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A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can't stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, "I have a question I need to ask you but I don't want to offend you." The nun replies, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, "Well it's like this; I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me." The nun replies, "Ok well, let's see what we can do about that, shall we. There are two conditions though - firstly you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, yes! I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun then says, "Ok then, pull into the next alley." The cab driver does so and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry. The nun sees this and asks him, "My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?" The cab driver says, "You must forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you - I must confess that I'm married and I'm also Jewish." The nun laughs and says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Please Welcome Only16Characterz To Our Clan

Couldn't understand any of them

What do you call scared wood? PETRIFIED!!!

7 right, and I still cant understand @Ricko without a translator

Got nine right too, need to visit to the pubs for a refresher.

Don't understand SoB - you live there and it still made it up to #7 - how many zeros after the 7 did you leave off????

Yes London is in the UK Frenchi but we don't class that as being British anymore, nobody speaks English in London....you could live there lol

Any active military members or vets here? If you are sound off like you get a pair!!! I will start it off. I am in the U.S. Navy Seabees

Hi All, Just wanted to say hello, and thanks for the server. It's so active! Just when I thought COD4 was dying... Anyway, I'm a high school chemistry and physics teacher in Illinois. So naturally, one of my pasttimes is murdering people. Online only of course, for now. So I really appreciate such a target rich environment 24x7. Wish I was better though. Y'all are so skilled! It's been great playing with you guys so far. I love the freeze-tag format! So few things, other than my job of course, allow me to express my psychopathic tendencies and my kind, nurturing nature simultaneously. Great fun. Thanks Roxy, Penguin, AussieGirl, Angus, and all the other regulars for being so welcoming to this newbie. Angus, when I grow up and fully realize my cranky old man potential, and learn some more bad words, I want to be just like you. See you all in game. Fluff

You can pray all you want but that only makes you feel good. The only thing that is going to stop this kinda bullshit is keep people from certain country's out of the USA and you know that ain't going to happen.

I scored 14

I got 12 right.

Well of course. You see this Scottish guy taught me some awesome stuff. Like I would never want a Glasgow kiss.

15 for me, I should find a Scottish specific one lol that would be fun. @Icequeen Should be able to get number 15 no problem

Good ones - thanks

That's good from what I hear they muted you? HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW1

#TYFYS

9 here. You people are weird

knock knock who's there BOO BooHoo ah don't cry because its a bad joke

happy b-day Ripper..... U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

I got 14 out of 17, never ever heard of "To puff a dart" meaning to fart, where i live that would definitely be to "smoke a tab", "Fannying about" means stop messing around where i am from so none of those answers were right for me and "Getting off" kissing?....nah it would be "having a snog" but then again if you don't really know our slang terms the pictures give you too much of a clue anyway.

See, we have a purpose in this clan

4 years us navy -aircraft mechanic on carriers my whole tour sea duty >john f kennedy , uss carl vinson, uss ,chester w nimitz

I did 22 years in the US Army. I was an Army Air Traffic Controller, 1970-1993, did Korea, Germany, Ft Bliss, TX and finally Ft. Rucker, AL. that is where I ended up retiring.

8 yrs Air Force, got out in 91

USAF - 3c051

USAF - 1C4X1 (TACP). Best job in the military? Senior Airman JTAC!

Air Force 1C571D

nmcb12 vet

what monster is the best dancer?? The Boogieman

create windows 10 install media and use a 4 gig or bigger usb drive https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

Boy that went right over you guys heads. Me & Spinpuppy Have Something in Common It's his big mouth. LOL

Must have just had a really wet fart

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are you getting goosed by the grandma next to you in line nacho?

O Fkuffy lol, Its new Blood like you that keeps old blood like me around.. Thank you for the compliments , I think lol .I really am a happy go lucky fellow.. lol You will be a great addition to the clan some day soon..

I would recommend Logitech , I have 5.1 surround sound system about 10 years and still works perfect with no problems and they normally come with 3/5 year warranty

What do you play on with a desk top PC? Just go to any store and buy a pair of stereo speakers then.Most of us here have a 5.1 system,I believe.My speakers are small but I have a sub woofer also and that goes on the floor.You must have some room with a desk top pc?

Altec Lansing 5.1 is what I have:

i have 3 on top of my desk 2on each side of the monitor and the sub on the floor desk is 44" long and 24" wide.

i have the older ones .and they will rock the house .no sound card just straight up pc.. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Logitech-Z506-5-1-Channel-Surround-Sound-Speaker-System/15105369 for the price they are great and don't take a lot of room .sub will put out a bic lighter with the bass..

Nice selfie you @TBB bitch

Kudos Pain, we secretly celebrate your research and cultural contribution to the forums...but I would check my sources. Rumor has it that Bart is either a woman or a non-gender specific humanoid haha