RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Unlike my buddy Sixgun (hungwaylow), as we all know I have the opposite problem, where in things like saunas I'm often directed to the ladies part, in fact I'm not sure it's still there I haven't seen it for about 20 years. Talking about this to a buddy and he said he'd send something to help me, boy was I excited when the postman gave me a box the next week, I hoped it wouldn't take long to inflate? I eagerly opened the box, wtf?????, it said it was to help with erectile dysfunction ?, I wasn't building anything at the moment?, since the last episode when my neighbours objected to my bird spotting tower, just because it blocked the light from their bedroom, some people just don't like nature do they? Anyway when I opened it there were these blue tablets, this had me puzzled, and the instructions only said use with care as stiffness resulted after 15 minutes?, was I to exercise with them? then it came to me, you dissolved them before use, by f..k they were good the brush I used to stir them with in the bucket was rock hard after 5 minutes. Now for a long time the back fence has been leaning over a bit, so I poured a bit on the posts, f..k me they sprang to attention like Guardsmen, straight as a poker, wow these things could do miracles, what next? Just then a tablet fell out of the box, and quick as a flash my greedy labrador wolfed it down, which leads me to my problem, How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? EastCoast50, Poseidon, TBB and 11 others 1 13
FUNky Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted June 7, 2020 Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. TBB, VHS2, animalxi and 8 others 10 1 Awards
baldie Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3368 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2728 Achievement Points: 34292 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 32 minutes ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 I see your Dog had a good time Poseidon, RobMc, Kitsune and 5 others 8 Awards
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76764 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha TBB, FUNky, AthenA and 7 others 10 Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted June 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Merlin007 said: Grease your leg so he can't get a grip. haha He seems to be greasing it himself ??? baldie, FUNky, Merlin007 and 6 others 9
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21007 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22793 Achievement Points: 150944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Don't bother - just enjoy it - it is all you can get anyway Kitsune, VHS2, Merlin007 and 4 others 7 Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7115 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4656 Achievement Points: 60588 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... TBB, Merlin007, animalxi and 3 others 6 Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted June 7, 2020 53 minutes ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... I bow to your knowledge VHS2, Kitsune, animalxi and 3 others 6
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21007 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22793 Achievement Points: 150944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 15 minutes ago, RobMc said: I bow to your knowledge Don't you usually bow to something else???? animalxi, baldie, Kitsune and 3 others 6 Awards
TBB Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21007 Content Per Day: 3.73 Reputation: 22793 Achievement Points: 150944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 407 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, FUNky said: Just relax and let nature take its course. He will get tired in four or five hours. If you mean @RobMc - I heard he gets tired after 5 seconds - and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt Merlin007, FUNky, VHS2 and 3 others 6 Awards
RobMc Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted June 7, 2020 1 hour ago, TBB said: Don't you usually bow to something else???? Rugger? VHS2, TBB, Kitsune and 1 other 4
AthenA Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 22619 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 135 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3675 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 4446 Achievement Points: 36595 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 06/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 03:51 AM Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 3 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Use KY Jelly Rob It's water soluble... Please don't tell how you'd know... Merlin007, baldie, animalxi and 4 others 7 Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7115 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4656 Achievement Points: 60588 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Well my 1st wife was an RN... Awards
Kitsune Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 28144 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 33 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1146 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1417 Achievement Points: 28308 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/31/20 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2021 Posted June 7, 2020 What the fuck did I just read??? Merlin007, TBB, RobMc and 2 others 4 1
Merlin007 Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 1136 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 8599 Content Per Day: 1.63 Reputation: 7572 Achievement Points: 76764 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 67 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 minutes ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? Just rob and his humping dog... Just consider it time in your life you won't get back lmao. RobMc, BUDMAN, TBB and 1 other 4 Awards
Poseidon Posted June 7, 2020 Member ID: 1132 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 49 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 496 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 565 Achievement Points: 3870 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 27, 2024 Birthday: 07/24/1980 Device: Windows Posted June 7, 2020 Thats funny right there. I dont care who ya are, thats funny! baldie, Merlin007 and RobMc 2 1 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted June 8, 2020 2 hours ago, ShinyAbsol said: What the fuck did I just read??? You can never unread what you have read. Merlin007 1 Awards
RobMc Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted June 8, 2020 7 hours ago, BUDMAN said: Well my 1st wife was an RN... A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? baldie and Merlin007 2
J3st3r Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 155 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5254 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5205 Achievement Points: 46193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 25 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) OMG lmao Edited June 8, 2020 by J3st3r LtLaszlo, TBB, baldie and 2 others 5 Awards
VHS2 Posted June 8, 2020 Member ID: 2056 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 54 Topic Count: 57 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1122 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 1168 Achievement Points: 9821 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/18/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:03 PM Birthday: 01/17/1960 Device: Android Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 2:47 PM, RobMc said: How do I get the f.....g dog off my leg??? Wasn't it retaliation? RobMc and TBB 2 Awards
EastCoast50 Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 25026 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 534 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 1029 Achievement Points: 7157 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 09/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Device: Windows Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/7/2020 at 11:49 PM, RobMc said: A Royal Navy what ?? leading seaman, petty officer ???? Rob is the only leading semen that I've come across in this twisted place. RobMc 1 Awards
Crack Posted June 10, 2020 Member ID: 3139 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2124 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 2006 Achievement Points: 17340 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 01/17/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 04/20/1984 Device: iPhone Posted June 10, 2020 J3st3r and Merlin007 2 Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 155 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5254 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5205 Achievement Points: 46193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 25 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack you point whoring again? lol Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Merlin007 and Crack 2 Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 139 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7115 Content Per Day: 1.25 Reputation: 4656 Achievement Points: 60588 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 12 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Posted June 11, 2020 @J3st3r Not Again STILL!! J3st3r, Merlin007 and Crack 2 1 Awards
J3st3r Posted June 11, 2020 Member ID: 2162 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 155 Topic Count: 152 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5254 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 5205 Achievement Points: 46193 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 25 Joined: 01/25/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 02/26/1972 Device: Windows Posted June 11, 2020 (edited) @Crack Edited June 11, 2020 by J3st3r Crack and Merlin007 2 Awards
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