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Figured I would share some of our beautiful warm weather and boating family pics with my northern Idiot family ?

King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place which made it basically useless. “This is no good, Merlin!” the King exclaimed, “Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I’m on a long quest?” “Ah, sire, just observe,” said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. “Merlin, you are a genius!” said the grateful monarch. “Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.” After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon a lengthy Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal ‘short arm’ inspection. Sure enough, each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them, except Sir Galahad. “Sir Galahad,” exclaimed King Arthur. “You are my one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours.” But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.

@RobMc 1 week later ?? __ Lookin like a 1 armed Popeye with a Mohawk lol

A local charity realised that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?” The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?” Embarrassed, the charity rep mumbled “Um ... No”. “Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken rep began to stammer out an apology but was put off. “Third, that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation “Leaving her penniless with three children?” The humiliated rep, completely beaten, said simply “I had no idea...” On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again” ... and I don’t give any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!”

At work 'hard' at it eh Angu5? ps I won't sleep tonight now

A young technician and his boss board a train headed through the mountains on their way from a remote job. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him”. The boss is sitting there thinking “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped and hit me!” The young woman was sitting and thinking “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!” The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time!”

Didn't he want you ?? ?

There are some disturbed map makers out there. lololol

I used to have one like the one at 2:14 Miss that couch.

Quick someone jam a SMAW up @TheHammers ass and launch him to to moon.

FUCK THAT I QUIT!

Yo @ANGU5 - was this post approved by GG????

This is still a thing..... ??

If there are rattlesnakes on the moon, I'm in! Suit me up and hit the GO button in the rocket!

I’ll see you in there. I’m the naked chick wearing only shoes but I will have a small cozy love shack and plenty of pumpkins.

im not asking for money from anyone if u like to share it a facebook fund raiser but . im posting this so u can read what he going threw if u like . https://www.facebook.com/donate/386509702185731/ it tell what going on and he'll need testing for rest of his life he goes tomarrow or Friday for genetic testing to see if it link to another type of tumor family . this just moreless a update ty you all for the prays . I pop on and off in game but mostly quite cus im join just try not think about it. what great group of friends.

Nobody likes trolls. Except other trolls.

lol we are i put this in one of my maps ????

SHHHHH ! VHS I'm trying to fly under the radar. Then you go and throw up a billboard ? Now that I looked it up you are right about urban dictionary definition lol. Regular dictionary definition zappy is (fast moving, energetic) The 1 you found may be closer to the truth

Drama fucking queen

Someone please quik close the door.............

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/27/the-french-must-drink-less-wine-say-health-officials ?

Thank you for putting this back, only just noticed it by accident, thought it was still on ctf, I now need someone to play with, hope you all come back

Dude u got a cake i got the alcohol....refund me LMAO

Timmah? Timmah?? Timmah Who???

I wasted money on a cake ?? refund me Timmah ??

une séciale pour vhs qui aime les belle voiture lol

Commande un café pour moi lol

Welcome Zappy>XI< I feel like a proud Papa!

Corsair Dominator Platinum RGB 32GB DDR4-3200MHz G.Skill Trident Z DDR4-3000 32GB depending on cost but probley the best of the best is SKU CMD32GX4M4C3200C14T DOMINATOR® PLATINUM Special Edition Torque 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR4 DRAM 3200MHz C14 Memory Kit this is more if u cant find corsair G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 32GB (2 x 16GB) 288-Pin DDR4 SDRAM DDR4 3200 (PC4 25600) Desktop Memory Model F4-3200C14D-32GVK but if using amd ryzen then I would go with cetified ryzen memory I heard lot issues with ram timmings

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820232716 These because I have great luck with G skill.

!fu hxtrJr

Makes sense, just like these two great inventions.

ty you all .hope to see ya soon

Lmao..So this is where you went? Have fun fker..You never picked up a sniper in cod4 now you found a server..Lmao You will be back..You wont find a crew like Cod4.

The best snipers are the girls, more patient

OK Mine suck ass,,,,,,,, But my service is only 18mb up an down. Oh an that is with 3 kids on phones wife on ipad and phone an one kid on Xbox.