HarryWeezer Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.78 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 T'was the night before Christmas, and all through XI; "Not an Idiot is stirring," he said with a sigh. He wanted to game it, but none were online; He next tried Ventrilo, no Idiots to find. His wife having left him, from years of abuse; His drinking and whoring had left no excuse. So that even his doggie, once there at his feet; Had pissed on his slippers and shit on his sheet. And as Idiots both here and in countries abroad; Celebrated with family the birth of the Lord. There sat poor Rugger, just more of the same; No friends to share drink with, nor even to game. When out in the back yard there arose such a clatter; He wiped off the tears to see what was the matter. He ran to the window without lifting the sash; It took eighteen stiches, to sew up the gash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow; Gave pause to consider what tits were below. When what to his red, bloodshot eyes should appear; But a rusty old Ford with a bad steering gear. With a little old driver, his hand on his stick; Rug knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He was dressed in red undies with a bag at his side; And jerked on his wanker while trying to ride. He smashed into a tree and bounced off of a wall; and knocked Rug's front porch to the back of the hall. He climbed out of the wreckage still holding his dick; And said to poor Rug "Where's the party, you prick?" "Not here, that's for sure," Rugs explained to the drunk; "They've all gone and left me, yes, even that cunt. "If you want a Budweiser come in if you please; "I'm so lonesome I'd even get down on my knees." "So tell me your story," St. Nick asked of Rug; "Why is it you're feeling like some lowly slug?" "Has everyone left you because you smoke weed? "Because you're a drunk or don't see to their need?" "Oh, in part that is true," Rug told the old twit; "Without any doubt I'm a large piece of shit." "But what did me in, and it's surely no lie; "Was all the time spent, in running XI." Bewildered and drunk, St. Nick had to ask; "What in the hell is XI you dumb ass?" "It's a large group of gamers, the best you will find; "We shoot at each other, and do it online." "There's Greywolf and Ph4nt0m, and RickJames and Rock; "There's X-Ray and Bama and SirHurtsALot. "There's Harry, that good looking man about town; "And P-Man and Loader and Beers, that old clown." "There's 500 member or so in the clan; "And we are the best to be found in the land. "The wife said 'it's me or XI you old fuck;' "So I gave her the keys to my old Chevy truck." "We play Call of Duty and some other games; "It's all I've got left or I'd just go insane. "And now that it's Christmas, I just want to find; "Some idiots to game with, to help pass the time." Santa spoke not a word, but went stright to his work; He pulled out his laptop then turned with a jerk. And found Rugger's network and with so much ferver; He fired up death match and hit XI's server. "I'll frag your nube ass, I'm ready to fight;" And Santa and Rugger went at it that night. They played for 10 hours, on two-hour shifts; And children worldwide awoke with no gifts. And when it was done Santa took off his hat; "Fuck flying with reindeer, I'm through with all that. "I'm done with those elves and Mrs. Claus' pie; "I want to be part of this clan called XI." He sprang to his phone, to his team gave a whistle; "You can all go to hell, or go suck a thistle." And I heard him exclaim, 'ere he hung up that night; "I'm now in XI so fuck Christmas. Good Night." Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Posted December 8, 2011 CHEERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awards
Ruggerxi Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 191 Topic Count: 2832 Topics Per Day: 0.49 Content Count: 12326 Content Per Day: 2.13 Reputation: 13674 Achievement Points: 107775 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 140 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: iPhone Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO great job Harry. I loved it Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 96 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 Good one Harry
LtLaszlo Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 190 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9241 Content Per Day: 1.60 Reputation: 24525 Achievement Points: 95621 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 323 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 03:26 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Posted December 8, 2011 Very good, Harry!! And thanks, Rugger for making the kids cry all over the world!! LOL!! Hey, my bother-in-law wrote a great one after he and his wife got food poisoning on Christmas Eve one year. I'll post it later! Awards
Mazdarati Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 173 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 97 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1407 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 790 Achievement Points: 10083 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 02/08/1962 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO Nice !!! Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted December 8, 2011 That was just great Harry.I really liked it.
Angel Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 103 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4326 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2974 Achievement Points: 34860 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 29, 2024 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 LMAO!!! That was good. Nice job!
Mad Cow Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1073 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 10 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 1611 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 2, 2019 Birthday: 09/28/1975 Posted December 8, 2011 Thanks for the great laugh!
TBB Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21206 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22918 Achievement Points: 152131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 Great job - lol Awards
Dstraktd Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 2794 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 186 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1080 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 19, 2012 Birthday: 11/11/1976 Posted December 8, 2011 That was awesome!
blackcat Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 122 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2852 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 2051 Achievement Points: 21967 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 5, 2024 Birthday: 10/10/1964 Device: Android Posted December 8, 2011 LOL Nice Harry ! Awards
KenMan Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted December 8, 2011 Good job, Harry Awards
PnBear Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted December 8, 2011 good Job Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 538 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17609 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42708 Achievement Points: 152429 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 692 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 that was good ..thanks Awards
Unchileno Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted December 8, 2011 Great dam work brother...Good laughs..even tho I had to break out the DICKtionary...lmao Awards
Nutcutter Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1540 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 13 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 856 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 100 Achievement Points: 4812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2017 Birthday: 09/20/1969 Posted December 8, 2011 Nice!
baldie Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 Great work mate lol. Thats a bit like the one I did last year lol I will try to find it Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15031 Content Per Day: 2.60 Reputation: 8047 Achievement Points: 92232 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted December 8, 2011 lol Awards
BigPapaDean Posted December 8, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1217 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6581 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4445 Achievement Points: 63856 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 8, 2011 Very nice nHarry! Really good but one point you forgot! When you mentioned Harry you left out he was an old fart pervert! LOL! I thought it was funny! Awards
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