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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you're going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

Firstly i am not trying to offend anyone (fucking political correctness speech over) both my Grandmothers were Irish so in a way i am laughing at myself and my Irish Blood, secondly Spike Milligan was a fucking comedy genius and this is damn funny.

Ok, I can't believe I'm going to post this, but I also can't let Budman be the only one to put his high school pic up, so..........Class of 1984......now c'mon the rest of you!

Hello, all..... So I've been playing on XI for quite a few years, and Belted has been kind enough to offer my "tags". Unfortunately, I'm lazy. I have neglected producing enough posts to qualify. So, for the month of May, I'm committed to posting enough information to qualify (if you'll still have me, of course). I really don't like to do things half-way, so please indulge me while I do ON AND ON about myself: - Married 18 years (in a row) to college sweetheart - Two kids - 46 years old - Marketing with minor in finance - Polish/German/Irish (not-so-smart, not-so-kind, not-so-sober) - Straight (well, mostly....who is completely straight ? I am ! No, wait.....) - Small business owner - Volunteer fire fighter for a small department, in a small village (Reese) in Michigan - Detroit Lions fan (stop....seriously, don't laugh) - Metallica and Gordon Lightfoot, Shelby Foote and Bernard Cornwell, Lincoln and Reagan, Wilder and Pryor - "Do or do not, there is not try" - New Buffalo (MI), Grand Rapids (MI), Chicago (IL), New Buffalo (MI...didn't you catch the last one ?), Reese (MI) That's all I've got for now. More posts about ME to come....yahoo ! Wojo

OK, my yearbooks are all packed away, but this is from the year after I graduated. Class of '86 OK found it

For a living, I am a CNC Machinist. Third shift supervisor/ programmer. For the most part, I make parts for wire rope or suspension type parts for wire rope bridges. I write the code by hand using trigonometry and other math methods to figure out all my dimensions. Once in a great while I get some free time and can play around making stuff of my own. Here was a little project I whipped up for a buddy to help modify his mirror mounts for his motorcycle. WARNING** The volume is loud and the material is stainless steel which likes to screech. Anyone else love what they do?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QDSPc7XTM

This is over 2 years old now but still gives me Goose Pimples....thank you Kevin Costner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqSzBOv_OGg

I threw up a little

Found one!

Hey wild face it, this your time to strut what you are. I don't mean like lots of people do but let the world see the sweet beautiful woman we all think you are. Since I don't have a chance in hell with someone of your class all I can do is simply enjoy from a distance. No, I am not creeping you! I just think you are very special and I know I am not the only guy here who feels that way! I would post my senior picture but my pc is down atm and that is where I have that sort o thing! Nice pic @Budman!

"deep breath exhale"

Remember people thinking he was a girl? Sue use to crack me up.

I think what @FRENCHIsaid is "Be rest assured that France will live on forever," or something like that. My French is a little rusty since I got deported after being arrested for peeing on Frenchi's tires . . . Vive la France!! Vive Las Vegas!! Vive all your handsome ladies and pretty gentlemen!! No, wait a minute . . . El mas loco!! No habla Francais!! Lol. Ayaq

You had hair lmao!

What Frenchi says + 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000

BTW your transformation went amazing Beers. You are fucking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now.

Please Welcome Kill To Our Clan

How about we post our high school/college graduation pic's here. 1975 high school

So a buddy of mine asked me about a month ago to choose four people (two living, two dead) who I could have two beers with (it may have been have dinner with, but for purposes of this discussion, let's say "two beers"). Dead is easy for me....Lincoln (what the hell where you thinking ?) and Washington (what the hell where you thinking ?). The "living" people has been a plague upon my thinking. The obvious choices: Musk, Gates, Bezos. The curious choices: Bill Clinton (possibly the only bullshitter bigger than me, that I know of.....I may have something to learn, and I'm certain the conversation would not be boring and I'm also certain we wouldn't stop at two beers), Condoleezza Rice (yes, I did have to Google the spelling, but the most impressive female of my lifetime), Giuliani (leadership and overcoming adversity). But, either do to my overinflated ego or indifference to the actual importance of what could possibly be said to make the conversation worth my time, I could not decide on any of these incredible people. I have two friends who truly stand out to me. Hefe (who you may know), and J (who you don't know). I have the privilege of speaking with Hefe on an almost daily basis. J, I get to really speak with once or twice each year. I suppose our friendships offer a level of discussion that may move beyond courtesy and formality, and provide personal incite borne of familiarity. The incredible part: even thought we share a close relationship, I am consistently challenged by the ideas these friends offer. Challenges to my behavior, thought process, and assumptions.....and challenges I hope I am offer to them, as well. Perhaps the conversation is enhanced because of our history and previous discussion......strike that. I'm sure of it. For the two "living" people, I choose my two friends. So....whaddya got ? Two living, two dead. Wojo

