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Lies, all lies. He drinks water when he ices his bourbon.....

You trying to kill me off girl?? remember us old men have weak hearts. What's the matter my lovely, boyfriend troubles?? don't worry one will come along that's perfect, you're a romantic and very few men are the same. I was in the pub the other day with the wife and looking at my drink, 'I love you' I said 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she said I replied ' I was talking to the beer'

I have a better idea. If you die, find your way back to me! Merge with a soul that's already on this planet, since the current generation of men won't work for me! Then we can be together for a long time Rob

When I finally die Essssiee I'll try to die quietly in my sleep just like my old grandad Unlike his passengers who were screaming

Bobo calling himself a legend after every game is turning him into a legend. No one will ever forget the Legendary legend of all legends being the last man standing and never moving! Only a true legend could pull that off. Legendary!

The server wouldn’t be the same if I didn’t have to shove my fingers in my ears every time you show up…..lol

I'm 90

Hahaha iff that is you, it will work ofc!!!

Get your hair cut, and are you too drunk to use two fingers now??

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Hey Rob

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a green envelope containing $1000 in cash. It happened week after week. One Sunday he watched as the offering was collected and saw little old Mrs. Doyle put the distinctive green envelope in the plate. After the service, he approached her and said, “Mrs. Doyle, I couldn't help notice that you regularly put $1,000 a week in the collection plate.” "Why yes," she replied. "Every week me son Rob sends me cash, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" Mrs. Doyle replied, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "Rob is a veterinarian." "That is an honourable profession," the pastor said. "Where does Rob practice?" Mrs. Doyle said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

The TBB asked old man Budman on his 69th birthday the secrets to his longevity. Budman replied, "For better digestion I drink beer. In case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the event of high blood pressure I drink whiskey. When I have a cold I drink bourbon.” TBB was amazed and inquired, "When do you drink water?" "I don't." responded Budman, "I've never been that sick

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday!!!!