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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order.. "That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."

That's what I like about the castle doctrine in my state; if someone breaks into your house, you can legally assume that they have bad intentions & proceed sending lead downrange. (1)  A person is presumed to have held a reasonable fear of imminent peril of death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another when using defensive force that is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm to another if: (a) The person against whom the defensive force was used was in the process of unlawfully and forcibly entering or had unlawfully and forcibly entered a dwelling, residence, or occupied vehicle, or if that person had removed or was attempting to remove another against that person's will from the dwelling, residence, or occupied vehicle;  and (b) The person who uses defensive force knew or had reason to believe that an unlawful and forcible entry or unlawful and forcible act was occurring or had occurred. https://codes.findlaw.com/ky/title-l-kentucky-penal-code/ky-rev-st-sect-503-055.html

Badass shirts! I love being in Florida and wearing my second amendment shirts.

under the pillow

Dancing boobies

If I were you I would stick to cooking!

Yes, I agree. There should be a mandatory safety course requiring people to pass a written & practical exam to demonstrate reasonable proficiency, criminal background check & psychological well being exam. that being said, 300 people die every day in the U.S. because doctors and nurses don't wash their hands between patients & don't maintain proper i.v. cleanliness; 300 a day....90,000 a year. It baffles me that nobody is concerned about that statistic.

I live in the 'country'. I regularly step into the adjacent field and enjoy target practice. In 30+ years of living here, I've never had a problem with tresspassers. One new neighbor felt it necessary to call the state police to report sounds of gunfire. Lol.

Welcome and enjoy...

welcome to our forums

OMG another of your conspiracy theories, you are certainly coming back with a bang, we've missed you, are the contrails not a problem anymore?

Welcome man, glad to have ya!

The BBC is politically correct beyond a joke, I don't even watch them now, but for false news the prize must go to googlenews, pure rubbish 90% of it, still amuses the kids I suppose.

Who said anything about innocent lives..

Wasnt there a article back in 2008 about a stabbing in the UK every 4 minutes? And apparently that has gone up https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42749089 I dont want to talk about it too much but bad people will do bad things. Guns are fun to have and you can have an awesome day at the range with friends. Now back to awesome shirts This is one of my favorite shirts I have

There is in Fl....

Yeah, I managed to download a version manually.

Nice!!!! Where is the XI at?

Welcome man it was about time you joined the website! ?

welcome adventurer

8:10: Im busy right now. But you can make a snow woman at your home, in whichever manner that you think appropriate, and maybe my snowman will drop by for some ice coffee later. Unless your snow woman is in an existing relationship with another snowman... or woman... in which case mine will thank yours for the offer but decline. He's not interested in sticking his carrot nose where it doesnt belong.

I had that problem before with that map...went online and downloaded from there...no more issues!Inferno

Thought I would drop a line or two, haven't been on much lately, my computer cord decided to shit it's self, but it is all good again now. Fucking computer will be the death of me..LOL..So will c ya all in game...???

My new book coming: Weird Scenes Inside Laurel Canyon; Covert Ops & the Heart of the Hippie Dream This explains a lot about American Rock Culture. Makes perfect sense. Best Comment on the book. Sums it up perfectly. Laurel Canyon in the 1960s and early 1970s was a magical place where a dizzying array of musical artists congregated to create much of the music that provided the soundtrack to those turbulent times. Members of bands like the Byrds, Buffalo Springfield, the Monkees, the Beach Boys, the Mamas and the Papas, the Turtles, the Eagles, the Flying Burrito Brothers, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Steppenwolf, Captain Beefheart, CSN, Three Dog Night, Alice Cooper, the Doors, and Love with Arthur Lee, along with such singer/songwriters as Joni Mitchell, Judy Collins, James Taylor, Carole King, Jackson Browne, Judi Sill and David Blue, lived together and jammed together in the bucolic community nestled in the Hollywood Hills. But there was a dark side to that scene as well. Many didn't make it out alive, and many of those deaths remain shrouded in mystery to this day. Far more integrated into the scene than most would care to admit was a guy by the name of Charles Manson, along with his murderous entourage. Also floating about the periphery were various political operatives, up-and-coming politicians, and intelligence personnel - the same sort of people who just happened to give birth to many of the rock stars populating the canyon. And all of the canyon's colorful characters - rock stars, hippies, murderers, and politicos - happily coexisted alongside a covert military installation. Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon is the very strange, but nevertheless true story of the dark underbelly of a hippie utopia.

You can see where they are going with this. Oh well.

From what I understand BBC just exists to melt people's brains and basically owns the whole of the UK's media. I'm not sure because I try to stay away from them too but whenever I want to know something about whats going on across the Atlantic they are the only thing that comes up for me.

From want I understand it is too easy to get a truck and start running people over.

Isn't the BBC fake news like CNN?

Yes we have an epidemic in London which in some ways highlights the lunacies of politics, we used to stop and search, but because they said it targeted certain persons they wanted, and got it, stopped. Surprise surprise those sams MP's have now reinstated it.

Spam??, I'm not clicking on this suspicious link?

Word.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46135459 P.s. Too easy to get a gun .Too easy to take an innocent life..

That's why we have the 10th Amendment in the Bill of Rights to our Constitution. ? Federal Government has no jurisdiction in the matter. Unless they want to try and change the Constitution, which won't be happening. Each State is it's own sovereign jurisdictional entity & can create any laws it so chooses to be applicable within it's boundaries, as long as they don't contravene the Constitution. The only powers the federal government has are those explicitly laid forth in the Constitution, everything else is each state's business.

Very nice set up. Looks like you are more than ready to go.

Looks very tasty. I made pizza last night. I have to remember to start posting pics of my cooking. PS FU TIMMAH!

Thanks man, I gotter worked out!

Welcome to the forums Helio and glad you are enjoying the servers. Look at are front page and you will see we host different servers.

This would even be funnier if it wasn't true

At least they said 'yes its not working' instead of the runaround.

Welcome Helio, Insurgency is a great game. Enjoy the forums as well. We have clean restrooms, clean servers (accept for the bathing habits of some visitors) and a squeaky clean forum. So no cussing at all. Words like fuck, shit, dick, ass even crap will get your in trouble . BTW if you get a speeding ticket, I know a @Judge so make sure your get it on one of the XI servers or in the forums. One last thing as for the restrooms, I aim to please, your aim would be much appreciated. I'm just the janitor not a member btw.

All we can do is laugh at it now. Our course has been set. Let's make the best of it.

Welcome to the forums

Welcome to the forums!

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Hey, im sorry to inform you this but your ban will stay in place. We just dont like cheaters on our servers, sorry. Appeal denied. (Lol saying this feels cool ?)

no this is a real game not cod4

Do yourself a favor email yourself a copy of your keycodes for them next time because there are ISO,s for them out there on the webby...I have a copy of COD2+4 that are shareable ISO,s