Welcome to the family

Welcome my friend

LOL SOB vous avez écrit frenchi s style , pas sonovabitch style lol

welcome to XI

Hey

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Great intro, Mojo. "Not-so-smart/not-so-kind/not-so-sober . . ." Hehahehahehahhehahahea! We have all three personality types here (and more!), and you are not the first to possess all three "qualities" at once. Lol. Ayaq

Wait.. that was @Budman not beers. hahahahaha Idiot I am. The yellow.. the yellow.

It let me get very close. I watched it for 15 minutes. This is my favourite shot of the bunch.

The guy could have been a drill sergeant. No megaphone necessary.

Manic street preacher. I could hear him from over a street away.

i did at first lol

At least it was operational - it just got obsolete quickly due to massive advances in jet propulsion. The DOD has plenty of huge failures that never saw the light of day. Ones that even cost more money: http://articles.latimes.com/1985-08-28/news/mn-24923_1_air-defense

What's the problem?? you're gorgeous!

101 - can't you get anything right?????

Beautiful plane--even the tunnel from the fore to the aft of the plane was pressurized. Ayaq

My Moms new husband worked on those. Huge plane

@TBB will be 100 his next birthday.

Happy Birthday DOS!!!! I hope you have a great day. hahahahhha

I don't like the fact that we now cannot see how old the Birthday person is anymore.........that fucks up a lot of my sarcastic ageist birthday greetings now

I finished school but in High School not even one time did I let them take my picture. I have been rebelling it seems my entire life. To tell the truth I did not think I would be alive to finish school.

Did not finish either of them went to work. But did get my GED in 1990. Left school in 72 to make $25 hour as a certified welder on the off shore pipelines my dad was a welder is how I learned the trade. While the other kids were making $4 hour. Now I make less than that WTF happened to the hay days?

demo0002.dm_6

I don't see why it should be an issue to make a birthday post to each person. There is a section called user announcements in the forums that specifically says for birthday wishes, etc. Grouping them all together, in my opinion, takes away from the gesture of expressing birthday wishes to the individual.

where is my signature

Nope I can't figure it out Funky,you're going to have to walk me through it on TS3 one day when I see you around.I got the launcher installed but then I'm getting confused,but I'm an old guy.

Hello, all..... So I've been playing on XI for quite a few years, and Belted has been kind enough to offer my "tags". Unfortunately, I'm lazy. I have neglected producing enough posts to qualify. So, for the month of May, I'm committed to posting enough information to qualify (if you'll still have me, of course). I really don't like to do things half-way, so please indulge me while I do ON AND ON about myself: - Married 18 years (in a row) to college sweetheart - Two kids - 46 years old - Marketing with minor in finance - Polish/German/Irish (not-so-smart, not-so-kind, not-so-sober) - Straight (well, mostly....who is completely straight ? I am ! No, wait.....) - Small business owner - Volunteer fire fighter for a small department, in a small village (Reese) in Michigan - Detroit Lions fan (stop....seriously, don't laugh) - Metallica and Gordon Lightfoot, Shelby Foote and Bernard Cornwell, Lincoln and Reagan, Wilder and Pryor - "Do or do not, there is not try" - New Buffalo (MI), Grand Rapids (MI), Chicago (IL), New Buffalo (MI...didn't you catch the last one ?), Reese (MI) That's all I've got for now. More posts about ME to come....yahoo ! Wojo

Well here I am making the time to visit this God-forsaken digital wasteland of idiocy. I played with many of you W@W Freeze Tag fellas about five or so years ago pretty regularly. About as regularly as I do now. Between kids, broken computer and adulting I really didn't play much PC stuff at all for years. Now I'm back and loving the comradery just as I did before. Love the server and am always happy to share a satchel or two with each and every one of you idiots.

Paris,rainy day.