Ello chaps.

[HookerHeels]

Hey everyone. I'm Red, or Hooker as I'm commonly referred to in-game. I'm 24, live in Florida, enjoy most genres of games, mostly shooters, animal lover, techy (build and sell high end computers, repair phones, etc. etc.), pomegranates are amazing, blah blah, I'm mostly boring. 

Pleasure to meet you all. I've een XI over the years in tons of games, recently left a disbanded clan that I've been with for a few years, so decided I'd start the journey to become an Idiot myself.  Looking forward to making friends with all ya'll!

[AyaqGuyaq]

Nice into, Hooker.  With a handle like "HookerHeels," you'll probably feel right at home here in the >XI< forums.

We have a few "Strapping Gents (?) of >XI<" that have been rumored to work the cobble-stone streets of Boston, Toronto, and the whole state of Pennsylvania that might share something in common with you.

Welcome to the forums.

Ayaq

[Icequeen]

Welcome. We love hookers. 

[TBB]

Welcome to the forums - fast path to membership:

 

Repeat three times before signing on to our servers:

 

@AyaqGuyaq?   @AyaqGuyaq??  @AyaqGuyaq Who???!!!

[Sourtap]

Welcome to the forums!

@AyaqGuyaq, that's right. Glad I just retired..

[KicknDatAzz]

Welcome!

 SO.... the obvious question is: Male or Female hooker? :-D

I am asking for a friend.... lol

[HookerHeels]

3 hours ago, KicknDatAzz said:

Welcome!

 SO.... the obvious question is: Male or Female hooker? :-D

I am asking for a friend.... lol

Whichever you're in the mood for next time  

@AyaqGuyaq?? Mucho confused lol

[AyaqGuyaq]

LMAO, @TBB--see what you did!!!!???

 

8 hours ago, KicknDatAzz said:

Welcome!

 SO.... the obvious question is: Male or Female hooker? :-D

I am asking for a friend.... lol

 

@HookerHeels, bud (or buddess?  Need input!!  Johnny No. 5 needs input!!!!), what Kickn is trying to say is that, even though it's not his much-preferred gender, he will still associate with females, if'n indeed you be "femalian (just made up my own word!!)" in nature.

You might wanna give us more info, like, do you sport 6" stilettos or do you prefer pumps or walking shoes, which corner your frequent (in case @Jeroen v.2, aka "Jerome," wants to hobble over to you in his own stilettos to compare notes and such), if your heart is broken by a "promise I'll call you tomorrow," but the call never comes, etc., etc.

Funny how mad they get--and what kinda excuses you can come up with--when they say "You were supposed to call me!!!" the next time you see them.

Well, enough 'bout Jerome.

Have fun in the forums and on the >XI< servers.  With a name like yours, I'm sure you'll be popular.

@SGTSmeg sent me a P.M. ("Private Message") yesterday saying that he wishes he woulda thunk of the name first.

"SmegmaOnHookerHeels," or something like that.  He said it was too long.

Lol.

Ayaq

Edited December 30, 2017 by AyaqGuyaq
Left out SGTSmeg.

[Ronnie]

Welcome

[tsw 8.5]

so you made it to the forum's .good to see you here.now what part of the state are you in ?..there are a lot of idiots here in FLA...me & loader  are not to far from clearwater..budman is up north closer to GA..and there are more here just don't want to let people know .we are taken over the state ..

Edited December 30, 2017 by tsw 8.5

[HookerHeels]

1 hour ago, tsw 8.5 said:

so you made it to the forum's .good to see you here.now what part of the state are you in ?..there are a lot of idiots here in FLA...me loader  are not to far from clearwater..budman is up north closer to GA..and there are more here just don't want to let people know .we are taken over the state ..

I'm down in Fort Myers myself.

I'm male(which is stated in my profile, gawsh lol), and I only whore myself out to beautiful women, sorry g(u)rls. ;D 

[Smeggie]

On 12/29/2017 at 11:12 PM, AyaqGuyaq said:

LMAO, @TBB--see what you did!!!!???

 

 

@HookerHeels, bud (or buddess?  Need input!!  Johnny No. 5 needs input!!!!), what Kickn is trying to say is that, even though it's not his much-preferred gender, he will still associate with females, if'n indeed you be "femalian (just made up my own word!!)" in nature.

You might wanna give us more info, like, do you sport 6" stilettos or do you prefer pumps or walking shoes, which corner your frequent (in case @Jeroen v.2, aka "Jerome," wants to hobble over to you in his own stilettos to compare notes and such), if your heart is broken by a "promise I'll call you tomorrow," but the call never comes, etc., etc.

Funny how mad they get--and what kinda excuses you can come up with--when they say "You were supposed to call me!!!" the next time you see them.

Well, enough 'bout Jerome.

Have fun in the forums and on the >XI< servers.  With a name like yours, I'm sure you'll be popular.

@SGTSmeg sent me a P.M. ("Private Message") yesterday saying that he wishes he woulda thunk of the name first.

"SmegmaOnHookerHeels," or something like that.  He said it was too long.

Lol.

Ayaq

"SmegmaOnHookerHeels" was already taken!

[Zaubermaus76]

Welcome in the Forum

[FRENCHI]

bienvenue ...

[ausimatador]

Ohhhh,,,Noooo,,another boring phone repaired,Pc fixer Idiot from Florida.....welcome..