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  1. RobMc

    Is it the heat?

    You must have heard about it because British media have banged on and on about it, we have a mini heatwave where for 2 days the temp MAY reach 40 degrees C in some parts of the country. Trains can't run, people being told to stay home and more government warnings than a third world war, amazingly from the same people who jet off for a fortnight in Turkey or the Maldives, where it apparently doesn't have the same effect. Those in Aussie, Florida or California would get a chuckle at this lot, do your trains stop too? Anyway I was going through a Starbucks drive through on my mobility scooter this morning, and as the lady bent down to hand me the coffee (not good coffee) I handed her a ten pound note. 'Have you not got anything smaller' she snarled, 'only my dick' I replied, the look on her face was priceless, must be the heat.
    12 points
  2. Smeggie

    Blondes on a plane

    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
    6 points
  3. RobMc

    Blondes on a plane

    Wow! None of us would ever have guessed ?
    3 points
  4. Majbasil

    Blondes on a plane

    LOL, my husband has a story he likes to tell about me on a plane and NO way I am telling it. As for my excuse? "Hey, I am blonde, what do you expect? Duh, You Married Me, how smart does that make you?" Oh. "Oops"
    3 points
  5. Of course he drinks moose piss. He gave the other half of his pay check to XI
    3 points
  6. TBB

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Here's mine
    3 points
  7. 2 points
  8. J3st3r

    fucking C word

    ewwwwww @Timmah! we didn't need to actually SEE it. Could be Bronchitis. I have a bit of that as well. They gave me a Albuterol Sulfate inhaler which helps ALOT. Also Helps me sleep. I slept 10 hours last night (5 hours got up and peed and slept 5 more). Literally more sleep that I've had in a week and I feel like I could sleep more rite now.
    2 points
  9. NuTzOpaNts

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Zoom out from between those toes and heck yeah, that's an impressive length. Maybe there'll be a good Fantastic 4 movie afterall.
    2 points
  10. I am pleased to be accepted as a member of XI, and happily accept the invitation. Thanks to the admins who sponsored me and to all the members who supported me. My 2 years as a player has been great and being a member just makes it that much better. (Besides my wife says, that considering the name of the Clan, I am now right where I belong.) Thanks again for the honor.
    2 points
  11. Timmah!

    fucking C word

    Imagine that. 2hrs./day for weeks and you feel unwell. Was diagnosed with a respiratory virus that's not COVID. Shit's thick and elastic. Been coughing all week and feeling weak.
    2 points
  12. Obviously has it's advantages, you can shag anything, one of yours :- Trans inmate impregnates two other prisoners in women’s prison (gbnews.uk) Whoops forgot to say, anyone else think it's a great idea to put a dick in a womens prison ffs ?
    2 points
  13. OK, this is all over the place, pump that 'pushes' the flow through filters in Litres per minute?? therefore it is pumping dirty water before any filtration, correct? is 3 x 20 inches the depth and circumference of each filter, which as they do their job and get dirty will require more pressure for the same flow Then a secondary filtration through 4 filters no idea about .q meaning?, but what really has me puzzled is the pressure can be adjusted by a 'free flow waste' so does this restrict it and cause a back pressure?? presume 7 to 1 is in bar? However it is very very simple, just like your wires in electricity, the maximum flow available will be at the most restrictive point, you can't push it any harder. So the circumference of the smallest pipe is all you'll get, look up the formula on Google. Once you know how much should be coming through 'free flow' then with the filters in you'll need a gauge to increase pump pressure to get the same reading. i.e. fit a pressure gauge at the end of the filtration, take all filters out put pump up to max and note reading. Stop, dial pump back, put filters in then increase pump to get 1st reading. Eventually as filters clog you'll have to increase pressure to get max flow. I'll add a bit more, there is a fixed relationship between the pressure (pump), volume of water flow and circumference of the pipe (discounting aeration). So your circumference is a constant, fixed by the pipe size, leaving the only variables pressure and volume (related to each other). You cannot push any more through it than it will take, because it is liquid and does not compress (unlike a gas), once it reaches maximum then that is it, no more. I need to understand how the pressure is affected by this free flow waste, i.e. the relationship in the system. Is the pump constant pressure? i.e. non adjustable, because if it is as I stated earlier I suspect the waste acts like a resistor. If this is so then you are always getting full flow as that is what the pump is supplying, the waste is merely restricting (calming down) the full flow. Give us a bit better description of the system please
    2 points
  14. Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem ?
    2 points
  15. Yea but who are these 'people' who are imposing all these things, I've never met one, these people have serious issues if they call their Mom "a birthing person", is Mothers Day on the way out? I personally would like to teach them common sense the old fashioned way.
    2 points
  16. Dunno Rob, can't take the opinion of anyone who calls their wife "a person with a uterus" seriously. Since time began, we've had boys & girls. Only recently, the demented have gone off the rails and can't decide what XX & XY are. Could you imagine calling your Mom a "birthing person" to her face?
    2 points
  17. There are more Karen’s per campita on this website than there is in any country. The forum itself is an example lol.?
    2 points
  18. Flash back of Neil Piercey aka Stayalive meeting with Justin Trudeau discussing the loss of manufacturing jobs
    1 point
  19. Opto66

