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You must have heard about it because British media have banged on and on about it, we have a mini heatwave where for 2 days the temp MAY reach 40 degrees C in some parts of the country. Trains can't run, people being told to stay home and more government warnings than a third world war, amazingly from the same people who jet off for a fortnight in Turkey or the Maldives, where it apparently doesn't have the same effect. Those in Aussie, Florida or California would get a chuckle at this lot, do your trains stop too? Anyway I was going through a Starbucks drive through on my mobility scooter this morning, and as the lady bent down to hand me the coffee (not good coffee) I handed her a ten pound note. 'Have you not got anything smaller' she snarled, 'only my dick' I replied, the look on her face was priceless, must be the heat.

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Wow! None of us would ever have guessed

LOL, my husband has a story he likes to tell about me on a plane and NO way I am telling it. As for my excuse? "Hey, I am blonde, what do you expect? Duh, You Married Me, how smart does that make you?" Oh. "Oops"

Of course he drinks moose piss. He gave the other half of his pay check to XI

Here's mine

ewwwwww @Timmah! we didn't need to actually SEE it. Could be Bronchitis. I have a bit of that as well. They gave me a Albuterol Sulfate inhaler which helps ALOT. Also Helps me sleep. I slept 10 hours last night (5 hours got up and peed and slept 5 more). Literally more sleep that I've had in a week and I feel like I could sleep more rite now.

Zoom out from between those toes and heck yeah, that's an impressive length. Maybe there'll be a good Fantastic 4 movie afterall.

I am pleased to be accepted as a member of XI, and happily accept the invitation. Thanks to the admins who sponsored me and to all the members who supported me. My 2 years as a player has been great and being a member just makes it that much better. (Besides my wife says, that considering the name of the Clan, I am now right where I belong.) Thanks again for the honor.

Imagine that. 2hrs./day for weeks and you feel unwell. Was diagnosed with a respiratory virus that's not COVID. Shit's thick and elastic. Been coughing all week and feeling weak.

Obviously has it's advantages, you can shag anything, one of yours :- Trans inmate impregnates two other prisoners in women’s prison (gbnews.uk) Whoops forgot to say, anyone else think it's a great idea to put a dick in a womens prison ffs ?

OK, this is all over the place, pump that 'pushes' the flow through filters in Litres per minute?? therefore it is pumping dirty water before any filtration, correct? is 3 x 20 inches the depth and circumference of each filter, which as they do their job and get dirty will require more pressure for the same flow Then a secondary filtration through 4 filters no idea about .q meaning?, but what really has me puzzled is the pressure can be adjusted by a 'free flow waste' so does this restrict it and cause a back pressure?? presume 7 to 1 is in bar? However it is very very simple, just like your wires in electricity, the maximum flow available will be at the most restrictive point, you can't push it any harder. So the circumference of the smallest pipe is all you'll get, look up the formula on Google. Once you know how much should be coming through 'free flow' then with the filters in you'll need a gauge to increase pump pressure to get the same reading. i.e. fit a pressure gauge at the end of the filtration, take all filters out put pump up to max and note reading. Stop, dial pump back, put filters in then increase pump to get 1st reading. Eventually as filters clog you'll have to increase pressure to get max flow. I'll add a bit more, there is a fixed relationship between the pressure (pump), volume of water flow and circumference of the pipe (discounting aeration). So your circumference is a constant, fixed by the pipe size, leaving the only variables pressure and volume (related to each other). You cannot push any more through it than it will take, because it is liquid and does not compress (unlike a gas), once it reaches maximum then that is it, no more. I need to understand how the pressure is affected by this free flow waste, i.e. the relationship in the system. Is the pump constant pressure? i.e. non adjustable, because if it is as I stated earlier I suspect the waste acts like a resistor. If this is so then you are always getting full flow as that is what the pump is supplying, the waste is merely restricting (calming down) the full flow. Give us a bit better description of the system please

Yacc if this wasn't so sad you'd laugh wouldn't you, this fckr says theres 58 different sexes ? Pretty soon the only way to prove you're straight is to walk around with a hard on ? Which gives me a problem

Yea but who are these 'people' who are imposing all these things, I've never met one, these people have serious issues if they call their Mom "a birthing person", is Mothers Day on the way out? I personally would like to teach them common sense the old fashioned way.

