JohnnyDos Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted August 9, 2018 SCOTTISH WEDDING At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... "Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was almost crushed to death. SEX Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore ..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband New Book A man goes into Chaptersbookstoreand asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet.” "That's the one; I'll take a copy.." Poor Lance Armstrong - I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike! Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard!! Scam Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes”. Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed. So True Before sex, you help each other get naked.After sex, you only dress yourself. The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been screwed. Pregnant Prostitute Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?” "For god sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?” EASYJET Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?” Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane. " Labob, BigPapaDean, YACCster and 10 others 1 1 11
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 Copy and Paste guy...Lmao.. AyaqGuyaq and Mule 2 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted August 9, 2018 Then write them yourself.Not much else to read.I put them under one post and didn't spam it like all the happy birthdays.I don't tell everyone that I am sick or ask for prayers,do they work anyways?I've been here forever and I still party and play and visit the website daily and also donate every month since I've been in this clan.So if I can't post I might as well stop visiting. Sourtap, AyaqGuyaq, RobMc and 2 others 3 1 1
Labob Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.46 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 post away I like jokes and if the all get threaded through here others will come and read them too. Its a good thing Unchileno, RobMc and JohnnyDos 2 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 Yea seems to be a campaign by people who never post slanging off those that do, FU assholes, I notice a few 'regulars' haven't posted for ages, so much for a friendly clan? keep the posts and jokes coming, the majority are behind you. The alternatives as Johnny says are that no one posts and the forum dies, your choice but I feel like a spam now! Angelz, JohnnyDos, AyaqGuyaq and 2 others 3 1 1
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: Then write them yourself.Not much else to read.I put them under one post and didn't spam it like all the happy birthdays.I don't tell everyone that I am sick or ask for prayers,do they work anyways?I've been here forever and I still party and play and visit the website daily and also donate every month since I've been in this clan.So if I can't post I might as well stop visiting. Wtf.. Its a fking JOKE brother (Not copy and paste, original ) ... Why so touchy bud..You know how I am... P.s..Lmao.. AyaqGuyaq, RobMc and YACCster 1 2 Awards
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 P.s. Can we give @Sonovabich a medal for most people blocking him on a day.. P.s..Another JOKE @JohnnyDos BUDMAN, YACCster, AyaqGuyaq and 1 other 2 2 Awards
RobMc Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 You having a bad day Chile ??? Unchileno 1
BigPapaDean Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, RobMc said: Yea seems to be a campaign by people who never post slanging off those that do, FU assholes, I notice a few 'regulars' haven't posted for ages, so much for a friendly clan? keep the posts and jokes coming, the majority are behind you. The alternatives as Johnny says are that no one posts and the forum dies, your choice but I feel like a spam now! I don't pot much anymore because there are so many new members that I simply don't know. I am not complaining but for me to feel comfortable I need some sort of connection with most. Unchileno 1 Awards
RobMc Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, BigPapaDean said: I don't pot much anymore because there are so many new members that I simply don't know. I am not complaining but for me to feel comfortable I need some sort of connection with most. That is quite understandable, but if we never talk to each other (i.e. post) we'll never be friends in the truest sense. For example, we've never met, but through the forum I know that you are one of the oldest most respected members good with a knife etc etc I think of you as a friend. I' m a recent member, a gobshite (Irish) but like to chat, tell jokes and swap stories with all of you from all over the world, isn't that the point? I wish more would join in the community spirit, I realise that for some English is not the main language, and some jokes etc are missed, but that is also understood. If we start slanging members off for posting, whatever the reason, then they will not post, this is a pity and not healthy. So come on don't fight, if you don't like it ignore it but don't stop the fun, FFS Chile do you expect all jokes and content to be original?? Edited August 9, 2018 by RobMc Angelz and Unchileno 1 1
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 2 hours ago, RobMc said: You having a bad day Chile ??? No brother..These fkers know me for years and know what a dick I am.. So ,,I,, ,,I,, Merlin007, RobMc, BUDMAN and 1 other 1 1 1 1 Awards
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 1 hour ago, RobMc said: That is quite understandable, but if we never talk to each other (i.e. post) we'll never be friends in the truest sense. For example, we've never met, but through the forum I know that you are one of the oldest most respected members good with a knife etc etc I think of you as a friend. I' m a recent member, a gobshite (Irish) but like to chat, tell jokes and swap stories with all of you from all over the world, isn't that the point? I wish more would join in the community spirit, I realise that for some English is not the main language, and some jokes etc are missed, but that is also understood. If we start slanging members off for posting, whatever the reason, then they will not post, this is a pity and not healthy. So come on don't fight, if you don't like it ignore it but don't stop the fun, FFS Chile do you expect all jokes and content to be original?? Dictionary sar·casm ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, scorn, sneering, scoffing; More Copied and pasted Wanka.. RobMc and GHO5T 1 1 Awards
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Labob said: post away I like jokes and if the all get threaded through here others will come and read them too. Its a good thing Your posts are a Joke fake Frenchi.. Awards
Unchileno Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted August 9, 2018 RobMc 1 Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 28 minutes ago, Unchileno said: No brother..These fkers know me for years and know what a dick I am.. So ,,I,, ,,I,, 2nd that lol RobMc and Unchileno 2
2_MANY_BEERS Posted August 9, 2018 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 9, 2018 6 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: Then write them yourself.Not much else to read.I put them under one post and didn't spam it like all the happy birthdays.I don't tell everyone that I am sick or ask for prayers,do they work anyways?I've been here forever and I still party and play and visit the website daily and also donate every month since I've been in this clan.So if I can't post I might as well stop visiting. Party on Johnny I guess what Chilly said worked cause I haven't seen any of SOB posts after that. Unchileno and YACCster 2
BUDMAN Posted August 10, 2018 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7100 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4638 Achievement Points: 60384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Unchileno said: No brother..These fkers know me for years and know what a dick I am.. So ,,I,, ,,I,, So true ... lmao YACCster, Unchileno and RobMc 1 1 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted August 10, 2018 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted August 10, 2018 You frickin' guys crack me up, man. Nice jokes, @JohnnyDos, invariably, nice jokes, bud. You frickin' guys. Ayaq RobMc, Spartacus, YACCster and 1 other 3 1 Awards
Labob Posted August 10, 2018 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.46 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted August 10, 2018 Small dick :0 RobMc and Unchileno 1 1 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted August 10, 2018 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Posted August 10, 2018 12 hours ago, Unchileno said: P.s. Can we give @Sonovabich a medal for most people blocking him on a day.. P.s..Another JOKE @JohnnyDos SOB is NO MORE,he's left the clan.He's just a registered member. YACCster and Unchileno 1 1
Angelz Posted August 10, 2018 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Posted August 10, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, JohnnyDos said: Then write them yourself.Not much else to read.I put them under one post and didn't spam it like all the happy birthdays.I don't tell everyone that I am sick or ask for prayers,do they work anyways?I've been here forever and I still party and play and visit the website daily and also donate every month since I've been in this clan.So if I can't post I might as well stop visiting. You got over 7000 posts man where the fuck is your post whore medal??? LOL I get what you are saying there dude!!! Post a non political picture of the US Pres and some jerk takes offense and it ends up in the politics section. Post a pic of the Canadian PM and us Canadians laugh at it. Some peeps just do not have a sense of humor. Fuck them!!! I finally got to use the block all on that asshole hahahahhahahha Edited August 10, 2018 by Angelz JohnnyDos and YACCster 2
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