HarryWeezer Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 7 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 T'was the night before Christmas, and all through XI; "Not an Idiot is stirring," he said with a sigh. He wanted to game it, but none were online; He next tried Ventrilo, no Idiots to find. His wife having left him, from years of abuse; His drinking and whoring had left no excuse. So that even his doggie, once there at his feet; Had pissed on his slippers and shit on his sheet. And as Idiots both here and in countries abroad; Celebrated with family the birth of the Lord. There sat poor Rugger, just more of the same; No friends to share drink with, nor even to game. When out in the back yard there arose such a clatter; He wiped off the tears to see what was the matter. He ran to the window without lifting the sash; It took eighteen stiches, to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow; Gave pause to consider what tits were below. When what to his red, bloodshot eyes should appear; But a rusty old Ford with a bad steering gear. With a little old driver, his hand on his stick; Rug knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He was dressed in red undies with a bag at his side; And jerked on his wanker while trying to ride. He smashed into a tree and bounced off of a wall; and knocked Rug's front porch to the back of the hall. He climbed out of the wreckage still holding his dick; And said to poor Rug "Where's the party, you prick?" "Not here, that's for sure," Rugs explained to the drunk; "They've all gone and left me, yes, even that cunt. "If you want a Budweiser come in if you please; "I'm so lonesome I'd even get down on my knees." "So tell me your story," St. Nick asked of Rug; "Why is it you're feeling like some lowly slug?" "Has everyone left you because you smoke weed? "Because you're a drunk or don't see to their need?" "Oh, in part that is true," Rug told the old twit; "Without any doubt I'm a large piece of shit." "But what did me in, and it's surely no lie; "Was all the time spent, in running XI." Bewildered and drunk, St. Nick had to ask; "What in the hell is XI you dumb ass?" "It's a large group of gamers, the best you will find; "We shoot at each other, and do it online." "There's Greywolf and Ph4nt0m, and RickJames and Rock; "There's X-Ray and Bama and SirHurtsALot. "There's Harry, that good looking man about town; "And P-Man and Loader and Beers, that old clown." "There's 500 member or so in the clan; "And we are the best to be found in the land. "The wife said 'it's me or XI you old fuck;' "So I gave her the keys to my old Chevy truck." "We play Call of Duty and some other games; "It's all I've got left or I'd just go insane. "And now that it's Christmas, I just want to find; "Some idiots to game with, to help pass the time." Santa spoke not a word, but went stright to his work; He pulled out his laptop then turned with a jerk. And found Rugger's network and with so much ferver; He fired up death match and hit XI's server. "I'll frag your nube ass, I'm ready to fight;" And Santa and Rugger went at it that night. They played for 10 hours, on two-hour shifts; And children worldwide awoke with no gifts. And when it was done Santa took off his hat; "Fuck flying with reindeer, I'm through with all that. "I'm done with those elves and Mrs. Claus' pie; "I want to be part of this clan called XI." He sprang to his phone, to his team gave a whistle; "You can all go to hell, or go suck a thistle." And I heard him exclaim, 'ere he hung up that night; "I'm now in XI so fuck Christmas. Good Night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted December 8, 2011 CHEERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ruggerxi Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2827 Topics Per Day: 0.52 Content Count: 11912 Content Per Day: 2.21 Reputation: 13038 Achievement Points: 106595 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 124 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO great job Harry. I loved it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 8813 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 3300 Achievement Points: 62183 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 Good one Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtLaszlo Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9166 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24352 Achievement Points: 94416 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 317 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:05 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 8, 2011 Very good, Harry!! And thanks, Rugger for making the kids cry all over the world!! LOL!! Hey, my bother-in-law wrote a great one after he and his wife got food poisoning on Christmas Eve one year. I'll post it later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mazdarati Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 173 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1392 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 769 Achievement Points: 9957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 02/08/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO Nice !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2011 That was just great Harry.I really liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO!!! That was good. Nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cow Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1073 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 2, 2019 Birthday: 09/28/1975 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Thanks for the great laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18341 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20418 Achievement Points: 134386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 Great job - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dstraktd Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 2794 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 186 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1080 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19, 2012 Birthday: 11/11/1976 Share Posted December 8, 2011 That was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcat Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2843 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 2048 Achievement Points: 21919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 LOL Nice Harry ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KenMan Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Good job, Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PnBear Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 8, 2011 good Job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 518 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17153 Content Per Day: 3.24 Reputation: 42159 Achievement Points: 149088 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 680 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 that was good ..thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8135 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61519 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 9 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 8, 2011 Great dam work brother...Good laughs..even tho I had to break out the DICKtionary...lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nutcutter Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldie Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3348 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 2645 Achievement Points: 33867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 3 minutes ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 Great work mate lol. Thats a bit like the one I did last year lol I will try to find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14894 Content Per Day: 2.76 Reputation: 7836 Achievement Points: 91151 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 58 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 8, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1204 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6538 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4424 Achievement Points: 63540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted December 8, 2011 Very nice nHarry! Really good but one point you forgot! When you mentioned Harry you left out he was an old fart pervert! LOL! I thought it was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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