The Member Story

[Fatzi-Sgt]

The member story

 

Hi, my name is Fatzi and I promised to make and to share a story with you.
Believe it or not; you are an important part of it. Without knowing you actually made this story…
Curious? Well…. Then sit back, read the story carefully and you’ll find out where you make the difference….

 

 

It was on a hot summer day when walked to my car to go to Wallmart and get me Ice some . Just before getting to my car I noticed I forgot my car Key. So I returned to my house, grabbed my key and returnd to my car.
Arriving at Wallmart I parked my car in the Shadow. I had to Cross the parking lot to get to the entrance. I noticed that the Little old man, usually begging for sigaretts wasn’t there.
So I asked security where he was. “6FtUnder“ the security guy replied in a tone as if he had already answered this question many times before that day. And it was only just 8.30 AM..

I was still digesting the terrible news when I walked into the Wallmart. Looking for ‘my’ Princess, always dressed in P!nk. She works at the ice Crusher. That’s why I call her the Icequeen.
I ordered the usual amount of crushed ice and promissed to be back soon.
On my way to the The last cold beer that I was going to buy this week  I grabbed myself a Big Cheese, some Pancakes, some Buffalo wings and a nice big Steak.
I couldn’t find my brand of Razor, so i went to the cassier.
There I walked up to my old Buddy and Chief of police Brick. I call him Brick because of the shape of his face. We always laugh about it. His real name is Rick and he's a real Nice Guy.
While waiting at the register I asked how about his new investi Gator. He was actually very positive about him, calling him a 007and a half. “But I am the best Fatzi ” he said and pointed at his Badge. I laughed and payed my groceries with my creditcard. “See you at the BBQ Brick”. He gave me a confirming thumbs up and continued his way.

Getting outside the heat overwelmed me… “Damn climate change” I mumbled like a Grumpy old man and continued loading my shoppings into the trunk of my car.
Suddenly there was this Flash and immidately Gunfire. My instinct made me drop myself on ground, on the hot concrete of the parking lot. From underneath the car I saw something that looked like a  Corpse. That thought hit me like a Bomb Shell. What should I do? A Bullet struck the car behind me and in a split second I thought I could become a Casualty.

Still lying on my stomage I observed a Crazy Girl running towards the suspect, Fearless and like a real Kamikaze she ran to the shooter, determined to Kill that Beast. And she actually managed to work him against the ground. Within seconds the whole parking lot was full of police, fire and ambulances and  press…. A lot of press.
Foxxx News was one of the first at the scene; Primetime!
Later that day I heard the guy with 7 Toes was the active shooter. That Moron had killed before. It seemed he was a race fan. My buddy Brick was Chasing him already for 4 years now, but today he made his last victim; he Lost. I hope the Judge will give him a permanent ‘time off’ …

That night I was watching some television and went to bed early.

 

The next morning I went to my trip Adviser to discuss the planned Expedition to hunt for some Beargoat. Me and my so called lesbian neighbour Allison, a Fanatic Gatorgirl, decided to go for a hunt together. This AusiGirl with Cute boobies enjoys the Freedom in nature with only minor Comfort like I do. In the past she wanted to become Astronomer but she actually became a Seal, a real Predator.  Pretty comfortable having her arround me. There was a kind of chemistry between us, but not the one you would expect.

4 days later we went into the Mountains of Texas.
When we parked our car a Hawk was circling above us as if he welcomed us to his territory. Or did he already know what was lying ahead of us?
We walked for almost 6 hours when we decided to pull up our camp. After having some noodles we prepared for the night.
We talked a bit about everything and nothing when Allisson asked: “What is your favorite singer?” “Elvis” I said  “Cool, I like his music too”.
She turned on to her left side in her Cotton pyjamas and wished me good night. I wished her the same.

In the middle of the night I woke up and looked arround me. Allisson was gone. She disappeared like a Ghost.
On the fabric of the tent I saw this little moving red Dot. Outside I heard a Crack. Was it Allisson or was it a Moose  or a Black Cat or maybe a Crazy Horse? With almost Nosleep I prepared for the worst. I took my rifle, loaded it and slowely pulled down the zipper of our tent.

My eyes had to adapt to the darkness for a couple of seconds, but then in the moonlight I could clearly see the silhoute of a woman. “Allisson?” I said and slowely lowered my rifle.
“What are you doing outside? Are you okay?”.
There she was, standing a couple of feet away from me like a Boogyman.
In the background I heard a Big Dog barking, probably an AlphaDog. Then I heard her saying, almost whispering “run… run….” But why?
“Allison are you okay? What's wrong with you?” and again I heard her saying…. “run… run…” This time much louder. I got scared and automatically raised my rifle.
Then, out of nothing and from a clear sky Thunder and Lightning struck and now I could see her face…. a complete Nightmare … She had turned into a Zombie.
Just before I wanted to shoot her, a familiar voice told me to lower my weapon. It was Brick…

“Brick… what the hell are you doing out here? What is going on?”
“Saving your asp buddy” Brick almost laughing. But his tone was getting more serious when he told me to step back and to lower my rifle.

