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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Damn, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

The Hitboxes are smaller, no making headshots from the hip while on the move like some other games... The recoil is higher so Hitting the target in full auto takes some practice. Just like in reality that you must use short bursts otherwise your gun is sky high. It's the most realistic FPS I have ever played and playing there against those in Closed Beta is a challenge because there are not too many Noobs. For once this is a game that's not designed for Children.

ok girl i got a pc to send you! it needs a video card and OS it is not AGP it is PCI-E i have an old Nvidia 550 ti i can put in it if you want?all i need is you to PM me with your addy and ill ship it to you!

What's rare playing cod or getting hammered?

This is Bowes Museum in Durham County where i live in the UK, top picture was yesterday 26th March, bottom picture was Wednesday 22 March, people were on beaches yesterday sunbathing lol.

My wife tried to play CoD but gave up after a few minutes she felt sick. Sometimes she listens to the in-game conversations and said it would give her headache. Listening to me gives her enough headache. She will keep practicing but will turn the volume down especially when Zombiefart is on LOL :-)

Just to see if i can post images

Redneck word of the day: Jamaican. "What Jamaican for dinner?"

A tip of the hat to Sitting-Duc for his constant dedication to XI and outstanding work on the web site rebuild.

And there is no stupid spawning miles behind the enemy to take objectives, you can either spawn on one of possibly 2 areas or on your Squad leader, if the defending side loses an area they are usually pushed back to next defensive line, Armies attack and defend as whole entities, no rogue soldiers at the other end of the map (it's not Rambo) taking flags and sniping you in the back, because of the amount of serious players in Red Orchestra/Rising Storm games players are usually expected to follow orders from their Commanders...Squad Leaders try to get into good positions without exposing themselves so the other Squad members can continue spawning on them, they send info and mark targets for Commanders to drop artillery on the enemy, so it's probably best to let the most experienced and serious players take charge because they give you some shit if you are not doing your job....this game would be perfect for Wildthing lol.

Oh now I've seen everything........

It's the opposite in my house. My hubby listens to me on teamspeak with the guys and shakes his head and says, "you talk about the strangest things with those people". I just say, "well it's your fault for introducing me to online gaming". LOL

put the shout box the way it was not upside down ............

Why would the graphics be on low? so you only play games that look pretty no matter how much of a pile of crap they turn out to be like BF1? i know what i prefer, Red Orchestra and Rising Storm 1 are still filling servers after 6 years because they don't play like a turd, sometimes it's nice to play a more serious shooter rather than games that are more suited for kids on Xboxes.

you realy need to stop making your own drugs. on the other hand hxtr is going to love that butt

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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In those 2 scenarios at least one of the 2 (1st scenario) if not both (2nd scenario) needs the MacOS version. The MacOS and Windows versions of TeamViewer play well together.

You really are drunk. Try clicking on the words. lol

Could we have a bigger target to hit to log on to the website? That little downward arrow is hard to hit when you are drunk..

I think told Merlin that the new site has an excellent mobile skin and so Tapatalk would not be enabled on this new version.

Don't think we are getting Tapatalk back. says its a lot of work to configure and maintain for the few that do use it and this new site has a decent mobile view.

do you have team speak? if not get it and get in and ill fix it for you. you want to install teamviewer also

All ducks are awesome, some are more awesome than others. Well done Sitting Duc, I think you're owed a drink or two in Berlin.

Really proud of your baby movies - aren't you!!! (smoking funny cigaretts even back then)

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Yeah I was quite surprised by the game to be honest. I hadn't played it properly in months and wasn't expecting the game to be that much different but nearly everything got updated and revamped. Now that they have a new ranking system and unlocks to work towards I can see a more steady player base playing as they now have something to achieve in the game unlike with Insurgency where it had no ranking system or unlocks

Its not a release from me but a buddy of mine i just passed it on to let u know we have another new map out some more maps on the horizon.

Try standing on your head.

I think I may download and give it try

Gotta admit it does look better, i am on Salerno map now, looks bigger and nicer, all rough edges have gone, took them long enough though just hope they ain't lost their public lol, just played again on Foy map, that's a new one from last time, not bad.

Welcome to >XI<

Welcome to XI

You were still chartered under HBC. Money is what drove the empire, and the states became unprofitable.

also who was on line change that to who is on line will make more room on web page i dont need to see who was on line....

At the moment playing COD, and getting hammered anything but rare , I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, I must practice more, 10 hours a day is not enough, I love being retired don't you?

legs is the word of the day. help spread the word!

The site looks really clean. I don't envy you trying to get all the data replicated over. Great job on the site Mr Duc. Hope to see you again soon in Niagra Falls. I am not sure how they cook their eggs in Canada but I will research it and let you know.

Just let me know when and I will help.

An endless stream of "JOKES?????" - but I still keep reading them

What Frenchi said both times +1 and roflmfao

I think So. I got into Wave #5 and automatically got into Wave #6... Just better fill out those surveys!

You said hammered lol

@Hunter the online users box and the birthdays are on the right hand side of the forums (was running out of space on the home page). There are no longer 'friends' and they are now 'followers' as its gone a bit social media style but I will take a look and see if it's possible. @cpl-chPetz Thanks

Hey Poop!

Funny how wives always seem to get 'headaches' I feel sick sometimes after COD when I'm hammered, but luckily it's rare!