idiot to fall for it :lol:

I mean, this is XtremeIdiots sooo...?



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Posted

Conspiracy's!!!! 

Where is hammer??



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Posted

GET YOUR PANSY ASS OUTTA HERE! I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!

smh lol 



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Posted
14 minutes ago, LilAcorn said:

GET YOUR PANSY ASS OUTTA HERE! I'LL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!

smh lol 

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



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22 minutes ago, TBB said:

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

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Posted

Uh, yea. All these fuckers panicking means my investments took a big hit. How many people die from the good ol' fashioned flu every year and nobody gives a shit?



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1 hour ago, Sammy said:

How many people die from the good ol' fashioned flu every year and nobody gives a shit?

Actually quite a few give a lot of shit

Viral gastroenteritis is an intestinal infection marked by watery diarrhea, abdominal cramps, nausea or vomiting, and sometimes fever.

 viral gastroenteritis  is often called stomach flu 



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Posted

no am sure that this is real  it is on the internet it has to be real  and a noted doctor DR Huhung Low 



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Posted

As everybody knows now, corona means crown and @HarryWeezer is the king!

And as we are all speechless after reading this, Harry's (Low's) recommendation is self-fulfilling...


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