“Normally we should blow a zombie into peaces with some Nitro, but I called my friend Lazy Marcky, he has worked with Biotech.”  “And..?” “Well, he is a real Mutant Destroyer, he was actually
D man  and Eraser of the Mad Cow desease. He has the Power to save Allisson's life!”.
“And how is he going to do that?” I asked Brick “With an Uranium bullet..one shot only” he said.
“Fatzi go back to your tent and call Rescue 911. Lazy Marcky is preparing to launch the perfect shot to save Allison's life, but we need an helicopter”

I stepped back and went into the tent to get my IPhone to call Rescue 911. While reaching for the Phone I noticed a sharp sting. Immediately my hand got swolen and burned as if he was on Fire.
I just had been bitten by a Black Widdow and jumped outside the tent. I grabbed a Rock went back into the tent and smashed that freeking animal like a Tiger.
I quickly took a Painkiller and rushed outside.

Moments later I heard a gunshot from Lazy Marcky’s Silencer and heard a big Zombiefart.
Allisson went down and Brick rushed to her aid. Allisson was heavily shaking but her face slowly turned into normal. Brick said: “You can now Switch-off the red dot Lazy”.
Lazy Marcky just showed that he was a Master in shooting Uranium bullets. Lazy joked: “I did not want to use a Stinger on your lovely neighbour…Fatzi”

I heard the helicopter approaching and after a couple of minutes we were air lifted to the nearest hospital in a Black Bird.
The docters took Allison to take care about her and one of them, certainly not a Rookie, promised me that everything would be fine. I don’t know why,  but I took him by his shoulders and said: “Just make sure you give me my Baby back”. “You will get her back, don’t worry” he said as he continued his way to the Emercengy Room.

In the waiting room I noticed a small vase in the Window with only one Black Rose in it. Strange…. Why only one?
An older man came into the waiting room and took a seat at the opposite of me. The big tatoo on his right arm was made to be seen.. a big White Dragon.
He shuffeld arround in his backpack and then he offered me a Cookie. “No thanks, I just took A Tasty Peanut” I said.
I asked him if his tatoo had a meaning. “Well, long time ago I was a Dragon Slayer before I became a Swiss guard”.  “A Swiss guard?” “Yes… I worked for the famous Red Baron.. He lived in a castle where Dragons were The Enemy.” I looked at his eyes and I could tell he was lying like Pinnokkio.

I watched the time go by and my body started to hurt as if I’d been involved in a car Crash that day.
Again the man with the tatoo offered me something else to eat. “Here you go, take a Nacho with Olive flavor”. This time I could not resist. He would think I’m a Noob if I would refuse for the second time. I looked at the Digital clock and noticed 2 hours went by when suddenly some stupid Monkie entered the waiting room. He had a smell on him…..terrible. It must have been my poisoned expression when he said: “Yes Sir, Fart a lot “ and started to play Pacman on his Ninentdo.

To kill the time I opened a magazine where I read an article about El Presidente, that Pyro dude from Mexico that smuggled 100 kg of narcotics over the Stretch into the US, all by Mule.
Major Mark alias Kapt Crunch from the US  border patrol arrested him.
My eyes were getting heavy. Only16Characterz more my eyes could read and placing them in the right order. I was too tired to read anly longer...

Just at that moment Athena a young nurse entered the waiting room to tell Allisson was fine and being dressed with some hospital cloths.
For me that was The Hammer; I didn’t expect I could bring her home so soon.
Athena gave me Allissons cloths. They were ready for the Scrapper.

 

A few moments later my dear neighbour was standing right in front of me. Healty as if nothing ever happened to her. “We went to War Angel” she said.
Allisson and the nurse smiled. “Come on babe, I’ll bring you home”. Together we walked to exit..

 

No I am married to Allisson for over 15 years and I want to give you one good advise:
If you feel the Sparks, Hunt them down and you will get your long desired Wild fire.

 

Fatzi-Sgt

 

 

Edited April 9, 2021 by Fatzi-Sgt

[RobMc]

You've come a long way since EPA

[Fatzi-Sgt]

Hi Rob.... Nice meeting you here

[WldPenguin]

That's some awesome creativity!

[Fatzi-Sgt]

Thanks Wild Penguin,

 

How could I overlook your name
You will be in my next story for sure!

 

[SweeperMan]

That's pretty#!#@ good.....!!!!

Edited April 9, 2021 by SweeperMan

[BUDMAN]

Nice work  

[WeednFeed]

That took some effort! Idiot material lol!

[Dot80]

That is awesome 

[KaptCrunch]

nice talent  Fatzi  Amazing 

[lTplkey336]

Excellent story Fatzi,  usually dont like to read stories but couldn't stop, had to see how it ended. Thank you!

 

[AthenA]

Wow ! That's indeed a lot of work and it's awesome Fatzi ! 

[Biotech]

really nicely done,  now for the next story make ME the hero 

 

[Essssieeee]

15 minutes ago, Biotech said:

really nicely done,  now for the next story make ME the hero 

 

And me

[Biotech]

offcourse essie but then again  the princess ( you  just to make it clear ) is ALWAYS the star of the show

[lTplkey336]

I'm the hero , if fatzi didnt get his car KEY he would never have been able to drive to Walmart and there would not have been a story to tell!   lol

[Biotech]

well who knows what story he had to tell if he took the bus ?? something to think about key

 

[SparksHunter]

Loved the story my friend! Especially the end lol.

[lTplkey336]

That probably would have been very interesting Bio.   lol

[Fatzi-Sgt]

I hope this story inspired some of you. 
It would be great if somebody continues the story...

By the way; you can make such a story also with pictures... who dares?

Don’t struggle to fit my name in... it won’t work.

But thank you for all the compliments...

I’m glad I was able to create a ‘whole’ story..

 

gr,

Fatzi

 

[rexbowan]

Very clever!

[BlackRose]

hahahahahhaha

[GHO5T]

GOOD JOB