    Yankees

    It is all star break in baseball, and the Yankees are kicking ASS. NICE, Opto66
    1 point
  20. RobMc

    Yankees

    That's the worst spider tattoo I've ever seen buddy? don't let him loose on the fox 'n hounds.
    1 point
  21. jointz

    Yankees

    My tattoo go yanks
    1 point
  22. 1 point
  23. So exoctiing I could spit half of the suman on the can and the other half on ....or into it. I could boil an egg on a can if I wanted a reaction. Welcome to the healthiest side of the world Mad Doc. Everyone here is positive. (and can be tru.XzzzzT....trusted I was told). A+
    1 point
  24. LtFireman

    First drone!

    I have this controller that will allow you to hook your smart phone up to the camera on your drone. I think it will work with the mini. If you want it PM me with your address and I will ship it to you. I have no use for it anymore. I crashed my DJI in high winds lol and cannot use it any more.
    1 point
  25. 1 point
  26. Welcome, I'm always in need of a medic
    1 point
  27. Welcome to the family of idiots ..
    1 point
  28. 1 point
  29. WELCOME to the >IDIOT< HOUSE !!!!
    1 point
  30. Welcome to >XI< Mad Doc
    1 point
  31. TBB

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Don't understand why you fainted - nothing to see!!!!
    1 point
  32. VHS2

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    @Shadow You've got a French leg, though...
    1 point
  33. Timmah!

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Holy shit! A rooster on a chicken leg!
    1 point
  34. Timmah!

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    'fowl', you mean?
    1 point
  35. RobMc

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Looks foul to me, but probably tastes like chicken, looks like he blew a fortune on it ?
    1 point
  36. TBB

    Ya wanna see my cock?

    Nice TAT - but we'll have to let @RobMc determine if it's a nice cock - that's his specialty
    1 point
  37. We do not have many "Woke" in Ohio. Only in the big cities for the most part. Hell California and New York have the distinction of being the "Woke" states. Wokeness is like Disco. Its a fad and on its way out. Karen's on the other hand are non partisan. They are everywhere and always will be. Hell in my old age I feel a little "Karenish" at times. Ughhh !!! I've become my "birthing humans" !!!!!!!!
    1 point
  38. Ah ha, but does it have anyone capable of using them ?
    1 point
  39. I knew I'd touch a nerve saying Canada, naughty Rob, here's another, it is relentless Woke Scout leaders ban the terms ‘man-made’ and 'dinner ladies' in fear of hurting anyone's feelings | The Sun
    1 point
  40. canada has the most computers in the world
    1 point
  41. Your point? I can apply that to sooooo many groups of people across all political and social spectrums. Its today's pastime. Bitch about anything you dont like. Loudly. Especially to those that are not interested.
    1 point
  42. Canada does have a shit ton of 'snowflakes' on the ground each year !! Hey, anyone else see the similarity between "Karen's" and "Snowflakes". Oh wait. Karen's tell you what to do and Snowflakes cant do anything. But they do both bitch non stop !!!
    1 point
  43. WeednFeed

    Drones

    My younger brother and his business partner own this company in Canada. They have stores and warehouses in 3 Canadian provinces and a large mail order clientele. They’ve made a living out of playing with the toys they love! He can do some amazing things with these drones. Needless to say I’ve watched some awesome videos. I can’t even drive one of their RC cars. https://www.greathobbies.com/
    1 point
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