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From last night

Twitch recording taken by Dukoo just a few minutes ago https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteTentativeNarwhalPanicBasket

These are from the same night we found out about Cobra's passing.....

Given the popularity of this song, and with the upcoming release of Call of Duty WWII, I thought I would post this

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A Dutch, French and Belgium guy were sailing on a ship when it started to sink. All three went swimming for their lives and they made it to an Island in the middle of nowhere. A tribe of cannibals came up to them to 'welcome' them. The head of the tribe says 'you can live here, but you gotta fulfill one assignment. You have to walk to the forest and return with 100 pieces of fruit.' All three of them go into the forest to collect the fruits. The French guy is the first to come back with 100 blueberries. The head of the tribe says: 'now, you gotta stick them in your butt without laughing. If you succeed, you may join the tribe. If you laugh, we will cut your head off and eat you'. The French guy does the job without laughing and joins the tribe. The Dutch guy then returns with 100 strawberries and gets the same assignment. He puts them in his butt one by one and everything goes great. All of a sudden, at strawberry #99 he bursts into laughter. His head is cut off and he is eaten by the tribe. When he gets into heaven, the Big Guy upstairs asks him why he started laughing, because he was nearly there and was doing a good job. The Dutch guy replied: 'I saw the guy from Belgium come back from the forest with 100 coconuts'.

Great video of the AWESOME Mustang. A bit long but cool if you love WW II fighter planes and the sound of a shit load of Packard - Merlins. If you get bored of the take off's start at 3:18. http://worldwarwings.com/20-p-51-mustangs-form-a-huge-51-great-footage/?a=mk&var=51+p-51s-ww2&utm_campaign=51+p-51s&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_term=embed-ww2-mk&utm_content=p-51

Thanks to all you idiots for your support as I lie here on my back for the 10th day without moving, the hardest part. Johnny friends say bike will be written off. One true funny part, as well as stitching things into my jugular etc etc they installed a morphine pump controlled by me, it let's you pump it in yourself when needed, but will not let you overdose. So they told me one or two presses and see what happens, now what would a real idiot do? So I pressed it 20 times and waited.nothing seemed to happen. Then I realised I was in heaven looking down on the ward with angels singing - now only 2 presses.

Here is a screenshot I got last night not the best pic but good to have people actually participate in this memorial R.I.P to Two Great people WE WILL MISS YOU DEARLY R.I.P Cobrabites and AH1

Taken today around 5:45 EST, with a moment of silence:

A soccer mom walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for 2 tattoos. She wanted a Christmas tree on her left thigh and a turkey on the right thigh. When they were done the artist asked why she wanted these tattoos. She replied, " My husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich, begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shake her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The ...women don't answer begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tongue all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman becomes shocked and it sends her into a violent spasm and the obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know? I'd heard of that their HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I ain't ever seen nobody do it. A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”... “I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me,” says the black man. “There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the woman says. “Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies. The woman bursts into laughter. The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it.” The woman replies, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow every day in Jamaica.”

Last night's screenshots:

@Predat0r & @Roxy! & @Unchileno

@KillerKitty

One of mine favourite bands of all times.

Happy birthday Mr. Rat.

Here's to an awesome birthday, Ratty!

Happy Birthday Smurfson Gesendet von meinem Nexus 5X mit Tapatalk

Happy Birthday Dutchy son of @Smurf|NL

you'll get nothing and like it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuNJq_wI1ns

Welp Buddy, Press that Thing as much as you need to. Just remember, you heal faster with less pain meds so it's your call. Look forward to have you back.

Hey Rob, sorry to hear this. I wish you a speedy recovery.

Server Ip is 63.251.20.195:28960

Will it still be going on tomorrow? Cuz I really wanna pay my respects and play

van harte gefeliciteerd hoop dat je een geweldige dag hebt gehad

Happy birthday

sorry to hear that.....they had a hit man after you?.....hope you get better soon!

Happy birthday! hope you have a good one

So sorry to hear Rob. Best to you. Get well, speedy recovery!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Hang in there and get better soon - don't worry about the beer you can't drink - we'll take care of that for you

Hope the prognosis is a good one..... Rebuilding a bike now and can't wait to get it going. Prayers to you......

Hope you're having an awesome birthday, Frozahn!

Hope you recover good and fast man. All the best to ya! When you're back up again, maybe we can put up an XI family fest in Malaysia and organise a 'search and destroy' party. You know what we'll be searching for!

Have a great day Happy Birthday Pink..

Hope you get good news about the leg. Hang in there. Hope for a healthy and speedy recovery. Sent from my SM-A520W using Tapatalk

Happy Birthday PINK

Happy Birthday Pink !

Happy birthday

Terrible Rob. Hoping the Leg responds to treatment. I know a couple of people who have shattered their legs and it's never easy. Both of them have recovered. Hope you recover as well. You can beat this!

Yeah that is awesome WILD. I think this picture of Lou holding the XI sign should be on the front page of the website. we can photo shop something over wilds face but that is awesome.....LOL

Like angelz said relax first. don't go run off to tech school just because it's something to do. Figure out what you want to do. I hope you and the wife have talked and hopefully she is supportive. Think of what you would enjoy doing. Batting cages might be a bear to set up and run. I know nothing about this but you're talking a lot of overhead to get started. I worked in maintenance for apartments when I left the steel mill. My wife supported me in doing so since it was a massive pay cut. I just couldn't do it anymore. Maintenance was fine basically some electrical and plumbing and painting. I noticed how many bad painters we went through. these guys come in as subcontractors for other painters and whip through an apartment in like 2 hours. 150 to 200 bucks an apartment depending on size. Really subbing as a painter is relatively cheap set up. cost for a paint sprayer, some tools respirator etc. then get your llc and some insurance. that's pretty much for anything you may want to start up. But it's got to be something you will WANT to do. Apartments, houses always need painting. I actually ended up doing bathtub repair. Really simple and almost no overhead. took a good year to get regular business but it's going well now. if all else fails come visit here in Charleston South Carolina area. man this place is booming!!! we have a Volvo manufacturing site opening up soon, Boeing , Mercedes, scout boats, paper plant steel mill aluminum plants. and yeah welding is a huge skill to have. I learned while in the steel mill. never needed math for it but I could weld. its not pretty but it worked. Sorry little longer winded than I wanted to be. bottom line life is short enjoy it and do something you want to. I love being my own boss. scared my wife to death but she likes it now. Peace siDARKde!!!!!!!

Lou friggin Ferrigno and Wildthing! Representing >XI< lol That's so fucking cool.Pinch me please. Wildthong You look like a little blue smurf next to that "Hulk of a man"