Sonovabich Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted November 10, 2017 Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it. JohnnyDos, Nice_Guy, Spartacus and 7 others 4 6
Labob Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted November 10, 2017 the only place in the world Chuck has never been is the Virgin Island because if he had they would not be virgin Sonovabich, Spartacus, Merlin007 and 4 others 3 3 1 Awards
Streetcleaner Posted November 10, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Device: Windows Posted November 10, 2017 Every night, the Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed. LtLaszlo, AyaqGuyaq, Spartacus and 1 other 2 2
Sammy Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2017 I could say something nasty about Chuck Norris, but he would probably reach out through the internet and kick my ass. AyaqGuyaq, Merlin007 and LtLaszlo 2 1 Awards
Spartacus Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Chuck's Tears Cure Cancer, Too Bad He Has Never Cried... Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result... Chuck Norris doesn't have any pubic hair. Pubes don't grow on steel... Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris’ action figure has slept with more women then most men... Edited November 11, 2017 by Spartacus Power!, JohnnyDos, LtLaszlo and 5 others 4 4 Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.63 Reputation: 8042 Achievement Points: 92205 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted November 11, 2017 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Spartacus, Streetcleaner, LtLaszlo and 3 others 4 2 Awards
Power! Posted November 11, 2017 Member ID: 3543 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 87 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 905 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 664 Achievement Points: 9085 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2024 Birthday: 07/09/1981 Device: Windows Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Edited November 11, 2017 by Power! LtLaszlo, AyaqGuyaq, Streetcleaner and 3 others 2 4 Awards
Nice_Guy Posted November 18, 2017 Member ID: 23145 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 175 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 208 Achievement Points: 2089 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/23/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 26, 2018 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 9:11 AM, Sonovabich said: Chuck Norris once heard that nothing could kill him.........so he tracked nothing down and killed it. Chuck Norris is bad the bobby man checks under his bed
Streetcleaner Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Device: Windows Posted November 19, 2017 A zombie once bit Chuck Norris and was immediately healed back to life...Then Chuck Norris killed him. Spartacus, JohnnyDos, Sonovabich and 1 other 1 3
Sonovabich Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris will never have a Heart attack....his Heart isn't foolish enough to attack him JohnnyDos, Streetcleaner and Labob 2 1
Silencer Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 25025 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 77 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 61 Achievement Points: 675 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2021 Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris once had sex with a semi tractor trailer.......its now referred to as Optimus Prime! Chuck Norris can Blow Bubbles with Beef Jerky! Labob and Sonovabich 2 Awards
Sonovabich Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Author Posted November 19, 2017 Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door. JohnnyDos and Labob 1 1
JohnnyDos Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted November 19, 2017 (edited) If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1. Edited November 19, 2017 by JohnnyDos Labob and AyaqGuyaq 1 1
NumNutz Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Posted November 19, 2017 FUCK CHUCK. AyaqGuyaq 1
Sammy Posted November 19, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted November 19, 2017 If Chuck Norris fought the ghost of Bruce Lee, Chuck would still lose. Again. Sorry guys. Awards
AthenA Posted April 2, 2018 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 135 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3669 Content Per Day: 1.01 Reputation: 4438 Achievement Points: 36456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 05:08 AM Device: Windows Posted April 2, 2018 When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris. Sonovabich, Spartacus and Streetcleaner 2 1 Awards
bds1961 Posted April 2, 2018 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 174 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5370 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 14015 Achievement Points: 47514 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 175 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Posted April 2, 2018 Sonovabich, JohnnyDos, Streetcleaner and 1 other 3 1 Awards
Unchileno Posted April 3, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted April 3, 2018 Death once had a near CHUCK experience.. Chuck Norris don't flush toilet..He just scares the SHIT out of it.. When Chuck Norris crosses the street..Cars have to look both ways.. Streetcleaner and Spartacus 1 1 Awards
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