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A cat and a rooster - lifelong friends - are walking through the forest and starting to get hungry. Eventually they come to a stream and notice some food on the other side. While the stream isn't very wide, it is fast moving, and there is no easy way to cross. The rooster is so hungry at this point that he decides he's going to try and jump the stream. He struts back, turns, then runs towards the stream flapping his wings for all he's worth. He jumps, flutters wildly, and just makes it to the other side. It is ugly and a little scary, but the rooster is now free to happily chow down. "Come on, cat! It's an easy jump and there's plenty of food over here!" The rooster calls to his friend. So the cat, a little nervous due to his natural dislike of water, figures if the rooster can do it, he can do it too. The cat takes a few steps back and makes a running leap - landing smack in the middle of the stream, where he's swept away splashing and sputtering. The moral of the story? Behind every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy.

I am shocked and at a loss for words right now as I fight back tears again. It seems like because we have all been playing here especially on the COD2 servers together for so long that we sometimes just expect everything to stay the same and forget that we are all getting older. He was a special person and had such an easy going demeanor for someone who was so competitive and never seemed to get worked up or say a cross word. Life is precious and shorter than we expect so take some time to tell people that you care. You never know how it may affect them or if it is the last thing you got to tell them. Rest Well STAY

My heart is heavy and I am having a hard time holding the tears back. I always looked forward to gaming with Stayalive. He was as sweet a man that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. The man took alot of guff from me for being Canadian, but he knew it was all out of love. Rest in peace Stayalive, I will never forget our friendship. My heart felt sympathy to his family and loved ones.

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Wow RIP

Very sad news, we play so often on weekends with him....we will missed him....prayers for his family from bakke an hexi

Very sad. RIP

RIP.

R.I.P Stayalive , another great player gone and will be greatly missed on the cod 2 server's . A very sad day indeed.

Got back from the Hospital all of my tests passed. Dehydration and lack of Sleep.

StayAlive will be missed, but not forgotten...

Our condolences to the family , R.I.P.

Please Welcome Mad Doc To Our Clan

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This thing needs to be laughed at, how can any sane person take these mental midgets seriously? They are wasting our time & resources with claptrap nonsense. Satan & The Chinese are jumping for joy at how well their plans have worked.

i am sure there is a doctor that can upgrade you to a removable penis @RobMc i think all who read this are 59 Gender-Idiot!

Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem ?

I did I fainted

Welcome Back @Joe Canadian, we have missed you very much for several reason while you were away. The main reason is because all our scores are down from the easy kills we are not getting from killing you. COD2 servers are going still DM is weekdays from about 4pm to 7pm our time and the TDM is weekends from about 6am to 10 am our time. Hope to see you in the servers soon and glad to see you back my friend. We have lost a few in the past few years so having someone like you return is a blessing. Also please feel free to rump rage on Pain with a grenade whenever you get a chance. Great News

damn i really wanted to see some cock

Hope you show up, even for a few @THE MEEK @tacobill @BeerGoat @Johnny3Time @JoeCamel @WeednFeed @Hoth @Unexist @Draygunnar @E-raser @Buddy @MordBlack @McGrim @BlackRose @Wardogs411 @1lkysob @Duffy @Mightymike1 @FunStick @Ruggerxi @pitbullpete @REO @Hawk @wildthing @Demonio @Hefe33

A sad day for the COD2 gang. Even though I don't play on there as often anymore it was what drew me to this Clan. I could count on playing with the friendly familiar gang on a daily basis. He was a great guy. My condolences to his friends and family.

Happy Birthday, I hope you have a good one ! ?

How about a post where we all can describe the lunacy going on in the world, see whose country tops the bill (I'm betting Canada), what stupid things are going on in your world, heres some from the UK SAS bans nicknames such as ‘Doris’, ‘Ruperts’ and ‘Crabs’ because they can be offensive (gbnews.uk) Do they think these guys are home helps??, and from last week Boris (Prime Minister) has now given £2.6 Billion to Ukraine, despite not yet giving the £350 million he promised to the NHS pre election, we have the money to defend foreign borders but not our own apparently. The SNP want to employ illegal immigrants in the civil service A school in Norfolk will only allow boys to wear trousers or skirts, not shorts to balance things up https://www.gbnews.uk/news/schoolboys-told-they-can-wear-skirts-but-not-shorts-due-to-gender-neutral-uniform-policy/326250 We can’t deport convicted rapists because of human rights, we can't deport illegal immigrants because of human rights Russia says the UK will be the first country to be wiped off the map, oh great See what the loonies have this week, the world is very strange at the moment

Put some ink in the leg today. The fiancé has also been after me to do a tattoo, so I helped her through this one. It took around 3 3-hour sessions before she'd let me share any photos.

