RobMc Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2020 At long last after all these years I have been recognised for services to my country, I have been nominated to be gifted in the next New Year Queens honours awards, an honorary COCK medal ( Commander of Colonial Knights) for making the Guinness book of records for the tiniest tool in the UK. My family will be so proud when I 'stand to attention' in front of the Queen, it will be nice to meet a female Queen for a change, hoping she doesn't mistake it for a spot ?, it will be presented at the same time as the 'Biggest Prick in the Commonwealth' medal, which has gone once more to Canada for the 5th year running, if he's back from the arctic circle. It all came about apparently, when a group of my old girlfriends nominated me, they regularly meet on a thing called 'Facefook' to remember the great times they had with me, and as one kindly put it 'have a laugh', they must miss me terribly (don't tell the wife, her teeth will fall out - again), how kind of them. They fondly refer to me as 'Is it in yet'?, ah the passions I must have aroused, what a man. I was so excited in church this morning that I could not wait for the sermon on current licensing hours, dealers prices and cherubs to end, I'm sure the vicar is getting a 'cut'.? Apparently him and the Deacon are taking a couple of choirboys to Amsterdam on an educational tour, they asked us to donate generously, they said the coffee in the shops is very expensive, and the women too (wives must be going ?) Next question is planning how to get there, the scooter only does 25 miles between charges, needs to be in stages, I'm sure Shiny will 'put me up', figuratively speaking of course. Keep you informed Rob baldie, kenmen, Merlin007 and 4 others 7
BUDMAN Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7100 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Android Posted August 9, 2020 Rob, put the pipe down... RobMc, BigPapaDean, Dman67 and 2 others 5 Awards
Kitsune Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 33 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.60 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Posted August 9, 2020 ...what the fuck did I just read??? Merlin007, J3st3r, RobMc and 1 other 1 1 1 1
MtDeW Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 49 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 839 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 993 Achievement Points: 11437 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:11 AM Birthday: 02/09/1966 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: ...what the fuck did I just read??? he is getting a COCK award!! nice! RobMc 1
Timmah! Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10622 Achievement Points: 52844 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted August 9, 2020 tl:dr FUNky, MikZzona and RobMc 1 1 1 Awards
TBB Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20435 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22495 Achievement Points: 147659 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 392 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2020 Once again the weekly stash is gone on the first day!!!! baldie, Merlin007 and RobMc 3 Awards
Streetcleaner Posted August 9, 2020 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1783 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 1569 Achievement Points: 15938 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2020 uh....Mangina. you mean? ....that's what the "M" stands for ... RobMc 1
lTplkey336 Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 27768 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1087 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1346 Achievement Points: 8918 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/18/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 15 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2020 Rob , you definitely have way too much time on your hands. RobMc 1 Awards
FUNky Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted August 10, 2020 RobMc, Timmah! and baldie 3 Awards
PainKiller Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 20107 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 122 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2021 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 2495 Achievement Points: 16746 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/21/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 08/01/1994 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2020 I read that as "I'm overcome with excrement" but I guess that can also work RobMc and baldie 1 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10622 Achievement Points: 52844 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted August 10, 2020 Yes, it could be both. One needn't preclude the other. A stinky, excited Rob. Kinda scary, actually. baldie, PainKiller and RobMc 2 1 Awards
Timmah! Posted August 10, 2020 Member ID: 26443 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 502 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 6184 Content Per Day: 2.25 Reputation: 10622 Achievement Points: 52844 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 121 Joined: 11/01/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 09/26/1971 Device: Android Posted August 10, 2020 <3? Awards
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