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A policeman sees a little old lady walking down a city street, dragging two plastic garbage bags. While he is watching her, he observes that there is a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. As she goes to pass him, the policeman stops her. “Excuse me ma’am, but did you know there are £20 notes falling out of that bag?” “Dear me!” says the little old lady. “I had better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning officer.” “Well now, not so fast. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?” “Oh, no,” says the little old lady. “You see me back garden backs up to the stadium parking area. After each football game, a lot of fans pee in me hedges, right into me flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and say, ‘£20 or off it comes!'” “Fair play!” laughs the officer. “Well good luck. By the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Oh that,” the little old lady replies, “not all of them pay.”

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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. 2cuteSue (53)

This guy's streams are real good and his tiktoks are fantastic. Since I know most of you fellow old folks don't do the tiktok here is a link to his shorts: PaintUFast - YouTube

when use Diarovet will automaticly dump the bowels

crossbow ? for the speed of sound for not to scare

Killed a really nice “speed goat” yesterday. Second one in a ten year period. He was a brawler, broken horn tip and both his ears had rips in them!

cheers m8

this one for you @RobMc Humans organs are arguing to who is the chief or master organ. The brain start : im the one who decide what to do , im sending the signals to make to body work. i will be chief. The heart replied : im the on who pumps blood all over the body to make it work. im the chief. The lungs said : im the one who take air to clean the blood so im the chief. then a small voice said i want to be the chief , the rectum said it. All others organs laughed loudly at him , you dont have the assets to b e a chief you only expels shit out. in big tears the rectum shuts himself and contracted tight of sadness. after a few days brains felted bad so it has difficulty to think , heart was feeling bad starting to struggle , lungs where preesed up by the inflating gut could barely breathe... suddenly they all replied OK OK OK rectum you re the chief you win. Moral of this story you dont have to be a brain to be a chief.......

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Well there’s a reason behind that will be revealed soon enough

common Rob just bacon & maple syrup code name enema operation, open the canadain enigma book to follow along, remind u that AI is recording reason for buzz words

Ah the 'ring' of Canadians, a fitting insight into our quest for the truth, how are the 'rings' of Canadians different?? Next time I'm at the toilets in the park I must consult with my more learned colleagues, inclined that way, into the subtle nuances of differing nationalities rings. Do they smear them in maple syrup, as they do to so many different things, or is this stretching the truth?? (how many will get this?)

Dear Robbie the hat was tossed at the ring of Canadians sorry i not with M.I.6 or the establishment, non paid court jester at your service Sir Rob every watch total recall with them living on mars

How are you all relating rectums to eyes??? is there something old Rob is missing (other than hair), I feel an asshole not knowing. Is eyestrain linked to constipation?? I feel we should consult with Rugger, for by now he is surely an authority on assholes. Are brown eyes a result of this link?, is Kapt's 'Iris' an asshole spy?, am I drunk (yes), I look forward to your comments, let's get to the bottom of this mystery. Your faithful servant Rob

if your thinking of Buying BF6 G2A are selling it for £35 for base edition....https://www.g2a.com/battlefield-6-p10000511876?___currency=GBP&___locale=en&___store=great_britain

man boobs count as well ?

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday

Did you had the corneatis-rectalis disease????? Its an affliction when the cornea nerve and rectal nerve got twisted together . Then you see shit every where. (free translation from a french joke)

Happy birthday!!

This is a needed follow up repair from 8/27 and hopefully the last Upcoming maintenance early 8/31 will cause short connectivity blip! Between 12:30am and 2am EDT on Sunday, August 31, we plan to replace a PDU (fancy power strip) that is no longer responding properly at your service location and rebooted all its connected equipment spontaneously on 8/27. This is a PDU that we replaced once before, and this replacement also failed in a different way -- an extremely unusual scenario This is a headsup that you can expect to interupt service and game play Thank you for your attention to this matter