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  1. Thought I would share with you idiots who I met over the weekend and talked with. He was very humble and I hope you all enjoy the pictures.
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  2. That is pretty epic to have the Incredible Hulk holding the >XI< sign
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  3. @FRENCHI Would probably have stood there longer
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  4. As title says. Had a blast!!! Sorry for the people that couldn`t make it. You really missed something!
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  6. I'm thinking of going as well , might be the last chance meet a lot XI community ....
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  7. Fking awesome...You should had asked him if he wanted to be an honorary XI.. Thxs for sharing @wildthing
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  8. Wet Dreams And Dry Farts Swap Places
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  9. They are already available at a Walmart near you.
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  11. Dogg

    The patient

    The patientA male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says! Very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely ... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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  13. tsw 8.5

    Jane and Arlene

    : Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her ...cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
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  14. happy birthday burt
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  15. spinpuppy

    Sneaky Piss

    Come to my pool Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk
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  16. Dedman

    Twitch channel

    I was thinking more in the way of skelettons instead of zombies Always welcome to pass by Twitch
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  17. Agreed that Maine Lobster is the Best I have ever had. Here in Connecticut, we get soft shelled, sour tasting crap compared to those Maine Beauties! As me, I used to have a License here in Ct. to fish them. Me and a friend had 25 to 30 pots (which is not much) and I saw the quality of Lobster go into the toilet here in Long Island Sound. There are many theory's why the Lobster's Shells have become as soft as paper, hence they have almost all but vanished off of theses waters... As For Mule, not used to his warped mind's thinking yet Remember, Everyone Needs To Just "LET SPARTY!" Be Sparty!!!! Just as Bill Says!
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  18. 2I Years Since What? Your Last Shower?
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  19. Oh yeah I just want to say one more week of work for this girl and then a whole two weeks off. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.
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  20. I'm seriously considering attending to this gathering too! I just have to make sure I can afford it, and that I actually have time for it with school and work
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  21. Xtremeidiots do the gay pride in Berlin !
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  22. Had a lot of complaints about the use of the shotguns on DM2 server, so I made a change. I just checked what I had for shotguns range on the WRM.cfg file (weapons range modifier) and compared it to what it says in my CODWAW book. I did have both shotguns turned up too high. I can have a range from 5-215. Shotguns were set on 50. Trench gun should have been 45 or a little less, and double barrel should be around 25 - 30. So you might see a difference or you might not. Double barrel you probably will. Cheers Beers
    1 point
  23. Mule

    tcp optimiser

    Don't think I need it HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW!
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  24. @Roxy! Lmao...Me lo PARO.....El Taxi!!!!
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  25. @jumper Sob (sing) along fker...
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  26. @Predat0r ans all the Euro trash beeeches
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  28. Copied the movie Falling Down, with Micheal Douglas! LOL!
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  29. Just a couple more pictures since I'm in a picture mood Me & my wife : On our wedding day : Having fun in the train so we missed our stop xD :
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