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She orders a drink and notices a frog in a cage behind the bar. She asks the bartender about it and the bartender says this frog performs oral sex on women. The woman has a few more drinks and her curiosity gets the best of her so she asks the bartender to have the frog go down on her. She gets up on the bar in the appropriate position and the bartender puts the frog there and tells it to do its thing. The frog just sits there. The bartender moves the frog to the side and says, "I'm only going to show you one more time!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. Everybody looks perplexed at her, jaws being dropped and all that. The bartender gives her the shot, and looks at her as if he was inspecting. The woman asks for another shot, so the bartender gives her another one, but keeps looking at her. After a while, the woman gets annoyed and asks him: "Excuse me, but what's your problem? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman in your life?" "I have"- says the bartender -"I'm just trying to figure out how you're gonna pay for those shots. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."

Haha I am not in this alone as @PainKiller has always helped get these kind of things off the ground...So we are both arse holes not a whole ass like you lmao...Take care Joe we been missing you brother

I bet this is what Piglo sees during a nightmare after watching horror movies

Stop whacking off so much.

Took this at Moontown Airport (3M5) just East of Huntsville, Alabama.

63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Fallen Member Memorial

yes most Data drive manu use CLONE software for new drives under tools /download of brand you buy in thier support section

I have been away dealing with generic life issues for a while, but my heart has never left. My respect to the idiots who passed away, sad to hear that so many great guys are no longer around, but their spirit and found memories are already part of the XI genes. Good job Loader, too bad you are such an asshole, lol. JK.

Usually Loader just tells me what he wants done and I do it for him lol we're working on it over time but we'll have something sorted for the event, no worries

This is a completely "new" mod 2.9 and there will be plenty of custom tweaking in time...A lot of features are currently turned off and or are in a default state...Tons of script data and configs to rewrite and input is always needed

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Hoth (51) Mastiffking (46)

Working on it. Options are limited so working on getting something to work.

need full load of ammo when entering the game reduce gravity a touch so you can jump on boxes and stuff

Thanks Skuz!!!!

That is awesome !

Made this with respect for the fallen

As I recall go to the web site of the hard drive manufacturer of the HD you are transferring to. They should have a program to do exactly what you looking to do.

oinks 4 points

please if you could turn up the range , or the distance the single action rifles are able to make a kill , and the kill damage currently they are way to weak , same with the shot guns please they are are very weak it takes sometimes 5 shots to make any kind of kill .....thanks Boys for all your work , greatly appreciated ....

Blackjack here is so fucking rigged

Blowing it up to get back some chips

Blackjack here is so fucking rigged

Oinks for points!

too many pushes

Hi Roxy & PNG! and all others who've given me grief about uploading my pic. I finally found the thread. So here is a quick pic of me and youngest daughter (my 'oops' baby girl - she is 5 and my other kids are much older).