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The (unofficial) guideline to swearing in COD


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As the new self appointed  czar of COD swear monitor...I have posted the following guideline to alternates to swear words you can use during game time....(Mom approved). Also to raise funds for the servers we are installing quarter swear jars next to everyone's computer. You swear you pay and we play.... I will monitoring you sons of biscuits so don't flub it up or there will be heck to pay. I expect the first payment to the server fund from......(you vote who swears the most....lol)      (Just incase you don't get it, its a joke and a sneaky Sweeperman's Poll of the Day so post the dirty little fartknocker who swears the most)

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and the official >XI< is !fu@SweeperMan

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16 minutes ago, L!ckALotAPus said:

and the official >XI< is !fu@SweeperMan

Ahhhh our 1st customer...send checks or money orders to xi servers, po box 666, care of booger bag.....

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Every ime I get hit, it is either shit or fuck

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!fu@SweeperMan  I got lots of money. LOL

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Does fucktard count?...:lol:

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Effective immediately, any use of the word "boner" (other than in this sentence) shall result in Sweeperman repaying everyone 10x their accumulated swear-jar total.

:pc:

 

:lol:

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"Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck"

I'm not swearing. Its a direct quote.

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ALTERNATIVES ....!?...  :X   NO SWEARING !!!!!   WHAT ? !!

Listen here you outhouse usin', pig sloppin' ,roadkill eatin' ,no shoes wearin' Son of yer Mutha......Why I ahta....

Disclaimer : in now way was I referring to anyone in particular or referencing anyone real or living......uh....

But.....SOMEONE CALL 411 and get the number for 911 ...this here is an emergency !!!

My first amendment right is being violated !!  :evil:

:guitar:

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Bollocks

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PECKERHEAD!!!!!!!

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TWATWAFFLE!!!!

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COQSUCKING MADAFAKKA!!!!!!!!!

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@SGTSmeg!!

(Lol, just kidding, bud!)

Alternatively, @TBB!!

(Lol, wish I was kidding, bud!)

Ayaq

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4 hours ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

@SGTSmeg!!

(Lol, just kidding, bud!)

Alternatively, @TBB!!

(Lol, wish I was kidding, bud!)

Ayaq

FU! @AyaqGuyaq

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Too bad I can't afford a swear jar Fuck you :beer:

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