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APRIL 2021 TDM SERVER UPDATES NEW ROTATION CONFIGURATION CHANGES Hello everyone! April is coming, so is a new rotation! Every three months I change the rotation so we don't get overly bored with the current one and it mixes it up a bit. This one is a special one because this weekend (27th and 28th) the server is running CTF over the entirety of the weekend. The server settings (for CTF are): 20 minute maps Flag capture limit of 10 3 second respawn timer Some other settings have been made too, Loader and I are testing something out. Some custom maps have a weather system built into them such as rain or snow and we have enabled a setting on the server to make use of that. So beware, you will get wet. Another setting that has been made is that auto-select is now re-enabled. This is to prevent team stacking and chosing to be on the same team as your mates. it may cause auto-balance issues but it's something we'll have to live with. The new rotation will be as follows: gametype ctf map mp_toujane map mp_Sweat_Blood map mp_rschew map mp_ol_castle map mp_peaks map mp_marketsquare_b1 map mp_kautenbach map mp_railyard map mp_its map mp_burgundy_snow_v2 map mp_emt_n map mp_dock_assault map mp_bridge2 map mp_canal3 map mp_rhine map mp_chateau_manor map mp_ammaedara map mp_asylum2 map mp_47th_caged_oasis map liberl1.1 map mp_carentan_night map mp_dawnville_night_rain_v2 map mp_curra_tuscany2 map mp_breach map mp_brecourt You'll also be relieved to know that this rotation is compatible with TDM so it will simply be a gamemode switch in the rotation and it's good to go. There are currently no sniper maps in this rotation due to the CTF but I will adjust the rotation after this. There are still sniper maps on the server, don't worry. So, a TL;DR New rotation CTF 27/28th Weather system implimented Auto-balance re-enabled New sniper maps next weekend

Excellent post ! Thanks for getting this worked out @PainKiller it makes it so much easier for these changes Once again input is welcomed and needed as always

Once on the roof, you cannot be killed by airstrikes and such when laying prone up there. It's a known glitch by the admins, and they let people know about it when necessary. There are many maps with areas that are off-limits. We don't see it as a reason to remove the map from the rotation. If we did that with every map that has an issue, we wouldn't have many maps left to choose from ?

If you're into ships here's a interesting topic on Liberty Ships https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/WhctKJWQkpRGbgSVnrMxgDtkVSPFvXXQgknXQwvlbxjptlvhGcQnpSwvbwBqZTsjvkXDNTQ

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, ‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’ So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they try their best to avoid them, The first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’ The next day, The second woman steps accidentally on a duck And along comes St. Peter, Who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together With the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, Not wanting to be chained For all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months Without stepping on any ducks, But one day St. Peter comes up to her With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being Chained to you for all of eternity?’ The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.’

just don't go up there

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Hello all, my name is Ludo aka Biotech. i'm from belgium and i am a biotechnical engineer ( hence Biotech ? ) my hobby's are electronics, baking and growing herbs and tomatoes. I have been playing on your freezetag server for a couple of years now. So i guess it was long overdue for me to introduce myself. greetz, Bio

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Welcome to the family!

Welcome to XI

Roody! Welcome! Now you can tell your son you are an extreme idiot!

What's your stance on mandatory vaccination? Vaccine passports? When governments say that the vaccine is "safe", do you believe that that means there is zero risk some people will have long term negative consequences from said vaccine?

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That is great!

So my son and I were at the hardware store earlier. We were getting a bike tire repair kit, and he noticed a bike compass. Commenting on it, he said “It’s working properly.” I said, “that’s because it’s not a Tate’s compass.” He looked at me funny, so I decided to give him a little history lesson. “Emmanuel Tate was an immigrant from Europe in the late 1800s. After landing at Ellis Island, he traveled all around the Americas (mostly because he could never get his bearings) with a compass he had created himself. After an arduous trek from Mexico to Canada (while looking for Detroit), Tate finally settled down in Kansas, where he founded the Tate Compass Company. Using his self-taught skills, Tate cranked out a series of compasses, none of which ever worked, often sending their users in vastly different directions than they had hoped for. Regardless of this massive inconvenience, the compasses had an almost cult following for a while, until WWI, when Prince Ferdinand’s driver was using a Tate’s to drive the monarch through town. All but forgotten now, the Tate legacy still lives on, as everybody knows that, ‘He Who Has A Tate’s Is Lost’.”

