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New rotation maps are: map mp_1078carentan map mp_agx_eindhoven map mp_algiers map mp_ax_brecourt map mp_ax_trainwreck map mp_broadcast map mp_downtown map mp_dropzone map mp_erdingtonoff map mp_owatatsumi map mp_hangar map mp_jsvacant map mp_lolv2 map mp_nighthound map mp_feba map mp_powcamp_n map mp_republic_1 map mp_rhinevalleygits map mp_tge map mp_townville map mp_waw_chateau Languirand Family Lights

my new kill record Muahahahaha!!!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Dot80 (65)

Welcome @kenmen, looking forward to meeting you ingame!

Hello Chimichanga, we have discussed your appeal with the Head Adm team and we have decided to leave the ban. You was warned, you was kicked on the server and finally banned with videos proving access to glitches. For that reason the ban stay in place.

No he's not ?

Been asked to do an intro Old sens has only been with you since 2014 (Feb) I thought all you guys would by now know the most skilful deadly good looking player on the servers Most of you die by his hands Well this is the intro He is billy no mates apart from ( Wildthing) maybe be a few others. Lives on own no lie he lives with his Fav Girl Kuma means Bear in Japanese amazing Akita, gentle loving calm has had many more pics taken of her then ?? Wait for it OLD SENS. (No idea why) Old sens now 99 so when playing all bare that in mind he can't run as fast as you lot and eyes are bad , so maybe you could be nice and shoot to miss . Sens has been asked about Senzei name, well just in case no one has worked it out he is actually a Sensei in his arts. Loves Martial Arts and has been teaching since he was 18 (thousands of years ago). Loves his dogs or dog as he only has 1 left. The virus as with thousands/millions of others has ruined his business and just hopes 2021 changes and all can look forward to getting our businesses and lives back. Also was a keen motorcyclist Goldwings BMW Yamahas etc, but can't get Kuma on rear seat and as she is with me 24 7 a car was needed Loves F.T great servers Love the banter I have with several of the clan, as you know you kill old sens you are a TART. If anyone wants more info about old sens/kuma please ask. PIC BELOW IS me WITH Steve Collins (boxer for those who do not know and the one and only Kuma. Anyway I think that is enough about your loving old Sens Happy Xmas all

Well done young man!!

Thanks Skuz!

Happy Birthday, and may there be many, many more

Thanks Skuz. Cheers

Welcome

Hunt the fox. I designed this type of game myself. I did this while I had my own clan. We call 1 player the FOX and 10-15 players the HUNTERS. Here's how to play... Set up server: Server set to password. Teamdeathmatch Pure hardcore (below30 damage) It's 1 to 10-15 players Team balance OFF Spawn again 0 sec. Playtime 4 to 8 minutes If you can, set up the server with one side of everything, so all weapons and more (the FOX) The other side only shotgun and knife (the HUNTERS) If not, all players MUST respect the rules or the fun is over. Each round 4 to 8 minutes, depending on the number of players. All players take their sides and a admin restarts the game The game starts and the hunters have to kill the fox as many times as possible and the fox kills the hunters as much as he can. The FOX may use weapons, planes, betty's and choose anything to kill the HUNTERS. The HUNTERS are only allowed to use shotgun and knife to kill the FOX, if not the a admin can warn or kick that player. You play several rounds with another fox. Also you can setup a competition for several weeks with a score list on the forum. The fox with the highest score has won the game. You can play this game on a cod4 server as we did with standard or own maps. Or on other servers depends the settings. I share this idea because I'm not so much a gamer any more as in earlier days

Facts

Happy Birthday young lady!!

Happy birthday Dot !!! see you on freeze soon

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday and have a great day

If even @wildthing could get 30 kills, you should be ashamed that you're not having 400+ kills.. Nah, nice score!

Hey now?, as the chief Snowflake and self appointed moral guardian of the idiots, this opens a can of worms. Encouraging foxhunting is the slippery slope to worse things, ffs we'll be killing people in play next?? As a snowflake I consider any form of hunting barbaric, could we not have something like 'find the corn cob?', fuck no, I've just remembered recent research suggests plants have feelings, so that's out. How about replacing the noble fox with a trout?, I realise we could only play in the rain, but right now it's pissing down here, you could float a whale? The term 'hunters' I'm afraid is now considered politically incorrect, seekers may be a more acceptable option. I do hope there is no violence in this game, us idiots are gentle souls and completely unaffected by Tourettes. Sounds fucking ace

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what can i say "rabbit"

As many as he wanted!!!!!

Weed, so sorry to hear, prayers that he gets better soon

...pan that I bought was substantially larger than the previous; so much so that the poor lasgna made according to original proportions looked disquietingly piteous. (It nonetheless tasted great) Can't have that. Had to double up... plus some extra for the next rip. So: 2 lbs. sausage, ~2.5 lbs. hamburger, 2 cups short of a gallon of proprietary sauce, 2 lbs. of cream cheese instead of that nasty ricotta, seasoned to my sensibilities. Some cloves of garlic, basil, oregano, Italian seasoning, etc. Total weight was 13 lbs. & some ounces. Think I've found a new top-5 iteration. So damn good. Don't be hatin'. ***Edit*** Oh yeah, there was also a layer of swiss slices, too...and some Monterey Jack... also ~8 ounces of freshly-grated Parmesan. It demands your attention to enjoy it.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?” One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”. The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”. One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!" So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again." A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town’s cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: “You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I’ll let you live. If you don’t, I’ll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive.” But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: “Tell him that if he doesn’t tell me where the loot is, I’ll shoot him here and now.” Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. “What did he say?” asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: “He said, ‘You don’t have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.’” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him. The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!” The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

Nicely done!!

nice!

I cut it into 1lb. blocks & freeze it. Lasagna freezes well & keeps in the freezer for about 3 months; it doesn't last that long. I gave about 5 portions to friends. If you lived closer, I'd give you some.

Lunk can you invite me to the regiment?

I'm sure that Angelz will make a new one as nice as the 2020 one ! Although in the meantime @Merlin007, you can use one of these (one even comes in Holidays colors !) :

Nice. How about a new year one cause i can't wait for 2020 to end.

Thanks again folks. He's slowly coming around. They are still trying to get the fluid out of his lungs. He's been Face Timing us, it's good to be able to talk to him. They have to get rid of that fluid so they can move forward with the dialysis. He was told he will be in for a week just to learn the process. He has been told he must learn to use manual dialysis in case of a power failure but he will normally be on the machine every night while he sleeps. Man that's something to go through when your 88. He told them he wants to stay around because he has all these great grandchildren he has to love up! Wayne Here he is from left, my youngest brother, oldest brother, dad and myself. IMG_4885.MOV

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

Congrats @FunkyJosh>XI< I think he needs a PigLo

Last time we tried it only me Beers and Ricko played? most didn't like the maps but ctf is great with lots of players.