Merlin007 Posted December 29, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8445 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7322 Achievement Points: 75053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:30 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted December 29, 2012 Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians; during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor : If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada . If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada . If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada . If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be. JohnnyDos, LordOfChaos, Sweatnbullets and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted December 29, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted December 29, 2012 (edited) good one pal!! lmao!!! I AM CANADIAN!! AND PROUD OF IT! here are some more to add... You know how to pronounce and spell Saskatchewan without blinking You put on shorts as soon as it hits plus 10, even if there is still snow around You know what a tuque (toque?) is You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway You drive on a highway, not a freeway You know what a Robertson screwdriver is You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." You drink pop, not soda You love your fries with poutine You go to the washroom, not the restroom or bathroom Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize. You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize "Eh" is a very important part of your vocabulary and you understand all the 1,000 different meanings of "eh"... eh? Edited December 29, 2012 by LordOfChaos JohnnyDos and LoJaK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfChaos Posted December 29, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted December 29, 2012 (edited) and for all our USA friends... eh? http://www.youtube.c...d&v=bV_041oYDjg Edited December 29, 2012 by LordOfChaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeednFeed Posted December 29, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2343 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 29, 2012 You know what I mean eh? LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LoJaK Posted December 29, 2012 Member ID: 832 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 131 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 47 Achievement Points: 957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 6 Birthday: 04/14/1956 Device: Windows Share Posted December 29, 2012 And That's no Bull.... EH ! LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WeednFeed Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2343 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 30, 2012 Look at the A$$ on that eh! LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2343 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3816 Achievement Points: 24126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Macintosh Share Posted December 30, 2012 Freakin eh! LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ViPRZ Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 2978 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1657 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1107 Achievement Points: 26109 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 09/23/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted December 30, 2012 I am definately Canadian then...lmao LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
justjoe Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 411 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 143 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 811 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 12/16/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) LOL, Never mind spelling Saskatchewan try living here..in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I am Canadian eh? Edited December 30, 2012 by justjoe LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14887 Content Per Day: 2.77 Reputation: 7828 Achievement Points: 91096 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 41 minutes ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 30, 2012 LOL, Never mind spelling Saskatchewan try living here..in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. I am Canadian eh? Lol... I agree.. I am a grad of U of S. LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted December 30, 2012 How true that stuff is and I love Jeff Foxworthy LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 30, 2012 When you spend all of your time arguing with people about American politics, and spend no time even thinking about politics in your own country, you may live in Canada. Blackbart, LordOfChaos and HarryWeezer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) lol old man... perhaps because we got our house in order... so there is no need to discuss canadian politics... Lets not make this post about politics...please. Edited December 30, 2012 by LordOfChaos ChknFngr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Fuckin' Eh! Cpt.TennealXI, NumNutz, Blackbart and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_old_man Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 30, 2012 lol old man... perhaps because we got our house in order... so there is no need to discuss canadian politics... Lets not make this post about politics...please. My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. lol i did get that sarcasm... lol and of course my reply was sarcastic... except for the part not to make this post political, and ty for your honesty. I like what you bring here and I know you are a good man. I can tell by many of the posts you have authored. And I understand your position. I know there are some subjects that are touchy. I just want to have fun with a bunch of great poeple like yourself and others, even if we differ in certain opinion on certain issues. We can still have fun and enjoy each other's humour. canadian spelling lol Thanks for your honesty... you sarcastic bugger is it safe to come out now? Edited December 30, 2012 by LordOfChaos little_old_man and Blackbart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labob Posted December 30, 2012 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8274 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 5991 Achievement Points: 53680 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted December 30, 2012 MR Dos with the old lady scraing skull T-Shirt now thats Canadian LordOfChaos, Blackbart and Cpt.TennealXI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 31, 2012 My reply was simply sarcasm and not intended to turn this into a political discussion, but your response speaks volumes. I'm happy to hear things are running so smoothly up there. lol i did get that sarcasm... lol and of course my reply was sarcastic... except for the part not to make this post political, and ty for your honesty. I like what you bring here and I know you are a good man. I can tell by many of the posts you have authored. And I understand your position. I know there are some subjects that are touchy. I just want to have fun with a bunch of great poeple like yourself and others, even if we differ in certain opinion on certain issues. We can still have fun and enjoy each other's humour. canadian spelling lol Thanks for your honesty... you sarcastic bugger is it safe to come out now? You can come out after you watch this. Giggles, billyblade and LordOfChaos 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LordOfChaos Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Lmao!!! good one old man!!! now THAT'S the humour (more of that Cannuk spelling ) That was totaly so cool dude!!! i love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Merlin007 Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1076 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8445 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7322 Achievement Points: 75053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 02:30 PM Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 31, 2012 canadiens............................DOH!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM5xiKKRtaY "Take off eh" LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Giggles Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 1217 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 72 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1596 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 1840 Achievement Points: 14592 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6 Birthday: 01/21/1978 Device: Android Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) Edited December 31, 2012 by Giggles Ramistar, Blackbart and little_old_man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Ramistar Posted December 31, 2012 Member ID: 1395 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 76 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1600 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 873 Achievement Points: 10623 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/05/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 12, 2018 Birthday: 03/04/1964 Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) funny stuff Edited December 31, 2012 by Ramistar LordOfChaos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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