It is all star break in baseball, and the Yankees are kicking ASS. NICE, Opto66

Been researching drones for quite awhile and finally pulled the trigger. I think seeing some of the member videos and photos helped speed things along in my buying process ? Went with the DJI Mini 2 Fly More Combo. Was simple enough to get setup with the controller and airborne in a little over an hour. First flight I sent over my neighborhood then on the edge of the interstate... pretty sure you can't fly over them I could be wrong. Regardless, I hit the home button and it was ascending to heaven. Not sure if it was trying to catch up with the Webb Telescope or what, but I had to steer it back manually. All-in-all, an exciting initial flight...

I totally forgot this was going on! Ill be there next time

Try the mirror!!!

I'm feeling really sick. Not sure what's wrong. Shortness of breath, very dizzy, shallow but faster than normal and erratic heart rate. I've been very exhausted and not sleeping more than MAYBE 2 hours a night for a couple of weeks. Yesterday I was outside doing yard work for a couple of hours and got really tired. I came in to the house and got extremely dizzy within about 10 minutes. Thought that I was going to pass out several times. Called 911 and the paramedic tested my oxygen saturation, blood pressure and did a EKG scan. Heart rate was a little fast. Funny that I felt alot better when they was here. The guy told me that he did not see anything wrong and had me sign a bunch of papers and told me to do a follow up at the doctors. I still feel really really bad. Kidneys? I'm going to the Hospital tomorrow to get tests done if I make it that long. I'm very scared. I'm peeing more frequently now but only about 2oz every hour and I still fill full (which makes it impossible to sleep for very long). I drank 3 12oz Gatoraids and a 16.9oz bottle of Propel Electrolyte drink and coffee.

You shouldn't be admiring it Vincent ?

Old joke The old farmer in Ireland says to his son 'Heres £30, get yourself to the market on Saturday and buy a new cock, the old ones on it's last legs' So dutifully the lad walks 10 miles into town, of course in the market square the pubs are open, being hot and thirsty he pops into one. The inevitable happens and he spends the money on drink, only £1 remains, OMG he thinks, my Dad will beat me black and blue. In desperation he goes around the sellers trying in vain to buy a healthy cockerel for £1, no luck. Then he comes across a stall where this cock is on a chain with a hood on it's head. Puzzled he asks the vendor why?, seeing his chance the vendor gives his sales pitch about not wanting to tire it out in the sun, but assures the boy that the cock is insatiable and just what he needs, so the deal is done. Arriving back at the farm the old farmer looks sceptically at the raggy bird, but decides to give it a chance, they go to the first henhouse, undo the chain and remove the hood. The cock blinks twice in the sunlight then jumps through the henhouse door, feathers fly everywhere and the squawking is tremendous. Five minutes later the cock struts out of the henhouse and dives in the next one, same thing, feathers fly. They look in the first henhouse and the hens are exhausted, literally shagged out, pleased the farmer says to his son 'lets have a cup of tea while the cock does his business'. They are just pouring the tea when glancing out of the window they see the cock, eyes closed on his back in the middle of the yard with vultures circling overhead. Thinking he's overdone it and dead they rush to the cock, just as they arrive he opens one eye, and from the corner of his beak says :- 'piss off, they'll be down in a minute'

Yes but deliberately spelt incorrectly as 'a play on words', come on now Guru ?

It's killer man. All of em. you're a whole atmosphere. People can choose their words around you better now.

Holy shit! A rooster on a chicken leg!

Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?

Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty

It's our Québec Summer Fest (concerts) here so I might not be able to be part of it as it's Rage Against the Machine tomorrow and the weather seems to be with us once again. I'm just coming back from a concert with MillenCollin, Pennywise and Sum41 ? though and my feet and neck are telling me to just stay here this time So, in the end, I might be able to make it to the Happy Hour ! ?

RIP .

RIP

Extremely sad to hear. Great guy to play with and talk with. We seem to be losing some of the best amongst us.

Oh that hurts. He was one of my favs to play with, never a bad word, just really fun to game and chat with. RIP my friend. RIP.

OMG, that's horrible news. He seemed like a Great guy and a regular part of our COD2 gang! We'll all miss him. Life is short, so enjoy it while we can! RIP, Neil.

Yea....gonna miss him dearly. Would talk to him about 2 a week...just talked to him a few days ago when he couldn't connect....provider problems. RIP Neil Piercey (StayAlive)!!

Dunno Rob, can't take the opinion of anyone who calls their wife "a person with a uterus" seriously. Since time began, we've had boys & girls. Only recently, the demented have gone off the rails and can't decide what XX & XY are. Could you imagine calling your Mom a "birthing person" to her face?

I'm betting Russia, but nobody will probably say anything due to possible death or imprisonment.