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that time of year can't wait

A man and women who had never met before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower berth. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying ‘Ma’am I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket. I’m awfully cold.’ ‘I have a better idea’ she replied. ‘Just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.’ ‘Wow that’s a great idea’ he exclaimed. ‘Good,’” she replied. ‘Get your own damn blanket.’ After a moment of silence, ……………he farted. The End

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Hey quint bought these for you...

Hello XI my name is Holy , nice website , and the forum , server cod 4 is very nice , best server cod 4 !!

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Now even I admit it was a crap map, but wtf it's just a map? these sad fckrs first whined, then tried bullying then sat in spec watching and bitching for four games instead of rejoining. A great way to waste your night, and as for the fckr who said he'd never defrost me again, well you never did much in the first place, and believe me I' ll remember that. No problem with a vote, that is fair enough, although I still think non XI should not vote, after all it's not their servers, especially those who have been offered membership and declined. LOVED IT, still laughing

Just need to make this clear to everyone, there is no place that has >XI< attached to it that allows racist comments. That means servers, that means the website, that means Teamspeak. If you are heard or seen making these comments you will be banned i dont care if your my mother you will be banned, I dont care if its me I will be banned, I dont care if its your friend on your name you will be banned, I dont care if its your dog you will be banned. End of story have a nice day. This is the way we have run things since day 1 and will continue to run it this way

Please Welcome *Prle* To Our Clan

I've been absent from the server and game due to being hospitalized for my depression, and general depression. Also, my machine turns itself off periodically without warning. . Being in XI means a lot to me. I promise to be back in game soon. My psychiatrist says that I should force myself to do things I enjoy, and I enjoy gaming. With depression I basally sit around and feel worthless, so It's been hard to do things I enjoy. I have off tomorrow and will try to play. I know I'm not very good at it, and this absence will only make me worse, so please bear with me on that.

Hello, I'm FunkyJoshs twin brother/FunkyChickns son, I currently play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2019 on the Xbox and have played with some of you through cross play, I used to play COD4 Freeze-tag as a junior member.

Hi, when the server is full, and you are not playing.. Please make room for player the want to play... Thanks for understanding..

The next rotation for FT is in. Server busy so will take effect on next reboot. map mp_78kwai map mp_akushima map mp_ax_neuville map mp_barracks map mp_communique map mp_cw_pacific map mp_doc78 map mp_drum map mp_ict_stone map mp_jungle map mp_kwalajein map mp_malta2 map mp_newhurtgen map mp_provence5 map mp_ravine map mp_salerno map mp_stronghold map mp_tunnels map mp_ugcarena map mp_vacant map mp_yuko Cheers

maybe its for your head?

i AM Groot

Wrong size Six, he's one of the bigger c....s.

Do you wanna fucking die??

You can blame Kage for that car ? I knew nothing about it till he gave it me!

Hello pinky hello kitty driver

Der Deutschlehrer fragt Laura: "Was ist das für ein Fall, wenn du sagst: Das Lernen macht mir Freude?" Laura überlegt nicht lange: "Ein seltener, Herr Lehrer."

Sorry can't read it.

Meany Ice Ice is Mean * sing

I'll do it asap, I'll speak to a H.ADM

Oh no. Not another one.

Happy Birthday to all that was born on 1/31 like me. My birthday wish is Global Love for all and no more Global Wars.

stop whining and just play the maps….

Get out more

It went to 4/4 me, Firedawg and Fry were rolling around listening to the whines, best bit is if they'd played the game would have been over quicker lol, and as usual I kicked ass (wake up Rob). ps I'd only just joined the game

i have a question did thy all rage quit to spec after playing half of the map cos the scores are 2 4. or was rob kicking ever ones ass lol

Yea fck off and let the members play

CNN IS FAKE NEWS

Now as a mod you should grab your instructions and the thaw file and add it to the download section.

I've been a member of the XtremeIdiots web site for a long time and this is a great great site.The members are great and treat everyone, even none members with respect. Input is welcome and appreciated . Mod,s are helpful and have no problem sharing secrets of the maps. Keep up the excellent work.

Hey guys, i thought i would raise a toast for two great members of our family who we have sadly lost. Would you guys join me for a toast for what memories yout may have and what they have done for the clan? A toast to Dadda A toast to johnnyDos Gone but not forgotten ?

I took out the trash today. Three minutes of pure excitement. Gonna stay in my house now for some weeks to recover. Might do it all over again in some time, but resting for now.

Top European destination for me was France to which I would travel every day to work via Eurotunnel. Then there was Germany - several trips to the Rhineland including Cologne and one to Berlin where my son got food poisoning in the Marriott hotel restaurant! That was a truly shitty trip! Travelled to/through Belgium and Netherlands at various times. Long haul just a couple of stays with relatives in Hong Kong. Loved the place before the so-called "democracy activists" (anarchists) ruined it as a destination. (Nobody who attacks cops gets my respect.) My future ambitions focus on the Iberian peninsula. I am learning Spanish and would like to visit Gibraltar and maybe friends in Seville before heading over to the Algarve to see family there. However, my Overseer (wife) says she won't get on a plane...

heres's mine: Norway (11 times) Greece (this year) Maldives (1) USA (5) France (2) Germany (1) Belgium (1) Finland (1) Cyprus (1) Scotland (3) Spain (1) Netherlands (8) Czech Republic (1) Egypt (5) Turkey (1) Jamaica (1) Ireland (1) that's all i think

Im on all instruments. Vocals done by me, and a few friends. Some of this stuff is old and pretty rough !!! Also let me know if the Soundcloud app stutters during playback. The player stutters on my end, but it could be my browser.

Yes Amsterdam is also fine for me

I agree and i hear enough of the recist stuff from my side of the family enough as is and i am sick of it! It even makes my husband feel awful since he isnt white... sad how some people are this way...

he quint you suck but you are ride for one time, now the sad people going to make you look like you are the fool. whahahaha sad foks. nice post!

since i still cant use the reactions LOCO reacted to this