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Its always a pleasure to review the responses to a suggestion. The humor is outstanding!! Guess I'll just learn to run away, cause I ain't letting NOBODY park in my garage!!!

hi im sstriker aka ian im applying to become an xi member i come from hertfordshire, england i work at a specialist care home for elderly, spend most of my time on xi servers when im not working, also love playing darts and drinking. pets = fish tank, quite boring pets really

I have to use both hands, Funky.

lol @WldPenguin

Actually I'm a painting contractor but that other job sounded more entertaining for this audience ?

lol https://www.facebook.com/KimberlyMemePetty/videos/2262739303981663/

Queenie darling, wrong thing to say with this lot?, lol

A man named Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.

Eye-hand coordination is one of the first things to go...sorry bro.

That joke is funny 22/7X today.

Have you tried jerking off with your other hand? Way less than 30 minutes and it’s like playing a totally different game.

Well just wanted to stop in and leave a post saying hello. Ive been playing Ring of Elysium for a while now. I have been in XI team speak for a few months now and really enjoy the fellowship when they are sober {Texas}.. I'm a former clans men of Phoenix911 when I was the 2nd in charge in the DDC about 15 years ago. I was a member of that clan for 10 years until it disbanded and I had to take a extended break to lose a marriage, but I'm back and enjoy things again. I look forward to play against many of you in other games in the future. So once again this Is just a big HELLO from the Mountain_Mann here in Tennessee..

Welcome Kiley! It seems some guys complains being killed, heart broken I suppose. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Hey, all! This year's XI Fest will be held in Charlotte, NC. Did you know that Charlotte is one of the top 10 best craft beer towns in America? Or that it's the #1 most up and coming city in America? Charlotte is one of the 10 U.S.. cities where everyone wants to live right now, and it's one of the 20 best places in the U.S. for the weather. About 212 days of the year are sunny, with average fall temps in the low 70s for the high and low 50s for the low. Things to do include NASCAR Hall of Fame, Carowinds Amusement Park, U.S. National Whitewater Center, indoor karting, shooting ranges, home of Charlotte Motor Speedway, Ray's Splash Planet, Brewery & Distillery tours, tons of great restaurants and eateries, Charlotte Premium Outlets for the shopper in you, and much, much more. If you want to stay in the loop and get all of the details about XI Fest Charlotte taking place September 12-15, then join the club now with the following link: Information about hotels, activities & events, where everyone will be staying, etc. will be discussed in the club. So even if you're remotely considering attending at this point, join now & find out more! I'm sure several of XI's past fest attendees will tell you that no matter where we go or what we do, we have a great time with great people!

Btw, in France, u have also this kind of charlotte ? Or this kind (the cap, not the girl)

Yes, with such a lovely French name! ? @WldPenguin

I really wish i could unsee this....??

we generally like boobs.cleavage is king.

Welcome to the Jungle.

lol

No @Unchileno you can not borrow my hip waders.

hello greywolf,,,can we just call yuo earl????heheheh

Bog, I sent you an invite to the Charlotte Club, where all the details will be throughout the upcoming months.

I am planning on attending. I am going to look into driving down from MA.

How do you know how powerful my PC Is?! @Timmah! I like the game but it seems like the way to succeed at it is to play it all the fucking time. With work, family, etc. I can't dedicate enough time in long enough blocks to really enjoy it, unfortunately. I need something more like a fast FPS that I can go enjoy for 30 minutes or so, get my rocks off, and then go on my way.

I heard on Reddit that @Icequeen was offering free parking. Is this true and does anyone have a google map link to the directions?

I could be hiding in a corner, behind a couch with full armor on, and those predators and cars find me everytime. I've come to the conclusion that I have a garage up my arse, and it says "Free Parking!"

Honestly, I prefer CQC to midsize maps. Mainly because I cannot snipe for shit. Then half the time the hit doesn't register unless im somewhat close to the target. Tubes and cars can get to be a bit much on the tiny maps. But there's also a perk that reduces the damage and you'll live a decent percentage of the time. In my opinion as for marty.. well. you can hear the nade drop.. turn your headphones up and run away.

maybe this camouflage would help @Scarlett

Seriously????? I am definitely the one that blows up the most with RC Cars, gets tubed, air strike struck, killed with anything and everything, etc.... Sometimes I feel like I have a bullseye on my back but I just laugh about it. If you take all these out of game, it wouldn't be any fun anymore. Remember, revenge is a beech!! On a side note, whoever reads this, don't shoot me anymore!!!

OMG so true, I feel as tho I am running about with a flippin gas can that they cannot get enough of

For a lot of players no tubes and no cars equals no score cos they can't shoot for shit, feel sorry for them, I just leave. Unfortunately even waw custom maps is going noobtube mad, sad

Don't forget the FUCKING RC CARS! OMG Them damn things are relentless in there pursuit to run me down and blow me up. I die more by them damn things than I do by getting shot.

Ok Graywolf, just so we're clear, you're the taller one in the pic, right?

ps You spell tyre wrong, lol

You live up in the hustle and bustle Sarge. Come on down sometime and we'll go vineyard/brewery hopping!

I'd be interested. I live 3.5 hrs from Charlotte.

Apparently, you haven't experienced an XI Fest before ??

Bought my lottery tickets this morning.