Dunno Rob, can't take the opinion of anyone who calls their wife "a person with a uterus" seriously. Since time began, we've had boys & girls. Only recently, the demented have gone off the rails and can't decide what XX & XY are. Could you imagine calling your Mom a "birthing person" to her face?

There are more Karen’s per campita on this website than there is in any country. The forum itself is an example lol.

How about a post where we all can describe the lunacy going on in the world, see whose country tops the bill (I'm betting Canada), what stupid things are going on in your world, heres some from the UK SAS bans nicknames such as ‘Doris’, ‘Ruperts’ and ‘Crabs’ because they can be offensive (gbnews.uk) Do they think these guys are home helps??, and from last week Boris (Prime Minister) has now given £2.6 Billion to Ukraine, despite not yet giving the £350 million he promised to the NHS pre election, we have the money to defend foreign borders but not our own apparently. The SNP want to employ illegal immigrants in the civil service A school in Norfolk will only allow boys to wear trousers or skirts, not shorts to balance things up https://www.gbnews.uk/news/schoolboys-told-they-can-wear-skirts-but-not-shorts-due-to-gender-neutral-uniform-policy/326250 We can’t deport convicted rapists because of human rights, we can't deport illegal immigrants because of human rights Russia says the UK will be the first country to be wiped off the map, oh great See what the loonies have this week, the world is very strange at the moment

Please Welcome Mad Doc To Our Clan

Well I had to go to the family care center to have an infected tooth exrayed so that an oral surgeon can cut the damn thing out as soon as the infection is burnt out by the antibiotics they give me. Got back home and 3 days later I start getting covid symptoms. Ya I'm sick with covid. I'm 6 days in and just getting over the muscle pains. Can't sleep for shit either. Worst part is that I think mom caught it off of me even though I thought I was careful. It felt exactly like the Flu which usually only lasts 3-4 days. I wasn't 100% sure I had it until 3 days in when the muscle pains kicked in. These fucking doctors around here are a fucking joke. Our so called Family doctor says we are not members because it's been over 30 years since I've needed them for anything. They won't even give me or mom a damn covid test. I don't drive and mom is sick. I found and ordered the 8 free home test kits but hard to tell when they will show up.

Flash back of Neil Piercey aka Stayalive meeting with Justin Trudeau discussing the loss of manufacturing jobs

It is all star break in baseball, and the Yankees are kicking ASS. NICE, Opto66

My tattoo go yanks

Really suspicious, behind your screen with the massive box of tissues @piglo

Got me m8, my supply & wash water are line pressure. Clean water is stored to holding, which I can adjust with an air assisted bladder. Clean water runs through separate faucets. Never paid attention to flow rates, cause I didn't care.

Levine is just gross, and the poster pix for all that's wrong with woke. Why plan to fail? https://nypost.com/2022/07/18/vets-like-me-are-fighting-back-so-our-military-doesnt-go-woke/

Welcome Doc!

So exoctiing I could spit half of the suman on the can and the other half on ....or into it. I could boil an egg on a can if I wanted a reaction. Welcome to the healthiest side of the world Mad Doc. Everyone here is positive. (and can be tru.XzzzzT....trusted I was told). A+

I totally forgot this was going on! Ill be there next time

Heynow!

Welcome, I'm always in need of a medic

Welcome to the family of idiots ..

Welcome MD!!!

WELCOME to the >IDIOT< HOUSE !!!!

Got back from the Hospital all of my tests passed. Dehydration and lack of Sleep.

Welcome to >XI< Mad Doc

Don't understand why you fainted - nothing to see!!!!

welcome

Welcome to the family Mad Doc, Get them tags on

i think pengy and me were the last 2, and it seems like it was about a quarter to midnight EST when we left..

Fake news, we heard you watching the Terminal list.

i know what you are going through, i am in day 4 of covid. trying to keep my wife from getting it also.

We do not have many "Woke" in Ohio. Only in the big cities for the most part. Hell California and New York have the distinction of being the "Woke" states. Wokeness is like Disco. Its a fad and on its way out. Karen's on the other hand are non partisan. They are everywhere and always will be. Hell in my old age I feel a little "Karenish" at times. Ughhh !!! I've become my "birthing humans" !!!!!!!!

My younger brother and his business partner own this company in Canada. They have stores and warehouses in 3 Canadian provinces and a large mail order clientele. They’ve made a living out of playing with the toys they love! He can do some amazing things with these drones. Needless to say I’ve watched some awesome videos. I can’t even drive one of their RC cars. https://www.greathobbies.com/