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A Ducati mechanic ( Royalty of all Trades) dies in a road accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand. Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you." "Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Ducati mechanic (Royalty of all Trades) sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Ducati mechanic the Royalty of all Trades" "Congratulations for what????" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The Ducati mechanic (Royalty of all Trades) is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty." "That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter, "We've added up all your time sheets."

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their breasts. "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. "Come on," she demanded, "When was I born?" "Yesterday?" I replied.

Good grief lol

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. KTWEST (70)BlackBird (29)

I showed up but I was the only one on.

please do not forget to put in the hull drain plugs when launch the boat, for brother inlaw thought was a smart ass . launched the boat an parked by the dock an went back to camp trailer to get the ski equipment Then came back and said some one stole the boat, we went back down to the dock and it was sunk below the water. that was chore to get out of the water , 1/2 day wasted using front bumper winch and boat trailer we got it out. Happy boating and fishing for see a trolling motor on whale tail

Thank you for doing this.

Well i gone and done it and bought a new boat its a 2015 Bayliner 175 (17.6ft) - 135 HP, MerCruiser 3.0L inline 4 - Minn Kota Electric Trolling Motor - Lowrance Fish Finder Elite 5 HDI - Trailer included

I may show up tonight. But ONLY if @ShadyBrady wears his special glasses....

Ok thanks, that's midnight here

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Have a GREAT birthday!11

I just joined, billy no mates, I guess it's running the usual later timings

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I have changed my name from The Shadow to 刀evious, this has been carried out by ROCKAPE>XI<ADM at my request and all records have been updated.

Thank you everyone

Happy birthday!!!!!

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday Rockape! Cheers

Happy Birthday and have a great day