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I think this is like the one he is using; https://www.amazon.com/upHere-Graphics-Anodized-Aerospace-Aluminum/dp/B079HSVSLR/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=graphics+card+brace&qid=1616683435&sr=8-6 This is the one I use; https://www.amazon.com/upHere-Graphics-Anodized-Aerospace-Adjustable/dp/B08DY5RT57/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=graphics+card+brace&qid=1616683435&sr=8-9

Congrats on those shiny, new tags, Roody! ?

The second roof, the one behind the roof with the A/C units, is not allowed.

Welcome to the clan

Welcome to >XI<Roody.

Wilkommen in XI!!!!!

I'm very proud! Thanks to all supporters!

GPU back plate should keep it sagless any pic of the brace

Either Blewinski or his keyboard had a brain fart....I know that was not his intention lmao

Happy Birthday to all of you, I hope you have a great one ! ? @Belted, be good !

Must be a heavy card...

Well I have never seen that before

@Bosun You should know better by now... lol

Neither have covid in it unlike the flu shots which have the dead virus in it. mRNA supposedly activates your immune system to fight covid, then turns you into a zombie. The other one has a covid protein in it, but not actually the virus... and then well.. turns you into a zombie. In any case, you can apply to be a zombie on the cod4 zombie server.

Some Silver Surfers know, sometimes they have trouble with computers. Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’ He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’ I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’ Georgie grinned... ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before? ‘No,’ I replied. ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’ So I wrote down: ID10T I used to like Georgie, the little shit head.

After ten years a wife started to think their child looks kinda strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not theirs, she told her husband what she found out, the husband replied, You don’t remember do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped and you told me to go and change him, so I went inside and got a clean one and left the dirty one there! The wife fainted!!!

Ok so this mortician had a habit of cutting the corpses penis off, he did this for many years, he kept them in a jar on the shelf. Anyway, he decided he had enough penis in a couple large jars and he took them to a taxidermist to see what he could make from them. This process took years, but one day the mortician got a call from the taxidermist, he told him to come down and see what he thought. Mortician walks into taxidermist’s office and he hands the mortician a plain simple wallet. Mortician asks, “What’s this, that’s all you got from all those dicks?!?” Taxidermist said “Relax, would ya, when you rub it, it becomes luggage”.

Well Smellynutz, The reason for the ban is a for possibly having/using a wall-hack. I have recorded video of you. At the beginning of the last round you played you apparently could see someone around a corner of a building and so you threw a grenade at them. Then, you ran into a building, up the steps and shot someone through a wall like you knew they were there. Also, you made me wonder why you would stand in the corner of a building (facing the corner) and empty several magazines of your pistol and rifle and continue to reload them. And while I'm at it, >XI< doesn't condone the use of a scroll wheel as a fire button. (I can only assume this is what you were testing as the pistol doesn't fire that fast with some help). The Head and Senior Admin teams are looking at and analyzing the video. So, not to keep you waiting, but we take cheating and the appearance of cheating very serious at >XI<. And before you say that you would NEVER cheat, we hear that on every appeal, so sit tight and the Admin team will be back with you shortly.

Oh no. Has Piglo fallen on hard times

This is how it all started

Piss off sales person True Sign of The Times

Vaseline A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?” She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.” “If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” “We use it when we make love,” she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?” The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”

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A Vicar was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.” He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled to her two dogs “Here Soap! ... Here Water!”

And they then complain when they cant run around like Jesse Owens and bunny hop. ?

The earliest known picture of Painkiller at the start of his Nug addiction